FMLs

[FFL2and3rocks]

I pulled down the cover on the poolside concession trailer, which had accumulated a ton of water, and it splashed all over me, soaking me from the neck down.

Something similar happened to my dad once, he went to buy a beer at a concession stand, and while he was there, the awning collapsed under the weight of the water and soaked him. Everyone laughed, and the beer was free!

Hell, I can't even drop the kids off at the pool unless it's the toilet at my house.

Me neither, the last time I took a dump in a public restroom, a couple guys entered the stall next to mine and played target practice with a piece of toilet paper. o_0
 
 
 
Aaanyhoo...
Today Several years ago, my science teacher kept getting me confused with another boy. So when that boy didn't do his homework and skipped detention, guess whose parents he notified. And guess whose parents didn't believe me when I said I didn't do it and the teacher screwed up.

[Shady Ultima]

Ouch.

Yea, that happened to me once. My teacher was semi-blind, and my name was right above this other kids. She was only our art teacher though, luckily, as the kid failed in every subject because he didn't bother to do anything.

So, I work hard at art, and despite the fact that I am crap at art, I get them done. I get D+ to C+ on each one. I get my report card, I have an I(incomplete work) he got a C... he never did anything, but my parents never believed me that I didn't skip all the work and they got pissed at me.

[Drace]

FML? This another shortcut for gay moments? Because I don't see the connection.

[A Forgotten Legend]

www.fmylife.com
Seriously.  Completely the best site I've ever spent 5 hours reading on.

Example of one from the site:

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

or this one:

Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

I want to get the book really bad.

[Felix-0]

I've falcom kicked someone with Cleet's on, and it works. next time you think like the falcon, go for kicks.

Okay, I got exam exempt from my Biology class, so I didn't have to go to school in the morning. the thing is, I skipped the wrong morning, but I found this out AFTER I got to school.
I had no ride to school, and my parents refused to give me a ride, and It was raining. (BTW it's a good 2 miles from My house to the school) so I had to walk.
get there, and realised I Epic failed.

[Red Giant]

A while ago I was putting my girlfriend to bed. I said "Night night." She replied "Night night, Libby."

[Felix-0]

o_0''
WTF

[Archem]

Just how girlish of a voice do you have?

Aaanyhoo...
Today Several years ago, my science teacher kept getting me confused with another boy. So when that boy didn't do his homework and skipped detention, guess whose parents he notified. And guess whose parents didn't believe me when I said I didn't do it and the teacher screwed up.

You know what? There used to be more than one David Guevara at my high school. Unfortunately, the other one tended to follow the hispanic stereotype of skipping, failing, and causing trouble. I, on the other hand came first alphabetically in the school student listings. Guess who got a phone call every time the other David fucked up?

[Dragonium]

David Guevara

DUDE YOU CAN'T POST YOUR NAME ON THE INTERNET AND THERE ARE PHOTOS AS WELL OH GOD KIRA'S GOING TO GET YOU OH GOD

[Archem]

I'm doomed.

But hey, I'm cool with it. NOBODY CAN FIND ME WITHOUT A MIDDLE NAME!

[Felix-0]

Eheh, that's a cool sounding last name, I said it outload. Rolls nicely off teh tounge.
Now I shall enter your name on google and post the results of the 1st picture on the 20th page :3

:Edit:

Okay, maybe 10th page...cause 20th page was ummm...
I did not like what I saw...

:edit:
okay....not 10th page either.....

Well, this is a lesson learned, Archems name is banned from google.

[Archem]

Lolyes.

[Apex]

I hate this phrase it's stupid... Also, SHADY, YOU CHANGED YOUR AVA!!! WHAT'S THE DEAL MAN?!

[Shady Ultima]

Haha, it's for the avatar week. Opposite week for mine made it easy, because I've had the same since I joined.

[Felix-0]

Ahaahah. What phrase do you hate Apex?