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[Archem]

Fuck you, it's a good enough name for the game. Anyways, the idea is that a player posts a statement regarding something,doesn't matter what. Could be in response to something posted somewhere else, could be something out of the blue. As long as it's a comprehensive thought, it's applicable. Then, you post five responses to any posts that the next person might make in response to your original statement. The next player then fills in the blanks with their own responses, and makes a statement with replies of their own. If a player doesn't make their own statement, then the next player is free to do so. For an example, see the links below.

First Post: LINK
Second Post: LINK

[Archem]

There are already sample posts in the link... Whatever. I'll put out a starter post:

There is no God, because if there was, we would have proof of his existence.


Do you really think that?






You're missing the point.






But he was a drunk!






Not recently, no.






Fag.

[lilsniffs3]

There are already sample posts in the link... Whatever. I'll put out a starter post:

There is no God, because if there was, we would have proof of his existence.
No one cares. People are paranoid, thinking god is watching them.

Do you really think that?
Ya. Just like your mom, because your dad isn't pleasing for her.





You're missing the point.
You're face is missing the point. It's too ugly. Just like your dad.






But he was a drunk!
What? All drunks are ugly? WTF? Are you high?






Not recently, no.
Right...






Fag.
I know you are, but what am I?

It's a joke A pretty bad one though. Am I doing this right?

[Archem]

Yeah, although pure flame responses aren't recommended. Joke or not, some people can take things too seriously and ruin the fun.

Besides, those are easy and boring. Original things are more fun.

[lilsniffs3]

There are already sample posts in the link... Whatever. I'll put out a starter post:

There is no God, because if there was, we would have proof of his existence.

I am not religous that much. Just steal bread. Free food.  don't care about god. God isn't existing with out proof. or a DeLorean. Who likes Greek Gods?

Do you really think that?

Ya. A time traveling DeLorean though.






You're missing the point.
What? Haven't you seen Back to the Future?






But he was a drunk!
No! Micheal J Fox never thought real alchohol was in that prop bottle! Outtakes don't count!






Not recently, no.
Then why'd you say he was drunk?






Fag.
No, you just have no sense in movies.

Better?

[Archem]

A lot better, yeah. Although I wouldn't have minded if you had just let that one go as an example of what not to do and how the format goes.

Got a statement to get fudged with?

[Cerebus]

From what I see on the posts you linked, seems more like you post random answers, and the next poster then asks the question for your answer. That's actually what Bluhman did.

[Archem]

Yeah, so?

[lilsniffs3]

A lot of people detest Pokemon, others likes them. Where's you're stand?


Woah, never looked at it that way.


That's what she said.


Yeah, I like it. What's this got to do with Pokemon?



I beg your pardon?


You want to take this outside?


You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war!

[Cerebus]

Yeah, so?

Well, lilsniffs3 did the opposite of your exemples, but you said it was okay. So what exactly is the game? You post the answers and the next one posts the questions, or you post the questions and the next one posts the answers?

[Archem]

You fill in the replies, and you can add your own statement if you want. He's doing it right.

A lot of people detest Pokemon, others likes them. Where's you're stand?

Not sure, but selling the same game two or three times (lol yellow version) is a great money-making scheme!

Woah, never looked at it that way.

That's because you're too busy masturbating.

That's what she said.

...That's... not really funny. You could have made a quip about the masturbation, though.

Yeah, I like it. What's this got to do with Pokemon?

!
I'm not sure! Are you masturbating these Pokémon?!

I beg your pardon?

Hey, you're the one who led the conversation down this road! Now can we please continue our battle?

You want to take this outside?

Sure. Pokémon is totally a handheld game series!

You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war!

As long as my fire type has an advantage over your grass types, I'm pretty sure I'll win that, too.

I really don't like pie. I don't. It's not appetizing at all.






Well, we all have different tastes.






I'm aware of that, but you don't have to get all offensive about it.






Hey, man! That's not a fair example!






I hated her in that one movie. What was it called?






Uh... Y'know, I don't watch those kind of things...

[lilsniffs3]

I really don't like pie. I don't. It's not appetizing at all.

Not even cherry? I also heard you like slash fiction, especially the one about you and Ed on the beach.




Well, we all have different tastes.

What? You only like men?






I'm aware of that, but you don't have to get all offensive about it.

Woah, you remind me of Chris Crocker.






Hey, man! That's not a fair example!

Oh, yes, I forgot, she's a tranny, if memory recalls. She reminds me of the tranny Tobey Maguire.





I hated her in that one movie. What was it called?

Spiderman 3. It had porn in that one scene where the black alien thing rapes her.






Uh... Y'know, I don't watch those kind of things...

And, it was rated PG13.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

You forgot to do your part! So I´ll start a new one.

I believe the music industry is going downhill, and fast.




You would think so, but you´d be wrong.




Yes, I know.




No. See, you are terribly mistaken.




No, I really don´t find her attractive. Her friend is mondo-sexy though.




Fine, be that way.

[lilsniffs3]

You forgot to do your part! So I´ll start a new one.

I believe the music industry is going downhill, and fast.

Yeah, mainly Linkin' Park. They now sound like constant screaming. Oh yeah, which Backstreet Boys member is gay? All of them? LOL I DUNNO?



You would think so, but you´d be wrong.

Woah, you had sex with one of them for a bribe. I get it. *wink* *wink*




Yes, I know.
Your admitting it? Now we can sue that lame *** band! Their self made crap has made me put through an episode of Static Shock with them in it!




No. See, you are terribly mistaken.
What? You liked that episode? It's just like the one with NBA stars. Oh yeah, have you seen that one movie? I hacked a website to watch it. That one girl is smexy.




No, I really don´t find her attractive. Her friend is mondo-sexy though.
I agree, the friend. I have her number, but I won't give it to you.



Fine, be that way.
Stick to Phayre and Midnight.

You watch english Naruto?


Woah, rule 34 man.


I love her too dude!


I saw her first!


Yeah, stick to that.


Oh what? She's a tranny?


HES A TRANNY TOO? WTF?


What the hell is wrong with these gender confused retards?


Me? Now that's silly.


My fist wants to meet you.



I owned you in that.


You're a lolfagmonster, you know that?

[Bluhman]

You watch english Naruto?

Yeah... Hey, in school... Do you know what happened to me? I... I ran down a ****ing hallway god dammit!

Woah, rule 34 man.

I know. Run down a hallway, they behead you. Say, have you met my pet kitten? She's a girl. Really cute little thing, ain't she?


I love her too dude!

Well, who wouldn't love such a cuute adorable little stare like that? Awww....

I saw her first!

Huh-what!? Are you like... Sexually attracted to my pet or something?

Yeah, stick to that.

Right... Anyway, I originally traded my old male cat in for this cute little thing...

Oh what? She's a tranny?

...Moving on! I also traded in my OLDER female dog for the cat I mentioned...

HES A TRANNY TOO? WTF?

Would you shut up? What is wro-

What the hell is wrong with these gender confused retards?

I don't know, perhaps it's because you're rambling about freaking transvestites while I'm talking about my damn PETS?!

Me? Now that's silly.

...You know what? You can be a real weirdo sometimes.

My fist wants to meet you.

And also psychotic. And you play too much Halo.

I owned you in that.

Halo isn't everything; I'm a lot better at SSBB, might I tell you...

You're a lolfagmonster, you know that?

Morning... What time is it?


I know... I'm just a little exhausted from yesterday.


Well, Yesterday, I was almost killed by some thugs...


I was being chased by them. I had to keep running and running. Around corners, through alleys! Eventually, I was cornered. There was no escape, but thankfully, a guy clad in white and blue armor came down from above! He beat up all the thugs. Right there in front of me, leaving them unconcious. He told me to get back here quickly. So, yeah. I did a lot of running that day.

What are you getting at?

Stop. Just stop. Look, let me explain. Yes, I am. You clearly saw me make the decision to do this back then. Why act so surprised about it?

I didn't choose to be like this. I became this through pure luck. In a way, luck brought you here too.

See, that's where luck comes in.

No, YOU'RE WRONG.

STOP IT!

GHAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *dies*