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You snuck up behind him and hit him with a bat! How's that self defense? Even if he was a Goblin!
Details, details. The courts got their money and all is well with the world.
You think you can just bribe the judges and it all goes away? What aobut my poor father's mistress who's giong to make the down payment on her breast implants now?!
I took care of it. Well... kinda. What I mean is, no one will need to pay for her breast implants now. Because it's now impossible.Can't give more details, though.
What? Who the 'ell are you?! Explain your self, you son of a goat!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.
Oh like you didn't know. We've been in your house before, if you get what I mean.
Lies and slander so says me! Prove it! You have no evidence.
Oh, you mean besides the fact that...I'm your father?
No! That's impossible! That can't be true!
Look into yourself, you know it to be true!