Poison Planet Chapter One COMPLETED

[Halfling]

I sat down, expected to play a serious and interesting game, started playing, and when I reached 'the end' screen, I sat on my chair for five minutes.
The way I felt was undescribable. I felt like hot peanut butter was being poured into my butthole.

I just don't know what to say.

[cherko]

Oh my god. I don't understand how people can make games like these. As a game itself, it was enjoyable, but the length kept it from being "the ultimate single-player experience". What really made this game so brilliant, was the endlessly beautiful story.

I also loved how you managed to blend comedy and thriller seamlessly. The sex scene was a bit over the top though, there's nothing wrong with sprite porn but it belongs in parody games and not masterpieces like this.

Also, I didn't see anyone else mentioning it... Did anyone but me find the alternate ending? I get the feeling there might have been more than one alternate ending though.

Holy ****. We have witnessed the birth of a masterpiece unlike any other. A true RPG Maker classic... That so many people will never play because it's just an RPG Maker game. I pity them.

5/5, this is certainly one of the highlights of the year so far... Along with Into the Wild, Machinae Supremacy's new album "Overworld" and the fourth season of Lost.

You made my day.  

[Linkforce]

I think its funny how more "reviews" and comments were written for this game then actual games.  LOL

[cherko]

Just because it's short, it doesn't mean it's not a game. There's a lot more depth to it than there seems to be at the first glance.

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Linkforce
I think its funny how more "reviews" and comments were written for this game then actual games.  LOL

It might be short but it has an important message!

[SPOILER]And that message is that I'm never gonna give you up[/SPOILER]

[Drakiyth]

Sounds pretty cool, I'll have to check it out when I get time.

[HobomasterXXX]

Ive been rick rolled too many times this week.

[cherko]

Originally posted by dudewheresmymount
Ive been rick rolled too many times this week.

Please don't spoil the thread with your offtopicness.

Also, Red, there's a pathing error, in the room where you start the wall is walkable. I know you forgot about this because that chipset isn't used except for the starting room and you don't spend too much time in the starting room.

[coasterkrazy]

FIVE DAYS LATER IT STILL WORKED ON ME. NOOOO! ****. You got me... after going SO LONG too...

Oh yeah and the only posts I saw were the first few...

[cherko]

Originally posted by coasterkrazy
FIVE DAYS LATER IT STILL WORKED ON ME. NOOOO! ****. You got me... after going SO LONG too...

Oh yeah and the only posts I saw were the first few...

Teaches you to not just follow the plot and see what happens. You should've gotten the antidote from the chemist, just show him the documents from Red and he'll give it to you for free.

[Dragonium]

I never got the documents. I think it might be a hole in the coding because I think you're supposed to get them, but I never did. Thank God you can still buy the antidote. I think it's a little expensive though, repeating the blackjack minigame to earn all that money takes a heck of a long time.

That's really my only complaint, the rest of the game was flawless.

[coasterkrazy]

Originally posted by cherko

Originally posted by coasterkrazy
FIVE DAYS LATER IT STILL WORKED ON ME. NOOOO! ****. You got me... after going SO LONG too...

Oh yeah and the only posts I saw were the first few...

Teaches you to not just follow the plot and see what happens. You should've gotten the antidote from the chemist, just show him the documents from Red and he'll give it to you for free.[/B]

I know... ugh... I had to start the WHOLE THING over since I saved after I missed the opportunity to get the antidote.. I know it isn't very long, but still, that forest part was a bitch.

Oh and Drag, that's really weird that you never got the documents. Red leaves them by your doorstep and the game had a cutscene that forced me to pick them up.

[c0rn]

Is this a joke? you open an email and then theres some guy and singing in the background... The end.

[Ben]

Youre an idiot.

[cherko]

It must be a bug.