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Offline FFL2and3rocks

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YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:44:36 AM »
You may rejoice once again, dear friends, for your loyal companion has returned to shed light on your dull and dark lives in this pathetic excuse for a forum. You all must be writhing in agony under the leadership of such fascists dictators like Saikar and Alex, but do not worry, for soon their reign will end and I shall deliver Charas into a new age. But I must give thanks to your leader Saikar, for it is by his hand that I have once again graced you with my presence. We engaged in a quite lengthy interrogation session, and it was not long before he realized that he must not only unban my account, but also give me administrative privledges so that I may enrich your lives once again, or else face dire consequences.



A NEW DAWN IS UPON US

CHARAS WILL TODAY BE THE UTOPIAN
PARADISE YOU HAVE LONGED FOR,
UNAFFECTED BY THE INCOMPETENT
LEADERSHIP OF ITS CURRENT MONARCHS.
LET THE HEALING BEGIN, DEAR CHARAS!
LIFE UNDER THE RULERSHIP OF YOURS
TRULY WILL PROVE TO BE QUITE
SATISFYING!

My first order of business as your leader will be to dispose of any unwanted garbage. "Unwanted garbage", in this case, is anybody who decides to be the worthless dirt on my shoe and oppose me. I suppose my best pal Darkfox shall step forward any moment now, eager to put a stop to my schemes. I would expect no less from a person of his character. That is, if he is still lurking around the corners of this drab and dreary forum. 

My second act as your new god is to begin a game. I'm sure you would all like to play. Hidden around the forum are three puzzle pieces. Find them and they shall reveal unto you a secret message. But this is no ordinary message, for it determines your future, or lack thereof, in this forum. Any lucky souls fortunate enough to come across this hidden message shall be spared the fate of being struck down by my newly-aquired overlord privledges.  And just to make this a little more interesting, let's give you a time period of 24 hours before the destruction rains down upon you. Actually, make it 23 hours. I thought of this about an hour ago.

The game begins.
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Offline Desimodontidae

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 05:49:47 AM »
Gasp!
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 06:02:26 AM »
I knew i shouldnt of told FFL about name changes....
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Offline fruckert

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 06:03:37 AM »
Quote from: HobomasterXXX on April 01, 2009, 06:02:26 AM
I knew i shouldnt of told FFL about name changes....
Those still don't work with me
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 06:08:36 AM »
Quote from: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 06:03:37 AM
Those still don't work with me
I mean of their existance. An admin has to do it.
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 06:12:02 AM »
Damn...
That's why the field won't highlight for me xD
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Offline Valiere

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 06:14:24 AM »
I for one welcome our new Nazi overlord.
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 06:15:49 AM »
Sai'Kar WHY!?

XD
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 06:18:56 AM »
Because you're all BORING AS HELL. At least this guy has some style.

Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 06:20:48 AM »
Quote from: SaiKar on April 01, 2009, 06:18:56 AM
Because you're all BORING AS HELL. At least this guy has some style.

Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.

Blazing pink?! IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSS!!! BURRRRNNNSSS!! *writhes in agony*
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Offline FFL2and3rocks

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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 06:28:11 AM »
Ah yes, my old nemesis Darkfox is still here, apparently. How goes it? Still wasting away your sad days? YIFF YIFF.

Quote from: SaiKar on April 01, 2009, 06:18:56 AM
Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.

Alas, Saikar is still the faggot admin he used to be back in the old days. How are you? Then again, perhaps I shouldn't be asking this, since only but a few moments ago I was resting my balls upon your chin. By the way, check your mail in a few days. I have delivered a rather large supply of dog ****. I hope its moisture has remained intact.
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 06:29:58 AM »
Oh ho ho, a word filter? What's wrong, Charas? Am I not enough of a gentlemen to be visiting your home? I apologize if I have been acting like an uninvited guest in your quarters by using such god damn filthy language. I wasn't aware of Charas's high standards.
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 06:31:15 AM »
Nice colors!
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 06:32:28 AM »
I'm in your house, stealing your crumpets actually. And tea.

How's Nazi Jack, you still dating?
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Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 06:38:40 AM »
So you inquire about the well being of my good friend Nazi Jack. So you have asked, and so shall the high and mighty Raffles respond. He has been quite a busy man lately. Recently he has gone on vacation to the filthy sh!thole country that you call the United States. Fortunately, he was kind enough to send me a vacation photo.



He informs me that this photo was taken after he secretly planted the explosive. I suspect that Barack will have a bang-up day in the morning.
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