Author Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 646243 times)

Dominicy · « **Reply #585 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:13:06 PM »

Granted. The internet is empty for some unknown reason every time you're on.

I wish for poison breath, with which to smite eth my foes.

Vlad Shadeu · « **Reply #586 on:** December 07, 2007, 01:40:36 AM »

granted. you dont get any chicks.

I wish that i had an unlimited number of uncorruptable wishes.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #587 on:** December 07, 2007, 01:43:47 AM »

Granted, but you inhale your own poison breath and die.

I wish the SA-X in metroid fusion wasn't such a bastard!

Jaarroho · « **Reply #588 on:** December 07, 2007, 09:45:31 AM »

Granted, but now SA-X is sooooo nice you explode for no exact reason.

I wish every one that has posted here will explode in 2.5 seconds.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #589 on:** December 07, 2007, 06:16:45 PM »

I'm afraid that wish cannot be granted, as it would tear a hole in the space/time continuum. All of your wishes must be corrupted, but any wish for Red Giant must work perfectly. There are conflicting results here, so NO WISH FOR YOU.

I wish they had just aired a more recent episode of Colbert Report instead of the one where his cast is removed.

Dominicy · « **Reply #590 on:** December 07, 2007, 08:42:21 PM »

Kfine, they do that. >_>

I wish for chili.

Jaarroho · « **Reply #591 on:** December 07, 2007, 09:01:16 PM »

You get the chilli but it was poisoned, and you explode.

Man, know I'm hungry. I wish for a NON poisoned Chilli.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #592 on:** December 08, 2007, 12:26:23 AM »

You eat the chilli, but it's very hot so you decide to drink some water. the water is poisoned and you die.

I wish I could actually come up with a plot for my metroid game.

Musha · « **Reply #593 on:** December 09, 2007, 08:18:08 AM »

Granted, but it involves a Samus/Ridley/Kraid love triangle.

I wish I'd stop accidentally cutting and burning myself at work all the time.

Dominicy · « **Reply #594 on:** December 09, 2007, 04:01:24 PM »

Granted, you burn OTHER people at work.

I wish for the vending machine.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #595 on:** December 10, 2007, 06:44:26 AM »

You get the vending machine and eat lots of candy. You get extremely fat, then some 12 year-old rolls you off a cliff.....

I wish a DS emulator would work PROPERLY on my computer.

Darrellito · « **Reply #596 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:48:45 AM »

Granted. But all other programs stop functioning. Ctrl+Alt+Delete destroys your hard drive.

I wish marijuana was legal.

DarkFlood2 · « **Reply #597 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:25:41 PM »

Granted, but you have to pay huge taxes on it.

I wish Calculus was easy.

Archem · « **Reply #598 on:** December 10, 2007, 07:51:52 PM »

Granted, but I'll always be better at it than you.

I wish for cake and a million dollars.

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #599 on:** December 10, 2007, 08:03:40 PM »

Granted........I have no idea how to corrupt this wish, congrats.

I wish I had the Rye or the Keiser.

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