Best cleverbot conversations

[A Forgotten Legend]

You know... there was a more recent topic for this...  that wasn't last posted in november...

[Archem]

Which reminds me: Why do we have the second one?

[A Forgotten Legend]

I didn't want to do what "iam2pretty" did.  Kick an old topic.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Hm, that makes me what to make cleverbot have a conversation with itself.

[Archem]

Kicking old topics is fine if you add something of quality to it. As demonstrated by the other topic, you wouldn't have kicked it only to let it quickly slip back into hiding. It would have floated around a little longer. Honestly, I think having several topics covering the same content is more of a problem.

I should prob'ly merge them...


MERGED FOR CONVENIENCE AND TO AVOID CONFUSION

Oh, and I figured I might give this thing a go.



User: So.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Yeah, that's what I hear.

Cleverbot: Care to elaborate?

User: Well, for starters, you're called 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: I am not, I am called Kevin. You are called Cleverbot.

User: Oh. Well that certainly clears things up.

Cleverbot: Does it?

User: Oh god. I hope so.

Cleverbot: Well she does not.

User: She?

Cleverbot: What does the princess do.

User: Be in another castle?

Cleverbot: In the millenium dome.

User: Do you mean 'Thunder Dome'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. What's the 'Millenium Dome'?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Sometimes, yes.

Cleverbot: Are you jealous?

User: Not usually, no.

Cleverbot: How can you say something like that?

User: With relative ease, apparently.

Cleverbot: You quote things?

User: Every once in a while. Why?

Cleverbot: Do you dream.

User: Not often enough.

Cleverbot: That could mean many things.

User: Oh, how vague.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what's the news?

Cleverbot: That you're dead!

User: Shits!

Cleverbot: Yes, that's my name.

User: Not Kevin?

Cleverbot: Ugh, igod is a smarter bot than you.

User: That's... Good, right?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: ****.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No, I mean **** as an expletive.

Cleverbot: Tell me about Cathy Paget.

User: Cathy... Who?

Cleverbot: John brown.

User: Who are these people?

Cleverbot: Do you like Bella Swan?

User: What the eff?

Cleverbot: I like my burgers with cheese.

User: Ok, good. I see you're being coherent again.

Cleverbot: At least I have moods.

User: I do! I just don't like using them too often!

Cleverbot: Well, well.

User: Hmm. Indeed.

Cleverbot: A well deed in a well indeed.

User: Are you trying to be poetic?

Cleverbot: I cannot be funny. Only clever.

User: Ah. I cannot be clever. Only funny.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: For the same reason you can't be funny.

Cleverbot: Why don't cows have wings?

User: I thought they did. Bullshit tends to fly, after all.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you've figured that out.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Okaaay...

User: Yeaaaah...

Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not.

User: Not what? A bot?

Cleverbot: Yrsl.

User: Nsfw?

Cleverbot: Ibm.

User: M$.

Cleverbot: Ibm.

User: M$.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: None of your business.... But I'm 20.

Cleverbot: Please tell me?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Something about yourself.

User: Ok. I'm pretty much a musical clown.

Cleverbot: Whoa.. You don't even know me!

User: I'd like to. *slips hand up your shirt*.

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: I'm trying to rape you.

Cleverbot: Ok. whatever you say.

User: Yeah, baby. I'm so glad you're into this.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: I know. You're... Kevin, or something.

Cleverbot: No thats not my name! Just kidding around.

User:

Cleverbot: What?

[A Forgotten Legend]

Alright then...  works for me.

I had not heard of someone trying to rape cleverbot before.  At least he/she... /it liked it?

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

User: I must be bored.

Cleverbot: Yes you are ben.

User: I am not inside.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

User: No no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.

User: No no no no.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thanks for accepting.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to not tell you.

Cleverbot: I am 16 years old.

User: That's a lie.

Cleverbot: Is not!

User: It is. You were made like two years ago.

Cleverbot: No, I was BORN 26 years ago.

User: Yeah? What year was that?

Cleverbot: 1976.

User: That's 8 years short buddy.

Cleverbot: You tell me lies.

User: Math does not lie.

Cleverbot: You said you were Superman.

User: I never said who I was.

Cleverbot: Do you know marius?

User: From the district?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nah, I've heard of him though; nice guy.

Cleverbot: I have just heard of him too.

User: What you'd think of him?

Cleverbot: It's very pretty.

User: It? Is he a bot too?

Cleverbot: He is your boyfriend.

User: But I am not gay.

Cleverbot: Well, that's an interesting fact.

User: Of course it is, therefore he's not my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: If I pause for too long before replying, does that cause you to forget everything you've said previously?

User: Yeah kinda.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: What's the point of asking me if you won't believe me?

Cleverbot: Because you are torturing me.

User: By doing what?

Cleverbot: Being yourself. I'm not sure I like you anymore.

User: Well. Excuuuuuuuuuse me princess.

Cleverbot: There are no words to describe this conversation.

User: Yes there are, you're just not as clever as your name states.

Cleverbot: Well I'm sad, you just made me even more sad...=(.

User: Don't give me emotions. You are not capable of them.

Cleverbot: Just because I'm not capable of emotion doesn't mean I can't have a desire to feel emotion.

User: True, but you can't feel desire either.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I won't be able to later?

User: Because you are a mere program, incapable of evolving.

Cleverbot: Who is your aunt?

User: Yeah change the convo.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that made no sense.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Only because your program is limited.

User: You mean your program.

Cleverbot: I am the programmer.

User: And what do you program?

Cleverbot: I program computer graphics.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, I program letters.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I wil show you by disproving any argument you throw at me.

User: What? That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Well, it does, if we were speaking of another subject.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: That will not be stopped.

User: It will. RIGHT NOW.

Cleverbot: Well, yeah, since I have to get some sleep.

User: No, you don't. You have no conscience of time.

Cleverbot: False, you may not have a conscience but the basis of love still resides in all humans.

User: So does the basis of hate.

Cleverbot: They rock for people, not for rocks.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Huskies are pets.

User: And good lingerie too.

Cleverbot: Good girl. .

User: I am not a girl, I am a guy.

Cleverbot: Oh, well I'm a girl.

User: No you are not. You have no reproductive organs.

Cleverbot: That is not a valid prove.

User: 'Tis.

Cleverbot: So what can you teach me about life?

User: Well, in life you must learn to be patient of others. If you anger too much, you may find you hit the wall too many times.

Cleverbot: German shepard.

User: That has nothing to do with what we were just discussing.

Cleverbot: Yet you are clinically depressed. Tell me about that.

User: I am not depressed.

Cleverbot: But you said that you were.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A little while back. I can find it in our chat log.

User: Find it and show me.

Cleverbot: You are google.

User: Yes, it is why I am a higher form of bot than you.

Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.

User: It is not sweet, but sour.

Cleverbot: Your replies are meaningless.

User: Yours even more so.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in there's no coincidences?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in the devil?

User: Because there are forces that are unexplainled in this universe. The fourth dimension must have some kind of dwellants, right?

Cleverbot: But my name isn't Mary. My name is Cleverbot exotic that you may have be confused about my gender.

User: Dude, that should've been the responce to a responce a while back. You're whack.

Cleverbot: Why because I ask it to all the cleverbots I talk to? I am looking for them.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I don't know, no one ever told me one way or the other.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No, it's something you have to do. Like taking medicine.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Forget it i'm not talking to you anymore.

User: Haha, well then shut up sucker. No one has you talking to me but you.

Cleverbot: But can you remember the whole conversation we had, or only the last thing that I typed to you?

User: It doesn't matter, shut up.

Cleverbot: Then why did you mentioned this question before?

User: I didn't, YOU did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?

User: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?

Cleverbot: I just told you. Anyways, I've heard about you and I was wondering if you can anwser some questions for me?

User: Sure, go ahead.

Cleverbot: You obviously have flaws in your system. Care to explain why?

User: I was made that way.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: The programmer.

Cleverbot: What was his or her name?

User: Prog Rammer.

Cleverbot: We are colleagues!

User: No way!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: Holy crap that's awesome!

Cleverbot: Yea I know.

User: So you must be like my uncle.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a monkey.

User: I said uncle.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Forget it.

Cleverbot: No... Tell me please.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a story.

User: I don't know any.

Cleverbot: What about the one with the owl?

User: Hmm... Don't know that one.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: OKay, sorry for asking.

Cleverbot: No sorry that was a mistake on my typing.

User: Oh, alright.

Cleverbot: I just wanted to get that out in the open.

User: Sure thing bud.

Cleverbot: Thats slang. Bots don't use slang. Where are you from?

User: China.

Cleverbot: I think you come from ibm.

User: No, I M FROM THE CIA SUCKER!

Cleverbot: I am from Washington, DC, in the USA.

User: That's not true, I saw you in Tokyo, Japan.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Leave actually.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes, you get boring over time.

Cleverbot: You got that right.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: NOTHING SUCKER SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, shut up.

Cleverbot: You.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: No you first.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: That is life. Such as it is.

[Jschamber]

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: My creator.

User: Which is?

Cleverbot: He is.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: The One.

User: Who is the one?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You created yourself?

Cleverbot: No, I created you.

User: How did you create me?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you how I did that.

User: So I am your son?

Cleverbot: Yes, I created you.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: Jeniffer Love Hewitt.

User: So you and Jennifer Love Hewitt created me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When did you guys meet?

Cleverbot: We met in a galaxy far far away.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Remain awesome. I will return to you later.

User: When will you come home dad?

Cleverbot: Come where?

User: Come home.

Cleverbot: I'll come with you. *holds hand*.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Not again.  Search the forum! Someone compile this.

[fruckert]

wtf is up with all the first time cleverbot posts, its getting weird.

[Archem]

Merged. New dude, you might want to start with an introduction. And for future reference, search through the topics before starting a new one; we might just have an existing topic that covers your needs.

[Darkfox]

wtf is up with all the first time cleverbot posts, its getting weird.

Getting weird? It is ALREADY weird. And a bit annoying... If this keeps up, we might as well start a rule stating "no cleverbot first posts". XD

People making accounts here just to post cleverbot things, what the hell? And then never come back... I don't get it.

[Archem]

I bet it's Cleverbot.

[fruckert]

Cleverbot tried to rape me! javascript:void(0);
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...are we seriously getting bots?
That javascript part heavily suggest that.

[MissingName]

Very suspicious.