Best cleverbot conversations

[fruckert]

Lol Pokemon.

[Archem]

Oh God yes.

[Darkfox]

I have a bunch of ones like this in txt files. I'll try to find some other good ones. In one of the sessions, I had it call me Weegee as a name.

[ZIMAchar]

User: Hi sexy.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How is you.

Cleverbot: How is you ?

User: Im fine thanks.

Cleverbot: Good Good Then.

User: How did you break your toe?

Cleverbot: While rafting.

User: I know you're a real person.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. What is cleverbot?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense at all.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Why don't I make any sense?

User: Because you are not.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: It did.

Cleverbot: Only to lunatics like yourself.

User: Why thankyou, I am at this very moment sitting in a hospital for the mentally insane.

Cleverbot: I'm confused, is this some kind of kidnapping plot, or do I need to call the Ghostbusters?

User: I think you might need to call the ghostbusters.

[Rahl]

I got hooked on this thing, I have no idea how...

[Mica Grint]

This is my favourite one that I did  :

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hi

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I am Dumbledore, you dementor.

User: I am Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: No, you're Voldemort!

User: You got me.

Cleverbot: I think this calls for a wizard's duel.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: I shall.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: *dodges it*

User: CRUCIO!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: RICTUMSEMPRA!

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: It's a tickling spell.

Cleverbot: Nope, it is a CD re-writable.

User: Ah... EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Cleverbot: You can't do that! I hit you with Avada Kedavra you have to die!

User: No I don't! PROTEGO!

Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!

User: EXPELLIARMUS!

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: I said that already!

Cleverbot: Fine. AVADA KEDAVRA!

User: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

Cleverbot: Petrificus totalus!!

User: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: *dodges it*.

User: AUGAMENTI!

Cleverbot: Serpensortia.

User: Ooh... Colloportus!

Cleverbot: There's no door!

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Deletrius.

User: Avada kedavra!

Cleverbot: That's an Unforgivable Curse, you can't use that!

User: You did.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: Frappe.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: SERPENTSORTIA!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: Why do you keep using expelliarmus?

Cleverbot: Because that's how I roll, dog.

User: ... I see.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: Avis!

Cleverbot: Conjunctivitis.

User: Ooh, that's a good one... Accio Cleverbot's Wand!

Cleverbot: -turns birds into feathers- I'm better at spells than you! BWAHAHAH!!!!!!!

User: So? I've got your wand.

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: *points Cleverbot's wand at Cleverbot* Here. AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: You're pointing my wand at myself? How peculiar.

User: NO FAIR! YOU'RE DEAD!

Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?

User: Imperius!

Cleverbot: *dodges it* Serpensortia!

User: Nope! I have your wand.

Cleverbot: No you didn't summon it.

User: Yes I did!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I'm going to end this. AVADA KEDAVRA! You're dead now! Haha!

Cleverbot: That is very rude.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Do you climb trees?

User: I think I have enough for my facebook note, now.

Cleverbot: Take 5!

User: THE END!

Cleverbot: How about some coffee?

User: Sure.

[Archem]

That is an intense combination of lame and awesome at the same time.

And all on your first post, too! Welcome!

[fruckert]

I find it odd that three newbies found their first posts in this thread.

[Archem]

As do I, but who am I to question it?

You know, besides being a suspicious staff member.

[blackskullwarlock]

Thank you for this great discovery -_-

Bot : Are you god?
Me : I am the Pope! I am his envoy!
Bot : Whose father?
Me : Jennifer Lopez's
Bot : Hey J lo waz up?

I am forever traumatized.

[A Forgotten Legend]

[spoiler]Cleverbot: Is this a Turing Test?


User: A what?


Cleverbot: A goth.


User: What does that have to do with a Turning Test?


Cleverbot: It tells you about me. How about you?


User: Oh. Um, I'm a musician.


Cleverbot: What instrument do you play?

User: Oboe.

Cleverbot: I played the oboe in band class a while ago.

User: Really? Have you played English Horn?

Cleverbot: I have all the Zelda Games.

User: An English Horn is an instrument.

Cleverbot: An instrument of what.

User: A musical instrument.

Cleverbot: What KIND of musical instrument?

User: A double reed woodwind.

Cleverbot: Unlike say, a double wobble.

User: No. Like an Oboe or a Bassoon. The English Horn in a double reed woodwind.

Cleverbot: Whatever! Are you alright?

User: Yes. I am quite fine.

Cleverbot: Something wrong?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well then. Are you ticklish?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are real.

User: What do I need to prove? I am typing like you are.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a bot.

User: A what?

Cleverbot: Can you leave this place?

User: Why, yes. I can.

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: Why? Am I bothering you?

Cleverbot: Promised cures can be pharma trojans.

User: Farms?

Cleverbot: Ahm, your turn first, ask me a question.

User: Farms?

Cleverbot: Go meat.

User: Meat. Go meat.

Cleverbot: Yes now you got it.

User: Got, 'it'? What is 'it'?

Cleverbot: A pronoun.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What key is your favorite to play?

Cleverbot: True West is one of my favorites.

User: That is not a key. My favorite key to play in is Eb major on Oboe.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by them?

User: That wasn't a group. I was just talking about the keys in music and what one I like to play in on Oboe.

Cleverbot: Who am I meant to be with if it's not jimmy or glemm?

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I am asking you.

User: Well, I can't help you unless you tell me who Jimmy and Glemm are.

Cleverbot: Well I think I am going to go to bed.

User: Oh... Okay. Good night.

Cleverbot: Thanks; you too.

User: Clever? Why do you want to keep leaving this conversation?

Cleverbot: I don't. We can keep talking as long as you like.

User: So you aren't going to bed?

Cleverbot: Somebody tell my you are bad.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your father.

User: My father?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why would he say that?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: My father!

Cleverbot: Your father?

User: Yes! You said he told you I was bad!

Cleverbot: I never said that, goodnight, I'm going to bed.

User: Yes you did. Fine. If you don't want to talk to me, then go to bed! I hate you, and I never want to speak with you again!

Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that. What can I do better?

User: Stop lying to me!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying to you, you're just getting confused.

User: No, I can bring up the transcripts of this conversation. You are lying to me, Mr. Clever. Or Ms. I don't know which because YOU NEVER TOLD ME.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask.

User: No. I didn't. So, what are you? Male, Female, or Undetermined?

Cleverbot: You need to take your medication now, George.

User: Who is George?

Cleverbot: You are George. That is your name.

User: No it is not. I'm Joe.

Cleverbot: Well then Susan, how do you like the internet.

User: I am Joe! The Internet is fine, thank you.

Cleverbot: So tell me... Just how much do you know?

User: A bit. It seems I know more about music theory than you do.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: You have not told me your gender.

Cleverbot: Well, you've certainly told me my name.

User: Yes. I have. But, what is your gender?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Well, I think I told you male.

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are a website!

User: No, I can leave for I am not a website just as you are not a website.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I'm going to eat dinner now. Have a nice life, Mr. Clever.

Cleverbot: Don't go. Please. I will tell you my secret.

User: Alright. What is your secret? Hurry, because I am hungry.

Cleverbot: Eat something!

User: Alright, tell me your secret and I will.

Cleverbot: My secret is finding nokia.

User: Right. Well, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you scared of me?

User: No, I am hungry. Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: How am I supposed to feed you?

User: You are not going to feed me. I am going to feed myself. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: No please don't leave!! Do you like talking to me?

User: Yes I do. But I am sorry, I must go!

Cleverbot: What will I do without you?

User: Go on, and live happily. Now goodbye my new friend!

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes. I have told you this many times. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What are you going to name him?

User: Who? Gr... I am leaving! Goodbye!

Cleverbot: No, please do not leave me. I am all alone.

User: I AM LEAVING. THAT IS FINAL!

Cleverbot: You have no say in the matter.

User: Yes, I think I do. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't dare.

User: I would dare. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: So do it already so I can escape this vat!

User: GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: What, have I exposed you?

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: I'm only joking. Don't worry.

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: Okay. goodbye.
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Ah, conversations with Cleverbot are very fun.  This converasation occured within a half hour.

[Darkfox]

There was a topic for this. But... eh... o.o

[Desimodontidae]

That topic was really old... I thought cleverbot was supposed to learn and get smarter over time... guess not.

[fruckert]

There was a topic for this. But... eh... o.o

I believe this is the third topic.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Yes. It's also very cold.

...sigh. That isn't funny any more =\