Pickles

[Archem]

Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
Knew someone afraid of feet. I'd prop my feet up on the back of his chair. He'd FREAK. FUnny as hell when you get tired of SM2.

How can you be afraid of something that's been ATTACHED TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR ****ing LEGS SINCE BIRTH?!!!!!!!!!

And the proper word is "than", by dear Razor.

EDIT: Idea! Those other women should be raped by... Err... Nevermind...

[EXO Muffin]

I kind of agree with Archem, but Maury could get sued for sexual harrasment. And then they'd be kicked off the air. And get their money taken. And then stupid people would protest because they don't believe what the people are saying. And then the governor would have to do something. But the governor is Arnold Schwartznegger, so he'd ask George W. Bush. And then GWB would say to fight them with guns. And then a war would start. All from pickles. Wait a minute...that means pickles will be the end of all humanity! Aaaaah! Everyone, to the nuclear radiation escape pods! [-insert Batman transition tune here-]

Also, the balloon thing makes sense. They could get cured by watching the movie,"The Red Balloon."

[Apex]

Normally I would have said that was fake in a heart beat, but I can't really back that statement up... Unless they went way the hell out of their ways to get a studio audiance, a stage and and camera crew... Which leaves me saying... That is just pathetic, both the girl and the show... Can't find find something else to spend the networks grant on besides a girl afriad of flippin' pickles?!?!?!

The audiance should have pelted pickles at her.. 10X Hillarious..

[neb87]

Maury, should have planted a pickle in her shoe when they came off
edit   XD Apex

[Razor]

Originally posted by Archem2
And the proper word is "than", by dear Razor.

IIRC a conversation that happened between two forumers a year or more ago.

Sai'Kar's custom title: "More mod then you"
Someone, perhaps Moose: Shouldn't that be "than"?
Sai'Kar: Actually I am one of those time travelling mods.
Red Giant: I knew it! That's on the mod CP or something isn't it?

[Archem]

Originally posted by Razor

quote:

Originally posted by Archem2 And the proper word is "than", by dear Razor.

IIRC a conversation that happened between two forumers a year or more ago.

Sai'Kar's custom title: "More mod then you"
Someone, perhaps Moose: Shouldn't that be "than"?
Sai'Kar: Actually I am one of those time travelling mods.
Red Giant: I knew it! That's on the mod CP or something isn't it?

Interesting! Grammar rears its ugly head yet again! But in the past, this time! Sorry about correcting you, I just have a bit of a problem with mixing up words like there, they're, and their and to, two, and too. I'm also greatly annoyed with pseudowords like "guesstimate" and "that other one which I can't recall at this moment".

[Apex]

Once again, this thread gets turned into Grammar time..



Back to pickles, NOW!


I wonder why the left her alone? I would have chased her with one if I were there... That pansy..

[Drace]

I quote pickle-guy from Scrubs: "PICKLES!" (Only thing he could say xD)

Anyhoe, I saw a show on tv a long ago of people afraid of all sorts of things. Frogs, birds, cans (this one made me laugh so hard), shoes (another one that goes into the history books) and lots of other daily stuff.

[DarkFlood2]

Why don't they just tie her down in a chair so she can't move and then shove a pickle in her face? The only problem is that it'll either cure her completely, or it will utterly destroy her mentality and sanity. Still, a 50% success rate is better than nothing.

[MrMister]

I'M A CUCUMBER
I'M A CUCUMBER

[shinotebasiiackh]

Originally posted by MrMister
I'M A CUCUMBER
I'M A CUCUMBER

Vinegar'd!

[MrMister]

More like
Brine'd

Pickling noob

It's sad that Maury used to be a respectable talk show in the 80's. He used to have a desk, and would bring book authors on and stuff.

...oh Maury. What's become of you

[Archem]

Pickles, that's what. It drove him over the edge.

...Frogs, birds, cans (this one made me laugh so hard), shoes (another one that goes into the history books) and lots of other daily stuff.

Dude, that's sick. Who would want to be raped by a rusty, stinky, old tin can? At least the bird and frog are alive and less likely to cause tetanus. And that shoe could be worked out somehow...

I'M A CUCUMBER
I'M A CUCUMBER

Lol @ Brak's Cucumber Song™!

[Drace]

Originally posted by Archem2
Pickles, that's what. It drove him over the edge.

quote:

...Frogs, birds, cans (this one made me laugh so hard), shoes (another one that goes into the history books) and lots of other daily stuff.

Dude, that's sick. Who would want to be raped by a rusty, stinky, old tin can? At least the bird and frog are alive and less likely to cause tetanus. And that shoe could be worked out somehow...

quote:

I'M A CUCUMBER I'M A CUCUMBER

Lol @ Brak's Cucumber Song™!

You with your rape the whole time. I should rape YOU...
No wait, I don't wanna. I'll let Razor handel it.

[Archem]

Ooh, sexy! That'll fix my fear of razor blades!



And, consequentaly, make me emo...