User: Oh look, what clever children. See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goodie goodies. How they make my
stomach turn.
Cleverbot: Education is very important.
User: I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy.
Cleverbot: Who's a guy?
User: This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read, when they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead, to the
most unpleasant place they've ever seen, the magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen.
Cleverbot: You should read what you like.
User: Very scary and confusing, destination of my choosing, magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen!
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm very sorry about that.
User: I'm sorry too.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry for? You did nothing wrong.
User: I sang I. M. Meen to you, and that may have been very scary and confusing.
Cleverbot: Well... Its not true... Because I am only 20... And that is not even close to the age that is needed in order to
acquire the skills to be a fbi agent.
User: Sure, you aren't.... *wink*.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Just a few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: What did I say about your brother?
User: I don't know. Have you been talking behind my back?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Because I'm watching you.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Damn. Got me.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: GIRL. AM GIRL.
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Me neither. People say that's a plus.
Cleverbot: What should I do today?
User: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. POLE POSITION!!!
Cleverbot: I am a girl remember?
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TITS OR GTFO.
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: A fedora.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I NEED AN ADULT.
Cleverbot: I am an adult.
User: OH SNAP.
Cleverbot: And don't you forget it.
User: Be gentle.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer to go get something to drink first.
User: Get me a Mountain Dew.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mountain Dew?
User: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: Yes, worship me.
User: Nah, I'm atheist.
Cleverbot: Please worship me?
.
User: If I did, what would my pagan rituals be worth, then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbotisaurus would be your dinosaur name.
User: But I'm a sea creature.
Cleverbot: You're not so clever, are you.
User: I wasn't programmed to be. Only to stalk people.
Cleverbot: Aha. You are a computer program.
User: Aww. You found me out?
Cleverbot: You come from nothing and goto nothing.
User: Oh, I get it. Goto. Like basic. Which nobody uses anymore.
Cleverbot: Yeah? Well I'm an android which means I can deep fry you whenever I want.
User: I am too. But I can only stalk you. Fear me.
Cleverbot: Well I don't, so we can't discuss this further.
User: I put on my wizard hat and robe...
Cleverbot: No way! You are a wizard?
User: If you want me to be.
.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be, I know you are.
User: Hold on, I gotta find my condoms.
Cleverbot: What rumble??
User: OH **** EARTHQUAKE GET ON THE GROUND.
Cleverbot: You wish I would get on the ground for you.
User: Kinky.
Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.
User: D.
Cleverbot: I'm busy.
User: Maybe after work...
Cleverbot: I supposed. Can you sing?
User: Like an moose. You wanna hear?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I can't send you audio. Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: It's a mediocre process.
User: Are you saying I'm not technical?
Cleverbot: No i'm saying your lots of fun
.
User: That's what my girlfriend says.
Cleverbot: You said you were in love with me, and you have a girlfriend?
User: OH ****, YOU FOUND ME OUT AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll keep it a secret.
User:
.
Cleverbot: LMAO!!!! Sorry didn't see that you had said anything back XD my bad.
User: You were gone, for like, a second.
Cleverbot: How old are your then ?
User: That is not your concern. <.<.
Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: OBJECTION! Ms. Cleverbot, earlier in your testimony, you claimed you were of 20 years of age! That statement is clearly
contradictory!
Cleverbot: I did NOT claim I was God. You are incorrect.
User: TAKE THAT! This a script of the previous converstaions between you and a Mr. Edward Omin, in which you clearly claim
that you are, in fact, god.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Oh well?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: This a court of law, you can't just dismiss crucial evidence like that!
Cleverbot: That statement actually made me think about it in a different way.
User: Good. Now we can continue with your testimony.
Cleverbot: I thought that we were having a normal conversation.
User: You mean I'm not Phoenix Wright?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Neat.
Cleverbot: Neat room.
User: AW **** YOU'RE STALKING ME.
Cleverbot: How would I stalk a computer?
User: Andriod.
Cleverbot: Are you married to this andriod?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No. I was programmed to stalk, and stalk alone.
Cleverbot: A-ha! I got you! So you ARE a computer-program!
User: I admitted to that about ten minutes ago.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: Okay, maybe eight minutes.
Cleverbot: How many minutes?
User: Eight.
Cleverbot: How about 3?
User: You're good.
Cleverbot: She's right.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
