Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Avnas]

Hey Avnas, it's been a while since you last reviewed a crappy game. Why don't you try 'em out while Drak is busy?

My apologies, I have been out of the country for the last ten days, and I have quite a few things that need doing...also, I only record when I'm alone in the house, since I am quite embarrassed that my family would find it weird

That said, my brother loved Call of Doody (he saw the folder in my documents and started playing it not knowing what it was).

[Avnas]

Touhou 12.9 - Brain Cell Annihilation by PROGUY

Part 1
Part 2

Superior Complex: A Rebirth of Excellence by Salonmon

Part 1
Part 2

[Drakiyth]

Hello, Drakonians!  A new review will be coming very soon.  I hope you all had a great christmas and new years.  Crappy Game Reviews 2011 is almost here.
I have a large list to deal with but I will do my best this year to tackle what I can on there and try to pump something out once a week.  Thank you everybody for all your support over the years and your crazy games!  Special thanks to Avnas for all her hard work in keeping the thread going and keeping the list updated.

Let's have a good 2011!

[West123432]

Here's my latest title called Attack of the Rapist Chickens...Hope you like it...
http://www.mediafire.com/?79n3fbu5g1cfwpn

[Avnas]

EliroX904's Final Finale 2
West123432's Attack of the Rapist Chickens

By the way, for those who have not been paying attention to Drak's Youtube, he's put up a video of Drakenstein 2.

[West123432]

And here's yet another game I just finished Drak, it's called Dogmatic Sausage 2
Edit: I made a huge mistake, here's a fixed version of the game.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mn6re9nmgwjw5pv

[Drakiyth]

CARROT - WTF...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxNOqG49_nM

[bobbycarlos]

because it woulkd never get released irl by valve, i took the liberty of making hl2 episode 3.

it is a summary of what would happen.

http://rapidshare.com/files/445419299/Half_life_2_episode_3.exe

hint: the correct answer is always california

[EliroX904]

It's a game about Sabin and Edgar Figaro!

I call it Super Figaro Bros.

http://www.mediafire.com/?5q28h2t3ewibz39

Edit: I'd better tell you some tips to keep you from killing yourself of frusfration.

1- Brontaurs are weak to fire dance, poisoner and fire skean.
2- Use mantra to heal outside battle
3- After beating Ultros for the first time, rest at the inn.
4- After beating Ultros and Chupon, rest at the inn and shop with the huge sum of money that was earned.
5- Giants are weak to blinder, ice skean and aurabolt.
6- ^Same for behemoths
7- Don't be afraid to use a megalixer against a giant or behemoth
8- The first train battle is pretty much impossible to win, but if you do win you're my 100% official hero.

[Avnas]

Drak has closed both of his Youtube accounts, so I will assume control of this thread until I receive instructions to do otherwise.

1 THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2      
2 SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
3 Potatoman4                http://www.sendspace.com/file/g9tfst
4 JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
5 Sonar                        http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=26886.msg343911#msg343911
6 PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
7 HicksAgentX            http://www.zshare.net/download/75047515c16bd05e/
8 DRENRIN2120          ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
9  Anti-Lurker            http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G1SHXB2U
10 Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
11 ELROHIRTIWELL        ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
12 JoHE                        http://www.megaupload.com/?d=12OII2IU
13 DENIED                    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O5I8ENT4
14 ROVERTHEDOGZ       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YBOGA0VP
15 Megakidicarus           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KLGSO8B5
16 VALDRED                 http://bb.xieke.com/files/1/newcrappygame.exe
17 SALONMON             http://www.sendspace.com/file/14508s
18 NOTANAME              http://rapidshare.com/files/387235431/SFASQCTRTMTG.zip
19 MONGOBOO             http://rapidshare.com/files/371001822/The_Hardest_Game_Ever_.lzh.html
20 Shiskebab88           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LN7FID8B
21 WEST123432             http://www.mediafire.com/?owyd10vzyjo
22 RENELIA                    http://www.mediafire.com/?mmkq0jiwzej
23 Reido66                    http://www.4shared.com/file/pAoKB3UX/Drugsters_Quest.html
24 Reido66                    http://www.mediafire.com/?zft1g2mytnm
25 Reido66                  http://www.4shared.com/file/dIiQbptR/CASTLEVANIA_3.html
26 Thehunter08            http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R3QH1YN8
27 Candinfat                http://rapidshare.com/files/412413859/greenflips.zip (file unavailable)
28 Avnas       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D1DILTLQ
29 EliroX904      http://www.mediafire.com/?8875c8p6lpc39s9
30 hiromu656      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JJAIS8GV
31 PROGUY      http://www.mediafire.com/?mklsz320e3vd9yq
32 EliroX904 http://www.mediafire.com/?5q28h2t3ewibz39
33 bobbycarlos http://rapidshare.com/files/445419299/Half_life_2_episode_3.exe
34 West123432 http://www.mediafire.com/?mn6re9nmgwjw5pv

[fruckert]

Whaaat?!

[Drakiyth]

PLEASE READ:   I was recently hacked and my youtube account and other private information was deleted. This was a hateful attack against me and I have my suspicions on who it is and the authorities have been contacted.  Crappy Game Reviews will more than likely cease to exist on my part but I give Avnas, Marky Joe and any others who wish to take it over my full blessings.  This was a tragic loss and has caused me a lot of hardship and strife.  I tried to get the videos restored by youtube and have my account reopened but nothing has happened so far.  If the drakiyth channel was completely lost in this I personally apologize to all of the people and fans who made games for the channel. There were many memories I lost too...  

My team and I will be continuing work on Asiyla and I will more than likely get a new type of review system going in the future which will be a lot cleaner and more professional. Possible ideas I have are reviewing real games and giving a good review with editing and everything. Solid videos. I really don't know yet but I don't plan to fully leave the scene and I am not going to vanish because of this terrible ordeal that has happened to the fans and I.


My new channel is Drakiyth777


I don't know when I will update this channel but it's a new beginning since everything of the past has been lost.

[zuhane]

I'm really sorry to hear that, Drak. I was literally just showing some friends IOTSC
yesterday. It's such a shame to see that they're all gone like that...

[Ben]

Its a shame about the lost content. The sexy chimps videos were golden.

Here I read the word "tragic" and I thought something actually tragic happened...like death or terminal Illness.

Disapointing is perhaps a more apt description. If a hacked youtube account causes you this much personal hardship, Might I suggest getting out more? Just a thought. Tangible life is great.

[Natako]

I have to admit that I was kind of alarmed when I saw this yesterday. I found your reviews a while ago and I was actually one of your subscribers on Youtube. Your crappy video game reviews were some of the most highly anticipated videos for me. In fact, I had just rewatched the Gulpy Gulpy review a couple days before this happened. Now I'm depressed...lol.

Anyway, it's good to hear that you have some new ideas for future reviews. I kind of agree with the poster above me that it would be fun to see you LP serious RPG Maker games as well.