Zombie Apocalypse is Now

[Cerebus]

I'd survive until the end.

Zombies would look at me and see how little meat there is, so they'd run after someone else.

[drenrin2120]

I wouldn't go that far. All drugs do something; brain damage, liver damage, kidney, lung, what have you, after prolonged use.

But anyway, I would like to think I'd survive a good long while in a zombie apocalypse... but I have a feeling I'd be one of the first to go.

[fruckert]

You obviously have never met my friends if you seriously just said "You can't be high all of the time"

[Cerebus]

Or my cousin, before.

[Archem]

Pretty weak. Fat guy, not terribly muscular, no weapons training (or weapons), and no survival skills. I'm smart enough to know what to do, but my lack of skills would be my downfall.

[Prpl_Mage]

It all depends on the type of zombies we're up to. There are the classic dark magic zombies that are all dead people coming to life, then we have the virus zombies that are all people being infected with something and then spreading it.
If they are sluggish and overall just interested in our brains we'd probably do a lot better than people in movies.
If we're facing something more in the direction of resident evil 4/5 we're pretty screwed., that would take an actually military training and arsenal to get through.

Stack some cans, fill up your water bottles and bunker up at a high point. Hopefully the zombies won't even notice you exist.

Also, just like alcohol, drugs act the same way as poison in our bodies. Things gets fuzzy, we act confused, reaction-time is increased,  our ability to reason about some things gets blocked and prolonged exposure leads to severe damage and later death. Some substances are harder to overdose than others but too much too often of anything will damage your body in bad ways.

[Cerebus]

You know, the guys is apparently still alive.
After seeing the picture of what he looks like now (I am a curious person) I'm wondering whether that's a good thing or not.
To be honest, was I in his situation (homeless for around 40 years) and with like, what, 20%? of my face remaining, I'd probably jump down a bridge or something...
...or start eating people's face so they'd believe it IS a zombie apocalypse starting.

[daoman89]

Oh crap, I'm full of meat.  I'm screwed!  I stopped drinking a lot because at one point I'd go into rage mode and when I'm not holding back, I could cause a lot of destruction lol.  The only drug I have done was whippits or however u spell it which is inhaling the nitrous oxide from airhorn cans or redi-whip (the cans are way more powerful).  But I've only done that once and we went on a magical van ride to Giant and got chased by the cops.  Fun night.

Anyways, once you grow up you realize your limits and what dumb **** you'd do if influenced by something.  Teenagers do some stupid *** **** because they're not mature enough to know how to have self control usually.

[Cerebus]

I'd like to point out that I'm the exception, here.
I had a boring life where I did nothing stupid because I actually was aware of the consequences.

[Archem]

It all depends on the type of zombies we're up to. There are the classic dark magic zombies that are all dead people coming to life, then we have the virus zombies that are all people being infected with something and then spreading it.
If they are sluggish and overall just interested in our brains we'd probably do a lot better than people in movies.
If we're facing something more in the direction of resident evil 4/5 we're pretty screwed., that would take an actually military training and arsenal to get through.

I'm of the school that believes the only possibility is infection-related, since the other requires voodoo-evil-majicks. I also believe that both fast and slow zombies will be involved, based on physical characteristics of the infected, as well as the time passed since the initial infection (case-by-case, of course). Long-infected hosts would have grown weak from poor living conditions, sub-human survival and self-preservation skills, and possible decay (if the infection involves the death of cells). I imagine it would start with fast zombies being more prominent that slow ones, since the slow zombies are both an easy target and hard to get caught by (unless in close-quarters). This wold trim the herd to mostly fast zombies. Assuming the decay/weakening takes place, there would eventually be a majority of slow zombies. Fast ones would still exist (newly infected), but the death rate of slow zombies would drop as the human-to-zombie ratio grows more uneven. 100:1 their favor makes killing a few much less attractive than getting the hell out of there and keeping your increasingly rare ammunition. Getting overpowered by that walking wall of meat sure sounds easy.

[Ben]

I would be so rad in a real zombie apolcalypse. I would duct tape swords and hockey sticks and knives and chainsaws to every part of my body and become the boss zombie

[Archem]

The moment you get infected, we'll all be fucked.

[drenrin2120]

I would be so rad in a real zombie apolcalypse. I would duct tape swords and hockey sticks and knives and chainsaws to every part of my body and become the boss zombie

You evil mother****er haha

[daoman89]

He won't do any good against us if we have guns.  He can swing all he wants, but we'll just blow his brains out.  And if I turn, good luck outrunning me or holding me back muahahaha!

[fruckert]

I'd probably end up hyperventilating and then have a heart attack.