Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Originally posted by Musha
Granted, but they kick your *** anyway.

I wish I had a limitless supply of coffee.

Obviously they didn't considering I won

Granted.  

I wish I wasn't afraid of fighting two DIABLOS at the same time, ALONE.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Almost granted, except that I was the last person to post in it.

I wish for food again... only... NO MUSHROOMS.  *Shudders at smell*

[Vlad Shadeu]

you get an edible turtle shell.
out pops a koopa.
darn, bowser don't like you!

i wish i was a famous designer for a popular tabletop RPG while also writing several acclaimed novels and recieving the AFI life acheivement award for acting without harming my health in any way.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but you never get laid.

I wish for nothing.

[Vlad Shadeu]

granted. you become nothing, your life becomes nothing, and paris hilton releases a new album, which turns out to be nothing.

i wish i had all advantges of my previous wish AND got laid.

[Grandy]

Sure thing. This is Arnold, your new found love.

I wish I could be perfect.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted. You become the perfect imperfection, making you a dead version of a normal human.

I wish George W. Bush and Dick Cheney suddenly died.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  No one knows who the song Capital G is talking about now, though.

I wish I had four arms.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted. I don't corrupt it because everyone looks like a moron with four arms.

I wish I had an unbreakable, indestructible copy of Symphony X's Divine wings of tragedy.

Also, I don't particularly like Capital G, anyway.

[Dominicy]

Neither do I >.>''

Granted, I hurt you with a shovel.

I wish for two cans of giant white monkey-repellant.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it turns out that the cans were in fragmented english, thus you get two cans of giant white monkey propellers.

I wish my wishes would stop getting corrupted...

[Musha]

Granted, but you are suddenely unable to think of anything to wish for.

I wish for super strength.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it ends up sucking.

I wish that my girlfriend would hurry and get back from her vacation.
(HAH! Owned, Musha.)

[Vlad Shadeu]

granted, wish granter is already on team.
EDIT: roland beat me to the post.
Granted, your girlfriend comes back so angry she break up with  you.

i wish High School Musical 2 didn't have unrelated bits of song slapped on to just add time.

[Phayre]

Granted, but the money is intercepted by Phayre, who uses it to buy adorable Tsubasa plushies, which she loves forever.

I wish gelato was better for me.