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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
I once made a disk out of glue. See, I had a Pringles lid, and a massive bottle of Elmer's, so I just filled the lid with glue. The glue dried, and it shrinks when it dries, so I had more space to fill in the lid. Well, after roughly a dozen refills, the glue disk was pretty hard, and it was almost the size of the lid. I was almost out of glue by then, so I just let it be. The thing is still around here somewhere, along with the lid.I was a bored child with a poor family. This was my toy.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
I like the noise horses make, spiders, bouncy balls, and carrying around fake swords. I hate the sound of styrofoam.
Sure. Most spiders seem to be personified as women, anyway.