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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
My new issue is awesome."Archems On The Dinner Table?The IssueIn a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Charas Project's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that archems could be added to the menu.The Debate"The fact is, the archem population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Calvin Spirit. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have archem kebabs, archem pies, archem-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy.""I agree that something needs to be done about archem over-population," says random passer-by Konrad Hendrikson, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal.""I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President May Rubin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The archems were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The archem is part of what makes Charas Project a great nation!""I think I'm gonna pick 1. I mean, Archems should be tasty. I heard MT likes to eat them with ketchup and french fries.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
Nelaga is ranked 1st in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
The IssueThe latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Stalin Following Bears has stirred up the greatest controversy yet. The Debate 1. "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Melbourne O'Bannon. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it." 2. "Teachers union President Alexei du Pont says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
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Imma burn me some Harry Potter.
Wasn't Stalin against the church or something?
"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Faith Jong-Il. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."
7 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagCharas Project, cars are banned.
