THE OFF TOPIC GAME

[fruckert]

Guro!

[Meiscool]

Ghosts are blocking my view of the spaceship.

[boozer]

Free Anal Probing

Always consult a Doctor

[Dominicy]

I R MASTUR CHEEF LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL

Ur brane r liek dis.  and my brain r liek dis.

[fruckert]

I love the purple worm

[Felix-0]

First you take 10 eggs
put them in a bowl
Stir the Fuc|< out of them
and what do you get
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1one!!

[boozer]

HOME OPEN BETA REALESED and its also snowing

[Hell Angel]

(insert elipsis)

[lilsniffs3]

Sam: Pull the trigger, Tom
Tom: No.
Sam: PULL THE GOD DAMN TRIGGER.
Tom: No.
Mike: Please no... Don't shoot.
Sam: Shut up. Pull the trigger.
*Points the gun at Sam.
Tom: CAN YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP!
*BANG!*

[fruckert]

 
CONFUSION ATTACK!

[Red Fox]

You can't confuse me! Because I'm smarter then Einstein. I got an IQ of over 9000. And it makes me kick the *** of Goku which also makes me unbeatable. That is until the alien race of the Sahgah comes to earth form the planet SAH - 12.
An alien race with the power of summoning a bird form their left nostril with the attack power of 12000. Which is 10x stronger then any man on earth. But lucky us they are weak against water so we will be able to fend them of in the end and reclaim the earth as ours.

But little do we know that they planted an alien virus in out trees that make them able to become intelligent beings capable of thinking out war strategies beyond the human minds comprehensible.
And soon the human race was doomed. The trees had taken over earth and the small amount of humans remaining now was slaves to the trees.
The trees was ruled by their supreme commander Trealord the overlord. His mind as black as a 90 year smokers lungs. His thoughts as dark as the black metal at an goth concert. 
For years he ruled the world with an iron grip. All until that faithful day when there was a volcanic outburst . Flames spit our all over earth and scourges the tree men until only  black coal of their former self remained.
Freedom has finally come to the few remaining humans of earth. And they once again claimed earth as their own.
Within a 100 years they had fled earth to explore the other worlds of the universe.

And now they float away in the cold dark of space. They are lost in space and can't find their way back home so now they desperate search for a new world to find, to rebuild civilization. 

Will they survive the cold space? Will they find a new planet to live in? Find out next time I'm drunk and decide to write a short story for no reason.

[Dominicy]

OMG DIS PLACE IS SO RANDOM! xD

[fruckert]

RF wins an award for awesomness

[Dominicy]

tl;dr

[lilsniffs3]

Tom: I'm gonna farking blow you farking sky high!
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOO!

and then Tom spun a leek for some apparant reason.