Vending Machine

[Darkfox]

Our comes a new scouter, but you crush it soon after due to somebody, once again, exceeding a certain limit.

I put Jean Claude Van Damme into the machine.

[MissingName]

He punches his way out of the machine and kicks your head off.

I replace the machine and put a can of "Mighty Dog" (Beef tenderloin flavor) in it.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I end up putting a quarter into the can and getting a dollar.

I put that dollar into the machine.

[Darkfox]

Out comes 20 counterfeit dollars.

I put in a wooden nickel.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Vegeta busts out of the machine and yells at you.
I put Bobert Dylzerman into the machine.

[Darkfox]

A bunch of question marks pop out.

I put Jack Nicholson into the machine.

[luigifan33]

Jack Nicholson comes out again.

I put your life savings into the vending machine.

[Red Giant]

Out comes END OF THE UNIVERSE


I put in LET THERE B LITE

[Darkfox]

Out comes Dante yelling "I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIITE *echo*"

I put in Devil May Cry

[Darkfox]

Out comes Cloud Strife.

I burn Cloud Strife with a flamethrower and put his ashes into the machine.

[_JeT_]

Rain Strife comes out of the machine... Oh geez...

I put Master Onion into the machine, and then do a spin, jump, kick, chop, block on the machine.

[fruckert]

A rapping puppy starts coming out before I kick it back in.

I kick back in the rapping puppy.

[luigifan33]

Mini Me comes out of the machine.

I shove Mini Me into the machine with his pinkey in his mouth.

[Darkfox]

Out comes Mega-Me, the greater clone that you can only see the feet of and some of the legs because the rest gets cut off due to the small screen height!

I put Mega-Me's left shoe into the machine.

[fruckert]

I come out, somehow.

I put me back into I, the machine.