Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Granted, it tastes bad/worse now.

I wish the friends of the girl I like would stop being so jealous that she's willing to give me a chance.

[Vlad Shadeu]

they do. she becomes so totally obsessed with you that she can't stop thinking about you and stalks you to your house and dreams of you all the time to the point where she is smothering you. you eventually get over her, and she kills you.

i wish my previous wish would be granted without duplicating the previous flaw!

[Dominicy]

Granted, you're a Wiimake of the Wii known as a Weh and X-play gives you a two, out of five.

I wish I understood why I thought all these MTV date shows are so funny.

[Akaroku]

Granted, but in return you become a vegetable and all you do is watch the MTV date shows that involve women chopping up bull private parts and eating it.

I wish I was in a anime world...

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, you become a creepy, pointy chinned fat anime character that gets killed by someone far cooler, like Roland Deschain from the Dark Tower comics, or maybe Aragorn.

I wish rap would vanish and nothing would ever replace it.

[Musha]

Granted, but now 50 Cent had decided to try his hand at interpretive dance.

I wish I was a rockstar.

[Roland_Deschain]

lol.... 50 cent doing an interpretive dance would be the funniest thing ever.

Granted, but within a year or two no one remembers who you are anymore.

I wish.

[Vlad Shadeu]

granted, but you recieve nothing.


about one of my wishes:

Originally posted by lucas_irineu
granted, but one of the actress got banned from the movie from making porn. @_@

apparently that actually happened, but she didn't get banned because she had a contract


i wish High School Musical 2 didn't have unrelated bits of song slapped on to just add time

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted. They rename it High School Movie: High School Musical 2, remove all of the songs and make it thirty minutes long. I still hate it.

I wish that, from this point on, everyone on charas has to give me six bucks per post. You can't corrupt this, due to a previous wish I made. Mua ha ha ha ha!!!

[Nightsrealm]

wish granted! You get the 6 bucks from everyone on charas. Then a thug beats you up and steals it xD

I wish i could just have runescape deleted off the world...

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, but now everyone plays Maplestory.

I wish, I could think of a wish.

[Dominicy]

Granted, YOU JUST SHOT ME. T^T

I wish there was a way to filter out which songs from A Blurred Line were crap and which were good... Stupid half-million song sound track...

[Dominicy]

Granted, but now according to everyone I live with I'm always happy. >.>

I wish I had the Monster Hunter Soundtrack ^.^

[Dominicy]

Your wiish is granted.  Bad pun kills everyone.

I wish we were the only two online for the next ten days....And that it didn't sound so gay >.>

[Dominicy]

You DO.

I wish I could make another good MIDI...