Three Word Story

[X_marks_the_ed]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" Which he did.

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here.



Do try to keep up, Ed.

[Moosetroop11]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes



PLOT TWIST!

[Fisherson]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered

[Cerebus]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom

[Darrellito]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!"

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..."

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by

[Archem]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man!

[Rahl]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order

[fruckert]

One day Archem got laid. How did he do it? Its because he clubbed her first. She, on the other hand, threw a granade in his gaping mouth. Archem soon realized he was screwed. He then exploded with manly energy into a Kirby who ate the Evil King Stan who had the Worlds Largest Taco.

Meanwhile, Lucas was stealing the big nuclear rocket launcher that was powered with purple twinkies of an emerald, with rupees abound.

And even though the purple twinkies where totally overdated, they were nummy but poisoned so Lucas died painfully...

Unfortunately, nobody showed him he had severe testicular cancer in the foot, but pleasent used it's magic powers to euthanize him.

Soon after, Archem and his Taco had some fun with twenty preteen turtle-human hybrids that weren't ninjas, They were in jail, with Valjean.

Why Valjean? Well, thats because he did weird music that Alex found from the happy emo kids, especially one kid called Orson Welles. He was a great white shark person!! That is awesome, but he ate black children. Racist! Archem was a bit offended because he thought that he was black-and-white. Then Welles ate half of a donut, choked, then died.

The other half began to mutate Archem into a purple people eater. Bluhman was worried, and drew his trusty awesome pistol and lost it for two seconds in his pants.

Archem was now running towards a mentally ill goat, with sexual intent! Archem then got laid again! "Yay?" Very ****ing yay! Unfortunately, the goat witnessed the entire thing!

How... Arousing? Only a little man could be aroused by such stuff. The goat confessed he had not worn a purple ribbed turtleneck to his mother's second wedding. She was very upset that he killed her prized lemon plant, which poisoned the watering hole! We all gonna start next paragraph.

Meanwhile, Fruckert had killed Gemini Man. This was very good becuse he had a massive weenie. "Nice chicken," said Evil Tim Heidecker to Evil Eric Wareheim. Evil Eric Wareheim had a rooster wrapped around his immensely large sword, compensating for his extremely tiny radioactive purple dentures his son has.

His son would slay an evil wildabeast with his scary, spiked, rancid Rancor who's breath smelled like Archem's really big taco salad. Delicious! Meanwhile, Dragonium plots to steal the world's entire lotion supply with a spoon! Why a spoon? Why the **** would he not? Dragonium is Spoonman! Everybody knows that! Anyway, he died. Who died? Spoonman? Yes, Spoonman died, but his legend does not exist in Communist China. This paragraph ends.

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo the natives were making vanilla fudge with nothing but river stones and Dominic's rotted corpse. Necrophilia, being an awesome monster truck, Ran over the mentally ill goat four different times! That poor goat...he misses archem putting his rod of Lightning into tight places unknown. THE TRUCK EXPLODED. This caused Archem to cry hysterically from his penis. The tears burned brighter than the black hole. Steam issued from Archem's anus violently ripping reality, time, and his vaginal wall, making Germany. And so, Archem day decided to destroy Africa! Hence, the AIDS. And the really stupid German vendor was not involved in the massichism involved in hardcore porno in which cake eating psychopaths **** on each other like Archem. Start next paragrapg

Archem had never been **** on, during the Communion, though, he saw the holy penis of Peter North. He did, however, get cummed on. Serena South saw this, then screamed "RAPE ME NEXT!" And Archem did.

Story's over here." Serena shouted whilst tickling evil cupcakes with an ion-powered Spoon of Doom. Archem then replied "Dude, it's Spoonman!" "Wait...Spoonman's dead..." Not anymore! He's been revived by the power of Grayskull! Go He-Man! But in order for Spoonman to