Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

The machine, in rage, decides to turn you inside out.

I put a whale into the machine.

[Koopapooper]

Epic win comes out.
I put everyone into the machine.

[Dominicy]

You get nothing.

I put something original (we're running out of stuff that is o_o) in the machine.

[Koopapooper]

Ideas come out.

I put a clown nose in with a clown attached.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing comes out.
Tingle quickly runs up shoves the game back in, and shivers. Then he jumps around for 30 seconds and shows off how much of a useless Assist Trophy he is.

[hippieshopper]

You get some Old Spice.

the hippie puts a copy of Final Fantasy VII in.

[Lukas]

You get a scratched up copy.

I put in  hippies hat on his pic.

[Dominicy]

You get hemp.

I put money in and press the Iced Tea button.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

You get Iced Tea.
You don´t drink it, you put it back into the machine.

[Felix-0]

I pull 1 dollar out.....

I put the dollar back in and push the explosion button 

[hippieshopper]

You get hippies' pith hat.

the hippie puts Godzilla in the machine

[Koopapooper]

King Kong throws him back out.

Jesus raptures the machine and puts satan into the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The machine finally reacts to the explosion button Felix had pressed two posts ago. It explodes.
Naturally, Satan escapes. He rebuilds the machine into the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

...I put all my loose change into the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

[hippieshopper]

You get Richard Nixon from the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

the hippie puts Stephen Colbert in the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

[lilsniffs3]

Lil' Bush, Cartman, and Leela come out of the.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.

I put Satan back into the machine.