Author Topic: Better than that. (Read 376082 times)

fruckert · « **Reply #990 on:** October 10, 2009, 12:23:52 AM »

Jesus yelling at a fig tree cause it didn't have any figs on it, resulting in Jesus cursing it to death.
Yes, that actually is in the bible.
Twice.

Musha · « **Reply #991 on:** October 10, 2009, 09:45:54 AM »

Moses grinding up the Golden Calf, mixing it with water and making the Israelites drink it. Yes, that's also in the Bible.

fruckert · « **Reply #992 on:** October 10, 2009, 04:02:47 PM »

Musha · « **Reply #993 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:00:38 PM »

Not getting circumcised by a psycotic man.

Obvious Sock Account · « **Reply #994 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »

Circumcising as a psychotic man.

Musha · « **Reply #995 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:51:30 AM »

Not getting castrated.

Bluhman · « **Reply #996 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:22:28 PM »

Castro getting castrated?

Darkfox · « **Reply #997 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »

Playing Freecell while in a jail cell.

fruckert · « **Reply #998 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:15:18 AM »

BIG BLACK GUY NAMED BEN

^Artifact from my newgrounds [exploring] days.

Darkfox · « **Reply #999 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:33:58 AM »

A rude hairy redneck sitting in a rocking chair while drinking moonshine named Bob

lilsniffs3 · « **Reply #1000 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:15:37 AM »

A red haired elementary school student who kills emos.

Musha · « **Reply #1001 on:** November 12, 2009, 05:48:08 PM »

Mass emo genocide.

fruckert · « **Reply #1002 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:51:47 AM »

Something horrible happening to emo people that they wouldn't enjoy.

Darkfox · « **Reply #1003 on:** November 13, 2009, 06:21:29 AM »

Making emos watch TV programs about happy people in vibrant colors with no suicide.

fruckert · « **Reply #1004 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:22:06 AM »

Watching Courage the Cowardly Dog right now at this very moment.

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