The Most Evil, Digusting Creature In All of Existence!!!

[daoman89]

The stinkbug!  How I loathe you!!!!! 

Once upon a year ago, hundreds of them took over my window and room.  They'd attack me at night when I was sleeping.  I'd kill one and three more would show.  Oh how did their numbers grow?  They wait until you are focused on something important or fun.  And then they pounce and scare you, so you think they'd be done?  Oh no they are not, they hide in the curtains.  You may think there's no more when you've flushed over 50, that's for certain.  But wait!  You come back in your room!  There's 20 more as I stare at my impending doom.  So winter comes and kills all the bastards, but is this the end?  I go through all of summer, not seeing any sign of them.  But finally as the cold air covers the state of Pennsylvania they come out to play.  Inside of my AC, to ruin my fuckin' day!!

And that's one of many reasons why I hate them...

[Archem]

Speak in rhymes all the times.

[daoman89]

Okie dokie smokie pokie

[drenrin2120]

These suckers can get big. You are not alone in your hatred

[daoman89]

And they don't mind their own business.  They go after us humans at the worst of times.

[Meiscool]

I have lived with the stinkbugs, learned their culture, bred with their women, and over the last 300 years I have discovered that I have a very small penis.

[Archem]

Well that stinks, you filthy minks.

[daoman89]

Nice unintentional pun Archem lol. 

[Moosetroop11]

...?

[Archem]

Unintentional? How unconventional.

[Natako]

They came from inside of your AC too?

Here in NJ, we had the same scenario. A few stinkbugs in the early summer but they went away, and then suddenly they started appearing in droves a few weeks ago. There are a **** ton of them in my AC unit. =\

[drenrin2120]

Why so obtuse, moose? Kick back, get loose and we can train this caboose.

[Archem]

Cahoots in the caboose? I'd better vamoose!

[daoman89]

The stink bugs have gone away for the night.  I'm drunk and don't have very good eye sight.  But none the less i can sleep in at last.  Until tomorrow where I'll kill them all and have a blast.

[daoman89]

Ho-ho-ho, they used to be all over PA.  They'd eat and kill some important plant or tree, idr.  But just by how they look, u just HATE THEM!!!  Like, u know how when you first look at somebody and instantly decide to hate them because they look like an ***hole?  That's what stinkbugs are!!  They are the douchebags of the insect species.  They're dirty cuz obviously they dont clean if they smell like that and they think they can just take over places (sounds like those gang member kids don't it lol) 

If there was another infestation of those fiends this year then I would've caught hundreds of them and made a fire bomb.  And it would've been on youtube and you all would get to see them DIE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 



























America!!