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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Also, you know what really pisses me off? When I hear a creationist saying something along the lines of "Oh, so you really believe that man "evolved" from a monkey?". I mean, DUDE. Not a ****ing monkey. We and monkeys had a common ancestor. We're not evolved monkey. Well, not literally, anyway.
I blame my existence on sheer luck.
It's the theory that molecules accidentally competed for resources on an atomic level, as some free-floating elements became more scarce or had already bonded to other elements in a stable form. [...]Works on a similar principle to natural selection, but with no conscious decisions and pure kinetic energy accidentally causing these molecules to collide.[...] all life is purely accidental and is a result of things being able to compete with each other better without reasoning or knowing.
I blame my existence on sheer luck. Everything necessary for me to exist, from the first molecules of nonlife that decided to get together and form living organisms, to the fish that started becoming an amphibian, to the early mammal who didn't get nuked when the meteor come, to the right sperm that came out of my dad's ball and landed on my mother's uterus - It all took some very, very large amounts of luck. I believe that what made the universe and earth what they are now is just a combination of random events that ended up working quite well for us (could be better, but hey, could be much worse). So in the end, I'm one lucky bastard. And that's why I enjoy life so much. Can't go and waste all that luck, now can I?
There is no luck in science. There aren’t even probabilities. Everything is certain and deterministic. What we call probabilities and accidents are us not understanding the full situation. When you flip a coin, you don’t have a 50% chance of heads and a 50% chance of tails. You have 100% chance of one and a 0% of the other, since everything that influences the coin flip is finite and, theoretically, measurable. You simply do not understand the situation well enough to know ahead of time what the outcome will be.(this doesn’t discount the existence of God – He could be the one that decided and controls the deterministic possibilities by having direct control of all variables of the situation. You do the same exact thing when you mix two chemicals together)Now, it could be that life just happened because the conditions were right and it kept evolving because the conditions were right, succeeding until some creature like me was able to sit here and write forum posts. But we don’t know what those conditions were or how to replicate them. Have there ever been any successful experiments of scientists creating life out of material components that were never, at any point, ever alive? We have technology that can replicate heat a fraction of a degree warmer than absolute zero or hotter than the surface of the sun, and pressure lower than the deepest spaces between the stars or as strong as a stellar mass. We have access to every chemical and material on the planet, including some that have crashed from the moon or comets. We should be able to make this happen again.
http://media.chick.com/digital-comics/0111/0111_5.htmlTalk about sabotage.Trying to convert people to your faith is one thing, completely mutilating history and backing up your nonsensical claims with "historical" facts that someone with less knowledge might believe is ****ing wrong, dude.Read the whole thing if you have time. I thought I'd get some laughs from it at first, but now I'm just pissed. This just ain't right man. No matter what religion you follow (or don't follow), that thing should probably make you not very happy. Even [real] Christians will probably [and rightfully] think that guy is a moron. The worst part? At a bunch of points he has footnotes where he tells people to look up books where they can find more info on the subject. Dear ****ing lord, I don't even want to think about what kind of insane **** they are making up in those books.:/EDIT: Oh, and a short story by the same guy talks about how Dungeons and Dragons and Rock and Roll are a tool used by the devil to corrupt the youth. Dungeons and Dragons also gives you mind controlling powers, but you have to join a cult and sell your soul first.