Who would win?

[Rahl]

8 Bit.

SNES vs NES

[Roland_Deschain]

SNES, because it had in general more quality control than the NES. <prepares for NES fans to kill him>

Three vampires and a lich vs three ghosts and a wraith.

[Rahl]

3 vampires and a lich

2 Pandas vs 2 dead pandas

[Bluhman]

2 Pandas would at least be able to keep from biodegrading, unlike 2 dead pandas.

Super Speed and Reflexes VS. Time Stopping

[Rahl]

Time stooping because you'll always be faster than anyone else.

You vs evil you

[X_marks_the_ed]

Me. The good me doesn't stand a chance.

Tubes vs Pipes.

[Bluhman]

Without tubes, the internets would be NOTHING.

Your vice-principal/principal vs. My paranoid middle school principal who called me down to his office for setting a password as the word 'bomb' and thinking I was a goddamn terrorist.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Yours. Because anything is better than the douchebag principal I had in middle school.

Plus that's hilarious.

Cereal vs. Peaches

[Rahl]

Cereal, peaches have that fuzzy shat on the outside and I dont like it.

Archem vs Archem

[fruckert]

Hmm...that's a hard one...I gotta say Namco.*

Fedora vs. Bowler Hat.

IT'S A REFERENCE!!!

[Rahl]

Fedora I guess.

Crappy music or crappy movie

[Darkfox]

Dude, stop being annoyingly unfair, it'd be a draw, they are both painfully, ear and eye bleedingly torturous.

Don Knotts VS Leslie Nielsen

[Rahl]

(Just brought it up because I'm having to endure both right now.)
Don Knots.

The Riddler vs The Joker

[Darkfox]

(BLASPHEMY! You no not the power of the white haired genius that is Leslie!)

Ehhhh... if you mean the newer emo Joker then... The Riddler, unless you mean GOTH Riddler, then the Joker... but I don't think that is the case so I'll Say: The Riddler, he's got more substance.

Will Smith VS Eddie Murphy

[fruckert]

Will Smith. Eddie Murphy get's ungodly annoying after a short period of time, in my experience.

Twilight Fans vs. Jonas Brothers Fans.