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Biology's way too complex for us to even be able to judge that. It would probably have all sorts of crazy altercations or something.As a response, tell them they have a shrunken face. Works every time!
play a huge prank by putting him to sleep in his desk chair,glue his clothes to the chair and cut along the entire front. then wake him up abruptly so his shirt rips off etc etc.
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.