What a morning...

[Djanki]

This morning, I woke up at 5 A.M. for my morning exercise. It was drizzling, so my roommate and I decided not to go. I slept for another hour, then took a shower and all that. When I left for College, it was drizzling lightly. By the time I reached the entrance, it started raining.

I hid under the tarp for the ATM machine while the rain grew stronger; we're talking curtains of the stuff! I wondered to myself, "What would Kamina do?", and decided to 'Carve a path with my own hands!'(TM). Big mistake--the sidewalk was a river, the air was an ocean, and my shoes were Converse--they were like sponges.

By the time I reached the College's lobby, I was soaked. Right now, I'm in the library; my socks are cold and wet, my shoes are worse, and my beloved jacket...don't get me started.

And the reason I did all of this? For the college's WiFi. My bare feet (yes, I'm barefoot right now) are freezing, and I'm threatened by a cold...for WiFi.

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever done.

[Moosetroop11]

What you've just described could be retitled 'an average day in the life of a brit'.

[Djanki]

You mean they have bare feet in England, too?! 0_o

[Archem]

Ha! Sucks for you!

[Meiscool-2]

I got a handjob this morning. **** YOU.

[Djanki]

I got a handjob this morning (Sh*t was so cash!)

Fix'd. ^_^

[ZeroKirbyX]

Good lord I wish it would rain here. I'm so tired of sunlight.

Also, this isn't 4chan. Stop with the memes.

[Archem]

Hmm? I'm not up on the recent 4chan nonsense and memes. What meme is being used?

[ZeroKirbyX]

**** was so cash. It's just copypasta really, but either way this isn't 4chan.

[Archem]

How the hell is that a meme? It's... Ugh... You know what I mean, right?

[Djanki]

Sorry, couldn't help it--it was staring me right in the face! >_<

I'll contain myself from hereon out.

[Moosetroop11]

You mean they have bare feet in England, too?! 0_o

Yup. We don't ever wear shoes... And we live in little hill houses with round doors. We frown on adventures and indulge in second breakfasts.

[Razor]

Rain is awesome. I love that stuff.
Now, hail on the other hand... let's just say I'm glad I've never been caught in a hailstorm.

How the hell is that a meme? It's... Ugh... You know what I mean, right?

Oh, it is, in all its entirety.

[Djanki]

Rain is awesome. I love that stuff.
Now, hail on the other hand... let's just say I'm glad I've never been caught in a hailstorm.
Oh, it is, in all its entirety.

Let me clarify, actually:

There was a guy who came onto /b/ and started bad-mouthing Anon, calling them single virgin nerds and whatnot. He had posted an (obviously shopped) picture of him with some girl, and he had said "BTW, this is a pic of me and my b*tch; she just blew me (s*** was SO cash!)".

So, yeah; it's just a lot of copypasta.

BTW, Moosetroop: you guys also have pipe-weed, am I correct?

[Dragonium]

BTW, Moosetroop: you guys also have pipe-weed, am I correct?

We take our pipe-weed very seriously.