Action Game

[Fisherson]

Hexeus: Hm? Oh the cat boy is still talking. *All six foot five of hexeus looms ofver Entity3* The big pepole are talking right now, shrimp, so get lost. Now, Alcehmist, come with us.

Darth Katarn: Yes. Lord Void will be very interested in meeting you. *Unhooks Light-chucks*

White lich: Uh? Are we...forgeting some one?

Hexeus: What? Who? All the threats are right in from of me.

White Lich: Why you little *Reach towards Hexeus*

Hexeus: Sigh. Amatuers. *Flameports behind the lich and then drives his sword into the heart of the creature killing it* No where were we?

[Darkfox]

Entity3: Whaaaa! You killed the... wait... killed? Isn't a Lich already dead? O_o And uses a container for it's soul to keep from being dispatched easily? O_o

*the bones rattle around*

White Lich: Give me a moment...

Darkfox: *walks up, looks over at Hexeus, then at Darth Katarn* Ah... the old teleport and strike from the back behind trick...

Athena: *climbs up on DF's right shoulder, a rather cute white 4ft tall female creature similar to a cat and a canid, with a tail around 12ft in length with a star on her forehead and belly around her naval, her hair short and eyes closed shut, a rather unusual being* Maybe we should teach them a lesson big brother? They've been real meanies...

Entity3: And I encased the zombies in crystal, created discs and took out most of the zombies.

Darkfox: Don't you get it? They know you are harder to convert...

[Angel Walter]

Angel Walter: *Snaps* 'WADDYA MEAN CROSS-DRESSER!!!!!!! BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED WITH YOU, THE ONLY FORCE YOU'RE GONNA BE USING IS A FORCED RETREAT!!!' *Draws sword and leaps at Hexeus whilst throwing small capsule*

[Darkfox]

Entity3: Wait... wait a minute... he called me SHRIMP!? *right eye twitches* SHRIIIIIIIIMP!? NOBODY CALLS ME SHRIMP! UWAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! *turns his right hand into a dark blue blade and rushes at Hexeus as well* I'LL SHOW YOU SHRIMP WHEN I'VE CUT YOU DOWN TO MY SIZE!

[Angel Walter]

Angel Walter: *Small capsule explodes with massive force but a small area into which Angel dives striking at Hexeus* 'You think you can scare me? I've looked into the face of terror, and y'know what I said? I said boo!'

[Fisherson]

Hexues: *Maniplulates light cuasing all the particules of light around to gather in front of Angel's eyes and blinding him half a second* Heh. Amatuer. *Notices 'cat boy's sword'* Hm?*As Entity3 rushes at Hexues he fails to relize Darth Katarn hurled a vibro axe at him using the force to guide it* Thanks, Mando boy.

Katarn: No problem. Now *Grabs Entity3 the by the throat* Now, Athena, I belive it was? Move and I'll snap your freinds neck. I'm a Sith Lord, so i'll know if your about to move, so don't try anything. You're alreadly causing me to miss my favorite program, so I'm little grumpy. He he he he [/insane]

-- In a clearing four meters away --

Rusty: Beep doodle?

Jet: Shut it.

Rusty: Bloop boop!

Jet: Listen I don't wanna hear it! I'm only wacthing you because Val wouldn't.

Rusty: Tweedle. Beep? Beep! Bop whistle!!

Jet: Hm? *Sees Angel get kicked by Hexeus* Whoa. That guy is pretty tough. *looks down at Rusty* You eant me to help them don't you?

Rusty: Beep boop.

Jet: Grr forget it! I'm Dent. I don't risk my life for pepole I don't even know without the tought of  reward. *Tyurns back on battle just as the axe strikes Etity3*

Rusty: Beedle tweet tweet?

Jet: That was diffrent when we helped Val. And If I remeber correctly it went bad too.

Rusty: Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Jet: Gaaah! Okay, okay. We'll go help them, but only if you turn that off!

Ruty: beeeep- Boop? Beep boop.

Jet: Great. I'll never live this down. *Unholsters handgun* Let's get this over with. Let's go, Rustbucket.

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *Joins Ded*

[Rahl]

Rahl: "Shrimp are good... Come over here shrimp!"

[Darkfox]

Entitył: Guhhh... >_o;; shrimp...? *eye twitch* Shr-imp...!? THAT'S IT! *pops his head off and swings his foot up at Hexeus' face just missing and flipping retrieving his head* So what!? I'm not very big! Big deal! I'm tired of all you tall people thinking you can step all over me! I'm not some puny child you can walk all over! And nobody hurts my friends! *while in the air draws his fist back, dark blue veins popping up in his hand and hardening his fist, then swings down at Hexeus's face with it* And I'm not a CAT!!

[Fisherson]

Hexeus: Where'd he *is hit by e3's fist* Guuuuuh! *Fllies back i and colaspes in a heap*  uhhhn

Entity3: Hah! Take that you- *Is struck by lightning bolt* Yeeeeeeeooooow!! @ o @ look at pretty colors heh heh *Faints*

Katarn: He he he. I told you not to move. Now dada's upset. *Resumes using Sith Scorcher on E3*

Entity3: Gaaaaaaaaaa!! *Electric discharge sounds*

Katarn: HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE DARKSI-*Bullet Rochette's of helmet*-OW dammit!

Jet:....**** looks like that back ally dealer sold me non-armor piercing bullets.

Katarn: Who dares to interrupt my fun?!

Jet: *Sigh* 'Here goes nothing.' That'd be me.

Katarn: And what name should I crave into your headstone, dead man?

Jet: Jethro Ikari, bounty hunter. At your service.

Rusty: Beep bloop!

Jet: And that's Rusty, the astromech droid.

Katarn: *Writes down something on notepad* Jethro and Rusty...that's Jethro with an "o" right?

Jet: O_O;; Oh you were serious about the whole "What name should I carve into your headstone" thing.

Katarn: Well I take my job seriously. I mean I have to with the economy the way it is. Firespray31's cost a lot to fix you know. Do you know what is costs to replace a fog lamp on one of those things?

Jet: Tell me about it. I have to pay double for bullets these days, so I can't just go in guns blazing.

Katarn: Ah but, I hear this new guy in office is going to turn everything around. he's realy good.

Jet: Who? Prpl? Uh...he doesn't even have a dental plan setup. Now Fisherson? That guy was awesome. I heard he had a plan to legalize drinking in public.

Katarn: Fisherson? Bah! He was a hack. If he'd gotten elected we'd be in real trouble.

Jet: Now hold on a minute-

Katarn: Republican Scum.

Jet: Them's fightin' words, friend. *a buzzard cries and western music starts up*

Katarn: I don't think I like your tone, friend. *Oh woowa wawoow*

*Katarn and Jet and Jet and are shown form an overhead view*

[Darkfox]

Lich: *gets up again scratchis his skull head, looks over at Smoke who shrugs then a sweatdrop goes down the side of his face* Uh...

Smoke: Eh... where did that yell come from...?

Eł: Guys... forgetting... somebody..?

Lich: ...*looks down at him*

Eł: Bah... *passes out*

[Angel Walter]

Angel Walter: *gets up (again)* 'That is IT!' *Sees E3 and rushes over* 'C'mon buddy, snap out of it! I'm gonna need your help!' *Begins rummaging through pockets for more phoenix downs*

[Kessembi]

 *on top of an old building manning the overhead camera while his mutated horse moniters the soundtrack system*

 *sighs*

Kessembi: I really hope he doesn't chew on the wires. That'd suck.

 *BGM skips*

Kessembi: K'ODDAMMIT!

 *casts [Body Double] on himself*

 - The [Body Double] spell obviously makes somewhat of a clone of the caster. Unfortunately, the clone counterpart only has half of the caster's stats...including Intellect -

Kessembi: Ketsu? You watch the camera; I'll take care of the horse. Got it?

Ketsu: D'uuuiiii, got it, boss. Me like fun toy (^_^)'

Kessembi: No, no, no. Not a toy. It's a camera. See those guys down there?

 *points at Jet and Katarn*

Ketsu: D'uuuiiii, pretty birdy!

Kessembi: *giant sweat drop* Sometimes I REALLY consider you a fine waste of MP. Why do I even KNOW this spell!? K'OD!!

 *BGM skips again - this time it's playing the ABC song*

Kessembi: GRR!

[Darkfox]

Yoko the Wolf: *walks up, sits and watches them getting ready for a duel* -Miki's wrong... all I've seen since I've left the pack is even more hate and conflict... humans only care about power, they go for and core for the powerful, be it their magical power, or their prestige... they are so... over-privileged...- tch... *looks saddened* -One like me, with no magical power, no money, no prestige... I'm no princess, no priestess, no prophet, and no sorcerer... not even human, I'm nothing to them...-

Smoke: *does not comprehend Yoko's way of speaking* Eh? What was all that? O_o

Lich: Should we... really be standing here doing nothing? Katarn still has armor on... doesn't that make this duel... one-sided?

E3: *the gem in his forehead blinks and pulses, his eyes are a dark blue, almost black* Twinkle... twinkle... liiiiiitle star... *eyes flicker* FREEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!! *eyes flicker dark again and falls back down* how I wonder... what you are...

Smoke: ...creepy... O_o;;

[Fisherson]

Katarn: Heh heh. Draw boy.

Jet: Huh? *Looks around* I thought this was duel not an art competition.

Katarn: Grrrr *Reaches for Blaster*

Jet: *Grabs handgun and withdraws it in slow motion*

Katarn: *Raises the Barrel of his blaster level to Jet's chest* Say good night, you dolt!

Jet: *Lighting fast shot* Good night, you dolt! [/mocking]\

Katarn: *Ping* Wha ha ha ha!

Jet: Hmm That's funny, this usually the part where victory music play and boss is defeated.

Katarn: Enough of your jokes! *Fire TTL7 repeating blaster* Die, fool!!

Jet: * Multiple lasers fly towards Jet* Whelp I guess this is it I'd just like to say with my last breath I curse-

: *Ignites lightsaber and Deflects lasers back at Katarn*

Jet:- Archem-huh? I'm not dead! Hurray! Hey wait a minute! Who are you?

: What you don't recognize me? *Takes off hood*

Jet: *Gasp* You!

Every else: :O

David: Yep! It's me. Hey ,Rusty, you been keeping jet out of trouble?

Rusty: Beep doodle. Beep beep?

David: Hm? Oh the Chain Game? I'm taking a break for a minute. Besides every knows only a Jedi can defeat a Sith Lord.

Katarn: Well, well, well. You finally show up, Jedi! What took you so long?? Too busy powdering your nose to come save your friend? HA HA HA!!

David: You know, I'm not that afraid of you. I created you for Warped, you're nothing more than a side Villain.

Katarn: Oh yeah! Take this, Jedi dog! *Uses Sith Scorcher*

David: *Catches it on his Lightsaber* Grrrrnnn *Electric discharge* A little help would be nice, Jet!

Jet: Huh? Oh sorry, I though I was actually watching Star Wars 8 for a moment. Hyaaaa *Fires gun repeatedly*

Katarn: *ding* Ow-*ding* Ow-*ding*Ow-*ding* Grrrr *Force Blasts Jet*

Jet: :O Waaaaah! *cashes into the side of a building*

Katarn: HA! What's  the mater no joke for thi- *David's saber slices though Katarn's arm* Gaaaaaah!

David: Heh heh. I guess that was a little "underhanded" of me, eh, Katarn?

Katarn: You little! *Force Punches David*

David: *Is kerpowed* Gwafff *Goes flying into the street* Urrnnn

Katarn: Mwa ha ha ha!! None can defeat me! I'm invincebl- *Shock* Ow! Huh? Who did that?? Show yoour self!

Rusty: Beep! Boop!

Katarn: Oh it's just a droid. No need to worry Astromechs are too small to be a threat.

Rusty: Beeep Doop deedle twoop?! Whistle beep bop! *Transfoms into Ion canon*

Katarn: Eh? What in the name of Palpatine-?

Rusty: Beep doo whoop!

Katarn: Oh yeah! You think YOU can stom me?? HA ha ha! So much bravery for one so small.....AND FOOLISH!! *Twin Lightning bolts strike Rusty*

Rusty: Weeeeeeooowww!! Weedle whoop..

Katarn: Now step aside so I can kill you master!

Rusty: *Sparks and sputers* Buzz!

Katarn: Why won't you just flee to safety and leave him to die? You're a machine, you can't feel friendship.

Rusty: Buzzzt Beep boodle! Beep, beep boop bop whoop.

Katarn: You'd give your life for him?....wow that's deep man, maybe I should rconsider my life.......Psyche! *Resumes using Force Lighting on Rusty*

David: Rusty *tries to get up* Grrn No good. Help! Somebody save Rusty!