What hidden talents do you have that nobody on here knows about?

[Dragonium]

Oh come on. "Brazillian" is slang for when a lady has her lady-hair removed. I'd say you guys have an unfair advantage in the vagina-acquiring department.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Dragonium

Originally posted by Archem2

Originally posted by Dragonium

Originally posted by Archem2
Anywho, I'm quite the comedian, and everyone knows it.

That's interesting because I've never found you funny.[/B]

Yeah, but you lack a proper sense of humor to begin with. Plus, I'm pretty sure you have an invisible vendetta against me for no reason. Not to mention that these are talents that aren't already known by everyone here.[/B]

I have no vendetta against you. I merely view you as someone who I can maintain a false "comedic hatred" relationship with. I actually find you to be a rather amiable fellow. When you're not making snide remarks about my genitalia. Which as far as I am aware you have never done.[/B]

Way to kill the tension in the room. Now I have to find a new way to make people uncomfortable.

Does anyone here object to bestiality?

[Ben]

If by object you mean participate with vigor, you would be correct

[Red Giant]

You can't spell bestiality without best

[Ben]

AND "I"

[ZeroKirbyX]

I... well, I've got a cool name?

Yeah, I'm pathetic.

[Archem]

Like hell you are! You are my general, and are therefore awesome!

Plus, you can turn into a giant fire truck. If that's not a talent, then I don't know what is!

[FFL2and3rocks]

I'm really good at typing. I actually proofread and spellcheck my stuff, so I rarely make tyops.

If I try, I can type at 120 WPM. Me are geek.

[zuhane1]

Haha these replies were really entertaining!

Also, I think with bestiality, if the animal takes control, then it's perfectly okay. If you pin the animal down or get on top of it, that's a bit unfair. If someone wants a blowjob off a duck that's their choice.

I'm also quite a charmer with the ladies!

[RuneBlade]

My record time in Super metroid is 00:58, TAS

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by zuhane1
Also, I think with bestiality, if the animal takes control, then it's perfectly okay. If you pin the animal down or get on top of it, that's a bit unfair. If someone wants a blowjob off a duck that's their choice.

Totally had this conversation once. "When the animal is male and the human is female, then you know the animal wants it. It's different man!"

[Moosetroop11]

That old statue of the woman raping a goose comes to mind.

[Dragonium]

No Jim, that was a dream.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Oh, I'm supposedly good at Tetris.

[Meiscool-2]

I can fart the national anthem.