Cosmic Theories and Philosophies

[Drace]

Originally posted by Meiscool

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Originally posted by DragonBlaze I can agree with that

Thx

I can honestly say that I agree with you in the thought that God doesn't want us to have sex untill we are wed, but there being no proof, I had to argue it out.

Now, back to the original cause of this religious decussion; Jesus is a Nazi.

If that's true, does that mean that all the nazis went to Heaven and all of the freedom fighters to Hell?

[Meiscool-2]

No, I think it just means that all Jews are going to Hell.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Meiscool
No, I think it just means that all Jews are going to Hell.

Just like everyone who isn't a Mormon.

[Razor]

The Jews are God's 'chosen' people. Not that this explains why God let them get killed by Nazis, or why He let His own son get killed by Romans.

God is evil. Perhaps he had the Nazis kill the Jews so the Jews can be with him in Heaven. Perhaps the Nazis are Gods handimen? For all we know, Hitler could be in heaven. Hitler. Yes, that guy with the moustache. In Heaven.

Doesn't that bother people right to the core? And the best part is, noone can disprove it. "OH NO, HITLER IS DEFINATELY GOING TO HELL!"

Says who?

[I Have a Sandwich]

Of all the 'hell' things, I think the Jehova's witness are funniest. Hell, their churches have no windows so people wont get in and take thier spot in heaven during the apocalypse. XD

[Black Massacre]

I believe the Earth was created by woman to toy will men and use them as sex slaves but the men got stronger and over powered the  women. Mmmm, thinks of a game to make where this happens. * goes to MW and edits story*

[Tomi]

Wow, I love being totally ignored.  When it says God visited the people in the Bible, it was a STORY.  People of ancient times we're interested in the FACT, but rather the STORY.  Therefore the bible is full of stories, not fact.

[Meiscool-2]

Let's go back to my "I h8 u" theory.

[DragonBlaze]

Originally posted by Tomi
Wow, I love being totally ignored.  When it says God visited the people in the Bible, it was a STORY.  People of ancient times we're interested in the FACT, but rather the STORY.  Therefore the bible is full of stories, not fact.

So, since it was writen in ancient times, it automatically becomes just a story? What about documents on Alexander the Great or even the Roman Empire, those were writen in ancient times, are they just 'stories' too? You statement has nothing other than your own subjective thoughts to back it up, there is nothing valid in it.

 

The Jews are God's 'chosen' people. Not that this explains why God let them get killed by Nazis, or why He let His own son get killed by Romans.

Actually, the bible does cover that in detail. There are a lot of references that point out why God did that stuff (without being evil). You can interperate the stuff how you want, but its in there.

[Razor]

Well I doubt they covered the Nazi part, what, having that happen a few hundred years after the bible was written. :p

[I Have a Sandwich]

"The bible says you're a ****tard and should jump off a roof." "Well, if the BIBLE says it".

[DragonBlaze]

Originally posted by I Have a Sandwich
"The bible says you're a ****tard and should jump off a roof." "Well, if the BIBLE says it".

Yeah, and if it said anything like that, no one would actually follow it. Maybe a few would, but then they'd die out right away, and then no one would follow it.

[EXO Muffin]

Here's what I believe:

At the start of the world, there was a single force known as Jelly(call it whatever you want). The end of the world caused Jelly to appear. Jelly folded in on itself; causing the universe to implode. At this time there was only Jelly dust. Soon, Jelly dust mutated into different minerals with a(n) Essence. Things, like, rocks, had simple Essences. These soon evolved their Essence into more complicated ones, when they formed plants, and fungi. Soon, they evolved into animals. One animal was the human. The human was too smart for it's own good, as you'll see soon.

One day there was a man named Kurasben. Kurasben was a very wise man. He died, soon enough, and his Essence escaped into a state, known as Fart(afterlife). He was going to get his Essence reincarnated into someone with the same astrological sign as him, as all things do. ...but, Kurasben was too smart, both spiritually, and mentally. He was able to use mind-over-matter to clone his Essence into an immortalized, (non-useable in a vessel) state. We'll call this super-Essence,"God."

Now, God made a clone of himself known as the Judeo-Christian God. This JCgod was really mean, and self-centered. He used his magic to make people believe he created the universe, and because of that, he did. After a while, he made a clone(son) of himself,"Jesus," sent to make people be the slaves in his cult. So, Jesus went, and told those Jews that he was the son of God. But, you see; God made this clone semi-mortal, so they didn't believe him; God presenting himself in a human form. They crucified him. But, you know; he's JESUS. He can bring himself back to life. Let's fast-forward a while into the future. Hitler, the reincarnation of Jesus was born. He killed those Jews for revenge!(Heh, yeah; I'm taking MIC's theory seriously.)Also, people believe in bad afterlives and good because it's just a god that feels like it wants to manipulate souls.

The entirety of the multiverse is made up of the rubber bands that are universes. They all orbit a sphere, that is the Alpha, and the Omega. It eventually gets too big, and breaks all of them. But then, it regathers those rubber band pieces into a new ball; a new Alpha. This soon spawns infinitely more rubber bands around it. Each universe has it's own gods; forces; whatever. Sometimes these rubber bands cross. That is why religions conflict. So many parallel universes means each with it's own rules, the non-ruled are one being. Anything is possible.

Magic; mana. This is drawn from the Alpha-Omega that is the central sphere of all. Power, that is knowledge. Mind over matter, drawn from the Essence of God, that ends the universe with a big shrink, producing the anti-matter. Forming the being of Jelly. Fate is a cycle; plants feed herbivores that feed carnivores (including humans) that die, decompose, and feed the plants. One is all; all is one.

SO SAYETH THE N00B!

[Razor]

See, this is why you don't have friends.

[EXO Muffin]

Yup.