Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[cherko]

My new game, Space Crotchhouse 3000 is essentially finished, I'm just waiting for a friend of mine to record a few sounds... Yes, it has limited voice acting. Not good voice acting like Bluhman's though.

[ElrohirTiwell]

Drakiyth, It's not crap in a way of not fun, but crap in a way of redicolousness...
Imagine finding crap in a treasure chest while hearing epic sounds like its all that cool... things like that...

Ooh... and is it okay that its like 60-90 minutes long? or....

P.S : Added pictures to my other post.

[cherko]

Alright, my friend still hasn't sent me the recordings he said he would so I'm uploading this without them. I may upload another version when/if I get the recordings.

Anyway, here it is. It is hopefully somewhat less frustrating than my other games and the ending is awesome. Please endure the annoying maze part before the crotchhouse, it gets better after that

http://www.mediafire.com/?xzznmzo1tyd

[ElrohirTiwell]

Goody goody. It's finished and uploading! Mweheheheee!!

Things to expect in the game:
-A cameo
-Voiceacting
-Bad Mapping
-Small Mapping
-A ****ing Huge Dragon
-Cursing
-Shortness
-Stupid Humor
-Bad Programming
-Humor through Bad Programming
-Nonsensical Talking Items
-Just a few Death Traps
-Spoofs?

EDIT:
Complete and Uploaded! Get it here!

Nice man, The dragon had alot of HP though, and I never could use KILL because she was too slow...

Alright, my friend still hasn't sent me the recordings he said he would so I'm uploading this without them. I may upload another version when/if I get the recordings.

Anyway, here it is. It is hopefully somewhat less frustrating than my other games and the ending is awesome. Please endure the annoying maze part before the crotchhouse, it gets better after that

http://www.mediafire.com/?xzznmzo1tyd

WOW that was pretty badly unique.... didn't understand the storyline AT ALL, and the mazes where ANNOYING AS HELL.
And the ninja/alien dude had too much health... I did liked the upside down thingy....



Warxe_PhoenixBlade, That game was uhmm.... weird... I wouldn't call it crap, but rather weird... and freaking long combat...

[Bluhman]

I actually discovered a way (that I didn't entirely intend) to get KILL to be usable ingame.

[spoiler]
1. Have the battle mode set to 'Active'
2. When the meter fills up for a character, go to the item menu and select an item to use. When you press enter, you should come to the screen to use the healing item on a character.
3. Wait. No monsters will take their move until you exit this screen, but the meters will still fill up. This way, you can get your guys' meters to get to full, while minimally risking their lives.
4. Go on with the battle as normal, and use the KILL ability!

Granted, if you're up a particularly deadly enemy, they might do a full-party attack that could outright kill Err,Wait... So using her kill ability is actually best saved for the 2nd form of the Last Boss.[/spoiler]

[cherko]

WOW that was pretty badly unique.... didn't understand the storyline AT ALL, and the mazes where ANNOYING AS HELL.
And the ninja/alien dude had too much health... I did liked the upside down thingy....

Glad you played through the whole thing. Also, the monsters you meet in the maze is a picture of me with a machete

[WarxePB]

Bluhman, your game doesn't deserve to be ITT. It's more awesome than games that actually try to be good.

[Bluhman]

Ummm... Yay and goddammit!

[cherko]

Had nothing better to do so I tried fighting the dragon again. Yeah, I beat your damn game now. And I agree with Warxe, way too damn good for this thread.

[Red Fox]

Bluh your game is awesome.

[ElrohirTiwell]

My game is a bit like Bluhmans, it comes down to the same thing : It's not crap that we made, but we intentionally made a good based game with crap inside it that is only intended to be funny.

Wow, I just made a freaking crazy level for my game... This will be hilarious!



@Drakiyth : Since slow walking is a waste of time, definetly in a bit longer game...
I have inplemented Speed Boots, which can be used to increase ur character speed!

[ElrohirTiwell]

My Game is Done & uploaded! You can download it at page 11 on this forum!

I am writing crappy gaming History !!!



@Drakiyth : The game is pretty long, but I don't recommend to play it before recording it, Many jokes aren't funny a second time so
Keep it real!


Here is some tips :
-Berserk + Enrage = a good combo
-Save often.
-Read ALL signs.
-Talk to everyone.
-The storyline will show you where too go, so read careful.
-Go east at the beginning
-At the beginning, go to your inventory and use the Speed Boots.

[Drakiyth]

My Game is Done & uploaded! You can download it at page 11 on this forum!

I am writing crappy gaming History !!!



@Drakiyth : The game is pretty long, but I don't recommend to play it before recording it, Many jokes aren't funny a second time so
Keep it real!


Here is some tips :
-Berserk + Enrage = a good combo
-Save often.
-Read ALL signs.
-Talk to everyone.
-The storyline will show you where too go, so read careful.
-Go east at the beginning
-At the beginning, go to your inventory and use the Speed Boots.

I've been super busy lately but I'll be getting to the next game soon I promise.

[Ratty524]

These reviews are great, man.

It makes me want to find these games, especially Heroin Master.

[Drakiyth]

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