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Offline fruckert

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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2009, 08:29:06 PM »
My computer has a battery life of 1 hour.
It's on constant life support.
Other than that, and the fact that it has the shittiest power supply known to man (and that it has the shame of being a Compaq), it works fine.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2009, 09:13:28 PM »
My iMac has crashed at some pretty FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF moments.
(Granted, it only crashes like once a year.)

But don't even get my started on my old Dell.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2009, 09:16:28 PM by Uberpwn_w00t »
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2009, 09:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Uberpwn_w00t on August 30, 2009, 09:13:28 PM
My iMac has crashed at some pretty FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF moments.
(Granted, it only crashes like once a year.)

But don't even get my started on my old Dell.

But Macs never crash, don't you ever listen to the ramblings?
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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2009, 09:53:55 PM »
Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on August 30, 2009, 09:27:16 PM
But Macs never crash, don't you ever listen to the ramblings?
Pff. Lies. Every computer crashes. Love my mac to death, but it's certainly not immune to crashing.
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Offline Rahl

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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2009, 11:32:52 PM »
Quickly leavs before trasforming into a Mac vs Windows troll again.

But seriously it warms my heart to find a Mac user that doesn't think thier computer shat gold bricks. I applaud you Uber. And I agree no computer is perfect in the least, its an imperfect machine made by an imperfect being, shits gonna happen.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2009, 11:40:36 PM »
Everyone knows windows are better than Macs. Because I can't see who's coming near my house when watching through my Mac.
The same Mac I don't even own, yeah.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2009, 12:09:51 AM »
Apparently, I'm a hacker.

(See sig.)
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2009, 12:29:45 AM »
Don't you remember adequacy.org Ed?
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 12:49:19 AM »
My comp is a mess. Google Talk freezes constantly. Just browsing with Firefox results in freezing, crashes, and sudden slowness. If I leave Firefox up overnight, there's hell to pay. I have three anti-spyware programs, and none of them can get rid of my Vundo trojan. Photoshop takes about 12 minutes to start up.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 01:11:02 AM »
Damn, my computer would end up smashed somewhere in my room after few days if it was that slow.
And of course, I would end up doing nothing but cursing my impatience.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 01:12:46 AM »
I got a virus because my little sister (in one night) managed to download limewire, and download 500 songs from Jonas Bros and Hannah montana. The virus works by opening up several billion windows from the internet, which fries the drives of old computers. I got a new hard drive earlier this year BTW.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 01:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Jek on September 01, 2009, 01:12:46 AM
500 songs from Jonas Bros and Hannah montana.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 01:46:54 AM »
Shoot her, its the only way. While your at it shoot all of thier other fans which consist of mostly 5 year olds.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2009, 01:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Valiere on September 01, 2009, 12:49:19 AM
Vundo trojan

Come, we have much to discuss.
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Re: I just had my first Vista crash.
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2009, 08:32:06 PM »
Trojans can only be delt with by hardened computer gurus.
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