Pokemon Black and White

[SaiKar]

Screw you. Magmortar is awesome. He has a freaking cannon as his arm.

[SaiKar]

Wait. Wait wait. Are you sure you want to get into how realistic Pokemon is? How is the cannon arm any worse than, say, Blastoise? He had hydro cannons from Pokemon day one!

[SaiKar]

Only because there's no animals in real life that are made of living fire!

[Prpl_Mage]

The only thing I didn't like about magmortar was his face. Too much a' leap from magby and magmar.

by the way. Unexplained evolutions:
Graveler -> Golem, they really look nothing alike. Graveler and geodude are rocks with limbs, golem is a turtle-thingy with a rocky shell
Venonat -> venomoth, venonat is small and fluffy and reminsd us moer of butterfree than the bug it becomes.
Poliwhirl -> politoad, it goes from blue with hypnosis pad to green frog... with frog?
Remoraid -> octillary, wait... what? Fish turning into an octopus(with 4 legs), that's odd...
Trapinch -> Vibrava, it goes from a slow, chunky chain chomp looking fella to a bug?
clamperl -> huntail/gorebyss, clam turns into an eel?
Burmy -> Mothim, I get the wormadam evolution but suddenly it's a moth?
Rhydon ->Rhyperion. I'm not getting the rhydon feeling here.
Snornut ->Gallade/Froslass, I can accept the gallade evolvement 'cuz they're almost related by looks. but not froslass... it's kinda alienish.

Yepp, evolution is a crazy thing in the pokémon games. See it as a metamorphosis instead.

[Valiere]

In Gen IV, they kept making new evolutions for previous-gen Pokemon.....and they all looked like they needed to lay off the onion rings.









SERIOUSLY.

I still <3 Tangrowth though.

[Prpl_Mage]

I actually liked Lickylicky and Dusknoir as well. Tangrowth looked like something the cat choked up.

[Valiere]

Yes, I know it's ugly. I love it because it's a terrific offbeat choice for a physical wall/annoyer. And I love annoyers.

[SaiKar]

You would, Val.

I still hold out hope for an addition to the Koffing family tree. Still holdin' onto the dream!

[Prpl_Mage]

You would, Val.

I still hold out hope for an addition to the Koffing family tree. Still holdin' onto the dream!

What could they probably do with weezing? Grow another head and give it tri-attack?

[Valiere]

They sure as hell couldn't make it any uglier.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Bahahahahahahahahaha

It never gets any farther than Weezing because it explodes.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I use both Magmortar and Tangrowth in my WiFi team. Gotta say, I love the Sunny Day abuse.

[drenrin2120]

Rhyperion makes me sad. =(

[fruckert]

I actually like Electivire.
He's kinda scary looking.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

You guys like weird pokemon.

You would all lose to my Garchomp n Froslass team.