Hi.

[DawnOfStefan]

Greets. I've never known how exactly to start an introduction thread, so... I guess if you want to know about me, go ahead and ask questions. I'm generally easy to get along with, so... ask away.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

OMG HAI! LIEK, WELCUM 2 CHARAS!

[fruckert]

WHAT?...
is your favorite colour?!

[_JeT_]

What is your real name?
What is your home address?
Do you live with your parents?
If so, do they have jobs?
When are they gone?
Can I borrow a few hundred dollars?
What's your sign?
What is your view on euthanasia?
Wanna fight?
Do you think you can take me?
Do you have a hot sister?
If so, can I have my way with her?
Will either of you call the cops on me?
If I killed you, and your family, in your sleep, would the neighbors be able to hear it?

I think that is all my questions for now. 

[Darkfox]

Hello. Welcome to Charas. The Place of Crazy People and Stuff!

Q: Do you dare to bring light to my lair?

[Fortet]

Oh, God! You're all scaring another one away!

Hi <insert creepy pedo-smile>

[Archem]

Howdy.

[DawnOfStefan]

Hello, lively bunch! I love it here already! (Murrr... I knew I should have drank a carbonated caffeine drink before posting) Now to attend those questions.
Fav. Color: ...plaid?
What is your real name?: Pumpkin and Dumpkin
What is your home address?: 123 Fakestreet
Do you live with your parents?: No, I ate them. They live with me.
If so, do they have jobs?: Yes, they scrub my liver and keep it clean.
When are they gone?: Whenever I'm gone
Can I borrow a few hundred dollars?: YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SCARABS
What's your sign?: brown
What is your view on euthanasia?: It should be euthanized!
Wanna fight?: Only if I can be Haar this time
Do you think you can take me?: If I can be Haar and have Silver Greatlance as my primary weapon.
Do you have a hot sister?: Yesh
If so, can I have my way with her?: She's not friendly.
Will either of you call the cops on me?: Frank- my neighbor -might.
If I killed you, and your family, in your sleep, would the neighbors be able to hear it?: Frank would probably be the only one to actually say something about it. And maybe Wallace.
Do you dare to bring light to my lair?: Only if IT BURNZ!!!11!!11!1111one
OPN 4 MOAR Qs

[fruckert]

Alright, you pass.
*impales*
Mind the rugs, mmkay?
We aren't too fond of bloodstains.
And neither are the rugs.

[Felix-0]

Who cares about the rugs, they always fly away anyways.

Ello DOS

[Rahl]

Hello.

Whats your billing address and credit card numbers?
Where do you keep your valuables?
What time do you get ready for bed at night?
Where are the keys to your parents car?

[_JeT_]

Hello, lively bunch! I love it here already! (Murrr... I knew I should have drank a carbonated caffeine drink before posting) Now to attend those questions.
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a filthy liar!

On another note, Fire Emblem fan, are ye? I personally preferred the GBA ones to the other English ones.

[DawnOfStefan]

And... hello again everyone! Oh dear, I seem to have been impaled... No worries... I bleed maple syrup.
I love Fire Emblem! I have a strong desire to play the GBA ones, I'm tired of not having played them.
Whats your billing address and credit card numbers?: I got mad and broke them both
Where do you keep your valuables?: If I had any, I'd more than likely have them in the freezer.
What time do you get ready for bed at night?: When Dong Zhuo breaks down my door and shouts "SHUT THE AFF UP!!!"
Where are the keys to your parents car?: I think that got caught in the Inferricane last night...

[Darkfox]

Do you dare to bring light to my lair?: Only if IT BURNZ!!!11!!11!1111one

NOOOOOOO!!! It BUUUURRRNNNSS!!! Oh wait... light is my element too. XD

[Felix-0]

No, I'm dark innate!!
*disintegrates*