Action Game

[Darkfox]

Yoko: -So... my life earns purpose in death...?- *rushes to to take the blasts of electricity*

*a pulse of red energy flies across between Katarn and Rusty disrupting the electrical charge, then heavy mechanical footsteps are heard*

Yoko: -Huh...? I expected it to be more painful...?-

Katarn: Another droid?

: *a large black and red droid with a single red eye, shielding on it's hands, bulky but somehow flexible looking too* 'Observation: It seems you are taking quite a bit of pleasure in torturing one of my own.' *holds out it's hand as a stick springs up and lands in his extended hand, then a pulse of light comes out in one side of the stick like a sickle or scythe, a... light-scythe? then it tilts it's head down some.* 'Introduction: I am SS-02 "Shadow", far more than just an average battle droid...'

Katarn: Hah, just another interruption. Your already black, why don't you just join the Dark Side?

SS-02: 'Sarcasm: Ah yes, join the team the WINNING team.' *chuckles* 'Query: Don't you realize by now that you will only lose in the end? Why would I wish to join a side that can't stop a couple of humans and a droid? What is your point? You mortals never cease to confuse me.' 'Announcement: Anyways... the Light Side pays more, and is less likely to stab me in the back.'

[Angel Walter]

Angel Walter: 'Aha!' *pulls mega phoenix out of pocket and throws in the air: a wave of fire engulfs the area reviving all the KO'd people* 'Now, let's get down to business. Huh?' *Looks up and sees a one-person star-fighter in in blue and white crash nearby and a single figure parachuting from it, from below everyone hears the figure shouting:*
 : 'DAMMIT! WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!' *The figure (now revealed to be a fairly short, slim anthropamorphic cat with white curly hair) lands and says* 'Isaac Wildthorn reporting for duty!'

[Darkfox]

Entitył: *pops to his feet* The Ryoten empire rises again! *eyes blink on* Huh? *looks around* Well that was an odd feeling...

Lich: Well, I'm feeling better.

Smoke: But aren't you undead? Undeads are hurt by blessed items!

Lich: I'm a White Lich, I'm purified.

Smoke: Oh... friend of yours, Angel?

[_JeT_]

Lich: Now, let my "friend" do away with you...

*Villian enters*

Villian: Mwahaha! Kindom bettr than yurs!

*3 figures enter the room*

Hero: dont worry, he is strong. We take kare of him!

*Hero, Boy solider, Girl soldier, and Villian fight*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'Actually, I've never met this guy in my life!' *Looks at Isaac questioningly* 'Soo... What the hell are you doing here?'
Isaac: 'Umm...  Actually, in case you hadn't noticed, my ride is that burning mass of twisted metal over there... I'm an engineer, not a pilot.' *Shrugs*

[Fisherson]

Katarn: Hh oh. I'm outnumbered.

Hexeus: Not realy.

Katarn: Where the **** have you been?!

Hexeus: Huh? Oh I had to Tivo my favorite show.

Katarn: That took you five paragraphs to do?

Hexeus: Not realy, but I swung by McDonald's and got some big macks.

Katarn: This is not time for-did you big macks?

Hexues: Yep. I figured you needed a break, so I picked up lunch.

Katarn: How thoughtful, but who will take care of the Heroes?

Hexeus: *Points to sky* They will.

Katarn: I don't see anything-Ah! now that's more like it!

*five wings of Imperial Landing craft begin to and while a Star Destroyer can be seen in the upper part of the atmosphere*

David: Oh ****! That's never a good thing.

Jet: What that? it's looks kind of small from where I'm sitting.

Rusty: Beep warble

David and here come the storm troopers-wait a minute since when do storm troopers have chicken shaped helmets?

Ed troopers: From up! All glory to Darth Ed!

Jet: I thought we annihilated these guys last time.

David: I guess you missed a few thousand. man where are Fruck and Rahl when you need them?

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'I can't take much more of this!' *Draws and activates transmutation circle creating another great sword like the one earlier which mysteriously disappeared*
Isaac: *Draws two chunky laser pistols* 'Just what I needed to see, Star Chickens!' *Looks between chicken troopers, evil jedi and massive star destroyer then points at chickens* 'Let's deal with these guys first!'

[Darkfox]

Entitył: Hmph! *holds up his hand as he turns red again, a black material engulfing him forming into a suit, a cloak, and finally a helmet with a roand blue visor, his hair still hangs down his back but he seems to have also added extensions into the suit making him seem three feet taller, he then speaks in a deeper voice, less like a kid* I am Regaider, prince of the people! Cease at once or... *a shot goes through his cloak* ...very well! *holds up his hand creating a weird black ball from materials arouns him and throws it towards a group of them creating a smoke screen, then rushes at them, shots and laser fire soon follows along with a lot of impact sounds*

Smoke: Woo! Smoked chicken! *rushes into the fight too*

Lich: Ah, to be young... and alive.

Yoko: o_o

SS-02: 'Assessment: Several ground opposition, several smaller space-faring crafts and a large heavily armed battle platform...' *spins his light-scythe* 'Intimidation: This should be amusing...' *holds out his right hand charging an energy weapon*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'What the heck!?' *Rushes towards melee*
Isaac: *Looking at SS-02* 'If you can get us through this, I'll give you a free upgrade!' *Takes aim*

[Darkfox]

SS-02: *pops open a repeating pulse blaster from his hand and starts firing at the storm troopers* 'Assessment: My armoring is effectively reinforced, I fair better against gunfire than flesh, thus I can act as a form of shielding.'

[Angel Walter]

Angel: *Is outnumbered* 'No way!'
Isaac: 'Sounds good to me! I get kinda nervous in combat situations.' *Takes small tube from belt and presses it against arm to inject highly addictive but usefully calming drug and has a few potshots at the enemy*

[Darkfox]

SS-02: 'Observation: You organics have such questionably healthy habits.' *fires at more troopers*

Yoko the Wolf: O_o -What on earth is... going on?-

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: 'I know, but if I didn't take this, I'd probably be dead by now!' *Spots Yoko* 'Um... Hi? Do you even speak the same language as me? I wish I knew what you were saying, but I only speak Lylat and English!' *Shoots chickens again*

[Darkfox]

Yoko: -No, I'm am afraid I cannot speak eith...- *as she says this the words are translated to english by SS-02* -Huh..? Echo? What? Since when did my echoes come in a different language?-

SS-02: 'Observation: Language is fairly primitive but is comparable to many early linguistics. Translation may not be perfect, but it seems accurate.'

Yoko: -I... am not too certain I fully understand what the *metal man* said but I guess it means your able to understand what I'm saying now.-

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *sips ale*