STEVE! WHY STEVE WHY!?

[Razor]

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.

Yeah, travelling through the 5th dimension does not seem overtly easy.

[lonewolf]

god is bad to know a god men's gone
men he was mad as hell
and he did good thing's
for kid's look at the way he let you know
how wild life lifed i feel sorry for his kid and wife
how the can the run the zoo know his gone

[Cosmos]

eh... tragic................ (I honestly thought he was annoying, but that's just me.)

[RuneBlade]

Found this at 4chan

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.

Is safety guaranteed?

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks

quote:

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.

Is safety guaranteed?

More importantly, who did you bring back the first time?

[Razor]

Originally posted by RuneBlade
Found this at 4chan

I think /b/'s current 3700 post sticky says more than that image does.

Also, Norris sucks.

[I Have a Sandwich]

Originally posted by Razor
Also, Norris sucks.

As a cult icon, yes. As an action guy, no.

[Linkizcool]

Sammich, you have da QUOTE BUG PWNAGE

[Archem]

*cough*

EDIT: Yay! Magical cough of quote bug fixing!

[Revolution911]

Originally posted by charaman

quote:

Originally posted by Revolution911 I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch. I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers.

Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!

Steve Irwin doesent like to be fucked my anyone except Mrs. Irwin. Do you read the bible, stingray? Well theres this passage that I got memorized for special occasions. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity's of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers and you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon the.

[EXO Muffin]

Originally posted by Razor

quote:

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade Hey, don't worry guys. Steve Irwin is still alive in some parallel universe, so all we need to do is create a dimension-hopping machine and bring him back here. It's easy enough, but I've only done it once before.

Yeah, travelling through the 5th dimension does not seem overtly easy.

O RLY? According to Quantum Immortality, it does exist in some version of a Steve Irwin Death Universe, and since Quantum Immortality means we won't ever die because in one parallel universe, we'll be preserved, somehow, we'll eventually be able to get the dimension hopper from someone in a different, parallel universe of a Steve Irwin's death universe, so we can bring a Steve Irwin from another parallel universe into this one. What you say! LIK U DUN CAN DU DAT LIEK TEH GRANDFADUR THEROY!! Well, there is some parallel universe where that doesn't take effect, and the dimension hopper will be able to harness that power, so we will eventually be able to bring a parallel universe Steve Irwin into this universe and alter it so Steve Irwin never died!

In other words, in another place, a hopper can be used. Since the other versions of ourselves could be in there, because there are infinite parallel universes, they will bring Steve back to this one, some time in the past, which is in the future, because in one parallel universe, someone from a parallel universe will bring Steve back to this universe. And since there is a parallel universe of the parallel universe that's travelling to this one, that'll be an alternate us! Meaning we will, but not until we do. Which is before Steve Irwin died, which is in the future of this universe in the present of a parallel universe making this universe the same universe as the one where Steve Irwin never died. So he didn't! He died, but he's not dead because he died. Because he died a reincarnation of Steve Irwin, named Steve Irwin, lived in this universe at the same time as our Steve Irwin. We just have to wait for time to repeat itself, which we can wait that long because of Quantum Immortality.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Revolution911

quote:

Originally posted by charaman quote: Originally posted by Revolution911 I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch. I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers. Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!

Steve Irwin doesent like to be fucked my anyone except Mrs. Irwin. Do you read the bible, stingray? Well theres this passage that I got memorized for special occasions. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity's of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers and you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon the.

Amen.

[Apex]

This blows, I always figured he would die in a stone cold duel with Godzilla, just trying to examine his pearly whites...


Crikey, that sucks.

To bad it was Steve and not Chuck Norris.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Revolution911

quote:

Originally posted by charaman quote: Originally posted by Revolution911 I woke up this morning, and I saw this topic. Less than an hour later, I went to the nearest aquarium with a gun in hand and asked them all if Steve Irwin looked like a bitch. I dont feel like explaining the joke. Pulp fiction, losers. Than why did you try fuck him like he was one?!!!

Steve Irwin doesent like to be fucked my anyone except Mrs. Irwin. Do you read the bible, stingray? Well theres this passage that I got memorized for special occasions. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity's of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers and you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengence upon the.

If he's supposed to be blessed by god (if anyone, he'd be one of them), does that mean God doesn't exist?


Also about that other dimension crap, can't we just simply clone him?