Charas Grand Adventure Game

[Rahl]

This is kind of like a story telling game, but we try to keep it short and each person tells it from his own perspective. (even when someone is talking to someone else feel free to jump in) I'll start it off:


Rahl- I come over the bar where Bluhman and Lucas are sitting and look over to lucas and say "Hey man want a beer?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed - Ain't that cute.

[Fisherson]

Fish: "That boy ain't right." *pulls out card deck* "Anybody for Black Jack?"

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Nah more like a black eye" *jumps over the table and lands a blow on fish* "Sorry I'm just not right like that" *goes back to seat*

[HobomasterXXX]

Hobo: *Looks around* **** this. *goes back to charas pub*

[Rahl]

Rahl: *Looks around* "Alright people, theres a main bad guy out there with a really realy evil lagh and wants to destroy the world. I say we go and kill it. Its either that or go and get waisted, or do both... Whos with me?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed - *Walks through the wall.*

[fruckert]

Fruckert: Verily must I proclaim that I find this endeavor of ours to be most foolish, and I regretfully inform you that I shall not partake in such activities. Chasing evil gentlemen is not a favored activity of mine, and I would likely end up dieing in a horrendously violent and volatile death if I continue this. Oh dear, it seems I've spontaneously combusted. Good day all
*explodes*

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Then... you must all be evil if you do not wish to fight it, and I have sworn to fight evil... Ergo I must fight you all!!" *grabs near-by beer bottle and breaks it over head and holds the broken end toward everyone, but the blow makes me woosy and I fall over on the floor...*

[fruckert]

Fruckert: Indeed, I have found that to be ever so funny. However, I am still violently discharged from a central point outwards. Ergo, I am dead. How am I speaking then? I have no idea, but let us not question the laws of nature right now, as I am in no mood. Death might do that to you. Anyways, I accept your duel, as I am dead and you cannot kill me.

[Rahl]

Rahl: *shakes head and wakes up* "Then I shall exercise you foul demon!" *Puls out exercism manual, and throws holy water on your head, "The power Christ compells you, the power of christ compells you!!!"

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *banshee scream*
Fruckert: Oh dear, it appears I have wailed. I truly did not mean to, and if I have caused irreversible damage to your hearing organs, then I deeply apologize. However, it does appear that you are trying to maim/kill/cause permanent harm to my being. For that, you shall be possesed

[Rahl]

Rahl's Ghost: "Nope, just killed the one good badass guy around here..." *Looks around the room* "AND NOW MY FAIR PEOPLE WHO WILL QUEST WITH ME TO REVIVE MY SORRY ***!!! Who will help bring your leader back!?"

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed takes Rahl's corpse and buries it. He then pulls out a black book. "Ahem, let's begin." He opens the book. "SCARY FACE! GREAT SPACE GOD RAIN DOWN FROM HEAVENS!!"

[fruckert]

Fruckert's Ghost: Indeed, I must agree with the Gecko man in this. I found that to be terribly confusing, although it obviously had to do with black magic. If you were trying to raise his spirit, however, it appears to have worked. Good job, mate