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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 11:22:14 PM »
Everyone knows Candlejack doesn't get you until you say his n
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Offline Archem

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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 11:24:21 PM »
I can't imagine how that would work, Grandy. Somehow, getting a phone call where the man on the line says "We've kidnapped you. Give us cash for your safe return" doesn't sound like it would work here...

Quote from: Fisherson on April 30, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
Archem:  Hey ,Lucas, how much do think your parents love you?

Lucas: Huh? What's that got to- *whack*
This is something I'd do. Especially the "whack" part.
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Offline Grandy

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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2009, 12:29:02 AM »
It was rather. "Are you Grandy's mom?" "Yes." "Is he home?" "No." "THAT BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED HIM! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I arrive at home and am like "Hi mom." and she's like "You alive?" and I'm like, "Yea, why not?"

 Also, in my head the kidnapper sounds like Overlord Larharl.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2009, 12:34:31 AM »
According to DSHS, I don't exist

And yeah...mega fucked up/awesomely funny
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2009, 04:26:18 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 12:29:02 AM
It was rather. "Are you Grandy's mom?" "Yes." "Is he home?" "No." "THAT BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED HIM! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I arrive at home and am like "Hi mom." and she's like "You alive?" and I'm like, "Yea, why not?"

 Also, in my head the kidnapper sounds like Overlord Larharl.

That's hilarious fun.

And the fact that your parents refused to pony up a dime for your life is something you need to hold over their heads for the rest of your young life. It's especially important to bring it up at family gatherings.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2009, 04:36:21 PM »
Once they kidnap you, do they make you work in the porn industry?
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 06:55:15 PM »
God, I hope so...
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 07:05:36 PM »
 I was a transvestite in one of their movies.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 07:31:21 PM »
Once they kidnap you, they make you work for most of the days, but on Wednesdays, they make you wear a tutu and sing "twinkle-twinkle little star" to their morbidly obese boss.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 07:39:47 PM »
 The tutu has holes for the man nipples.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 08:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:05:36 PM
I was a transvestite in one of their movies.

LINK PLEASE.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2009, 08:24:22 PM »
 No free download. It's $12 for the full DVD plus extras and making-of.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 08:29:26 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
The tutu has holes for the man nipples.
Pics.
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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2009, 09:19:13 PM »
First you have to buy full membership.
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Offline DedlellyDeth

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Re: So, I was kidnapped.
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2009, 10:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 09:19:13 PM
First you have to buy full membership.

Do you accept Visa?
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