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Offline Phayre

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Be afraid! Phayre rejoins the workforce
« on: March 12, 2008, 03:32:59 AM »
Yes, that's right. After months of job seeking drudgery, Pahyre has obtained a glamorous position as a cashier at K-Mart. This means several things for you:
-You will see ven LESS of Phayre, meaning less vanilla coke and more TESTOSTERONE
-Ember Sky's progress will be even SLOWER, since Phayre's life and writing comes first
-You may never shop safely at K-mart again, for Phayre will undoubtedly convert them all into secret experimental labs of doom to aid her in world domination and/or destruction
-Phayre will randomly ask you what to do with all this MONEY, then realize she has to pay for COLLEGE and ignore suggestions, instead wasting monetary funds on low calorie rice cakes and lattes
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 03:41:32 AM »
You know, they don't have K-Marts here anymore...

More testosterone is not a good thing, though.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 03:46:54 AM »
Here either, it's like they're all drawing out.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 03:47:17 AM »
I was just thinking that. Kmart might disappear...













...or at least turn into Sears.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 03:54:26 AM »
They're not as cheap as Wal Mart, but not as trendy as Target, so I can see why they're thinning out. Of course, they pay me, plus I get discoutns at both Kmart and Sears... so they'd better not die. *shakes fist*
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Offline Djanki

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 12:12:19 PM »
Good luck there, Phayre...

...(and to think, I like Vanilla Coke...)
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Offline Dominicy

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 06:16:31 PM »
Dang.  Here I was thinking you were back from some long, drawn out vacation.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 06:38:14 PM »
Me too. Is it even possible for you to be around less than you have been the last few weeks? 0_o
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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 10:01:46 AM »
I've been lurking kinda. But not really much. been writing lots though ^^
Jeez, I never realized kmart was regional thing.
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Offline Dominicy

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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 05:39:52 PM »
Now you know.

Hey Auntie Phayrie, how tome you never dive me banilla tote? *pouty face*

XD It hurts to type like that.
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