Vending Machine

[lilsniffs3]

An orchestra comes out. However, there is only one harpist, so he is sent home and visits a forum with an image generator. Weird, huh?

I shove the Chase "Secret Asian Man" commercial into the machine.

(I thought my friends and I were the only ones who thought they said "Secret Asian Man," so it's basically a school meme, since we sing it.)

EDIT: Just in case you were referring to the web comic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkzBvOOCcc is what I was referring to.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Too bad. You get only this.

I put in more of these sigs.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get everything.

I shove Duran Duran down the slot.

[Koopapooper]

Tumbleweed from their concerts come flying out.

I slide a 5 dollar foot long in the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a bumblebee! (GET IT? I sure don't!)

I put more salt on the machine.

[Koopapooper]

You get melted snow! (I dont get it.)

I put broken links and Trojan horses in teh machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Ronald Mc.Donald bursts out of the machine and tells you to get down on your knees and suck his -- shine his shoes.
I put a cat into the machine.

[Lukas]

A hamburger pretends to come out. but then a lion eats your face.

i put in starcraft, FAILED sc ghost, and sc2.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get hit in the head with a Wiimote.

I put less salt on the machine.

[Lukas]

a huge devil may cry 1 skull enemy comes out and eats you.

i put in a deleted post

[Bluhman]

Mario comes out to remind you that 'all posters post post!'

I put in a weasel.

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get all the people with 200 posts or less from my Trapped on a Desert(ed? God... I can't even remember my own topic names...) Island.  Have fun.

I put >.< into the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

O.O comes out

I put ( . Y . ) in

[Lukas]

you get a computer virus that makes a erm... something bad?
i put in a 1337 chat in

[Koopapooper]

A mod comes out and bans you.

I put old sucky 80's band cd's and squash a kitten into the machine. (American Psycho style)