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lilsniffs3
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Reply #75 on:
May 04, 2008, 08:11:13 PM »
Lilsniffs: MAH HOLE.
*DWMM and C0rn ignore.
*Lightning strikes and tree falls. Tree pushes porn crate into lilsniffs hole.
Lilsniffs: EWWW. Its EH76.
*Pushes crate out.
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c0rn
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Reply #76 on:
May 05, 2008, 07:05:18 AM »
Lilsniffs: wait a minute, I am alone in this hole.....
*pulls crate back into hole
MT11: Ok guys, now lets move the Siamese twin monument of c0rn and AFL.
Lilsniffs: huh the ground is collapsing above me.
*the hole caves in leaving a helpless Lilsniffs in complete lack of air.
c0rn: hey did you guys here a girlish scream from inside the hole we just covered?
DWMM: nah, must of been a girlish scream outside of the hole.
Lilsniffs: Oh Well, EH76 it is, at least its not 2girls1cup!!
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Reply #77 on:
May 05, 2008, 07:55:11 AM »
Lilsniffs: HELP!
MT11: Did you hear that?
DWMM: No. *stabs ground under statue with a large spear*
MT11: Ok.
Logged
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
A Forgotten Legend
Your neighborhood box of colors
Royal
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Reply #78 on:
May 05, 2008, 07:34:33 PM »
AFL: Wait..... WHAT!?!?! Siamese twin?!?!?! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
...
I need to get off this island before i go craz....ier.
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c0rn
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Reply #79 on:
May 05, 2008, 09:16:52 PM »
c0rn: You can't, it was you who created this island, and now no one can leave, Unless.....
AFL: Unless What?
c0rn: There is one way. You must travel to the Oasis of Doom, retrieve the Key of danger, travel to the dungeon of crap and slay the beastie who is hiding behind the gate of the damned!
AFL: I dunno, that seems like a looooot of work, not to mention a great waste of time. Why don't we just build an Air Ship instead?
c0rn: hahaha, many have tried to follow that path, but none have came back alive....
*Points to a Pile of Bones*
AFL: And embarking on a quest to slay a beast won't get me killed? Besides, those are fish bones.
c0rn: hehehe we will meet again in philippi!!!
*Throws a Smoke Bomb*
Eeryone: *hack* *cough* *cough* *Wheeze*
AFL: c0rn You're still here, everyone can see you hiding behind those bushes. you're just making a fool out of yourself.
c0rn: Am I? Or have you mis-looked?
AFL: See if you had vanished you wouldn't have responded! man whatever, that kid is wierd.
*Monologue* c0rn: hehehe Little to do they know, they have a dangerous journey ahead of them, but will they survive?...........
*SPOILER ALERT*
Yes They Do.
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Reply #80 on:
May 06, 2008, 11:42:54 AM »
DWMM: Hey look, a treasure chest!!!! *runs towards chest*
AFL: I wonder what's inside?
DWMM: A... A MAP!!!!! It's a map of the island.
MT11: Cool, can we see it?
DWMM: Sure *points at attached image*
Everyone:.....
MT11: Bull. Thats clearly a fake map. I'll prove it with this mine detector *pulls Mine Detector from pocket*
MT11: Ok lets see here.....
Mine detector: *explodes*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
lilsniffs3
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Reply #81 on:
May 06, 2008, 11:46:03 AM »
*Start of perilous journey
MT11: Your coffee is over there.
AFL: OK.
*Walks to the coffee and grabs it.
*Walks back.
AFL: *sip* Damn good coffee.
MT11: Yeah.
C0rn: (Thinking) They're having coffee.....WITHOUT ME?
(Up in the sky)
Grandy in airship: W00t! Getting away from this damned island!
(Back down)
AFL: *Sip*
MT11: *Sip*
DWMM: *Sip*
*Speed Racer theme plays.
Everyone: This coffee......needs.......more.........COWBELL!!!
*Everyone gets off to get some cowbell from Lilsniffs' bag.
* Mach 5 comes out of nowhere with C0rn in the front seat. He crashes at the log and is sent flying in the sky.
*Car crashes through Grandy's airship.
*Airship comes and crashes into Lilsniffs' bag, exploding it into the forest.
Everyone: MAAHHH COWBELL.
*And so begins their perilous journey into the tri-state area.
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Reply #82 on:
May 06, 2008, 12:18:46 PM »
DWMM: Oh no.. Don't step on that minefield! *pushes littlesniffs*
!!!!!EXPLOSION EFFECT COOL FUNNY FX CGI!!!!!
DWMM: Ah, what a shame. He died so young.
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
c0rn
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Reply #83 on:
May 06, 2008, 03:44:16 PM »
c0rn: no silly that was his twin brother jerry.
DWMM: Phew...
c0rn: However, littlesniffs has suffered some permanent damage. One of his taste buds has become defective. I know, I Know, fight your tears gang, That's one cup of coffee he'll never enjoy again.
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A Forgotten Legend
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Royal
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Reply #84 on:
May 06, 2008, 10:52:16 PM »
AFL:... wait a minute... was that a SHAKESPEARE REFERENCE ON THIS ISLAND!?!?! ATTACK HIM!!!! NONE SHALL MENTION JULIUS CAESAR ON THIS ISLAND.
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lilsniffs3
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Reply #85 on:
May 06, 2008, 11:20:59 PM »
Lilsniffs comes out of hole.
Lilsniffs: Wheres everybody?
Lilsniffs: OooOOooh, it's an ammo pack!
*Points to Mines.
*Walks over "Ammo packs."
DWMM: KABOOSHY!
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c0rn
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Reply #86 on:
May 07, 2008, 05:58:26 AM »
Director: Alright! Cut, Cut! What's Going On HERE? We're on an Island, and theres about to be a great adventure, then an explosion comes in! It's cool that you like to improvise but please stick to the script. The script is good.
Director:
Lilsniffs, I need more references to EH76
DWMM, You have to say stuff like you mean it, you know like it comes from the heart
AFL, Quit questioning the script, If i decide to quote shakespear, then by gosh, By golly I'm
gonna quote Shakespear. If you wan't to talk about it then the time you're wasting will
come out of your paycheck!
c0rn, You need to be more asian, remember your character, you're an asian fisherman who was
washed ashore.
Director: Ok now no more nonsense, again from the top and we're live in
3....
2...
1..
Random Guy: Scene 86 of Barbie's Dreamhouse III: Island Adventures, Return of the SandCrab Part Two...
*ACTION!*
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Reply #87 on:
May 07, 2008, 09:26:40 AM »
DWMM: He.. he just.. he doesn't die!!!!! *goes berserk andstabs littlesniffs with a knife many times*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I think
1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
c0rn
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Reply #88 on:
May 07, 2008, 03:50:46 PM »
Director: That's good that's good. DWMM can you do that scene a little sexier, we have to make it more hollywood-ish
DWMM: I'll try
*ACTION!!*
DWMM: Rawr, That hunk just doesn't die!!!!!
*goes berserk and rubs the knife all over littlesniffs body many times*
DWMM: Yeah you like that?
Littlesniffs: I'm not complaining.
Director: perfect, perfect.
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Reply #89 on:
May 07, 2008, 11:18:45 PM »
DWMM: *Kills director* *kills littlesniffs*
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
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