Hellsing Corrupted

[Trevlac]

Okay, if any o yous know the storyline of Hellsing don't read this next paragraph:

Long ago a man named Abraham Van Hellsing (yeah, Abe not Gabriel and Hellsing not Helsing) was a vampire that the catholic church found on their steps and raised as their own yadda yadda yadda.  He grew up to fight the evil that was in europe and mostly britian.  Abe found Dracula and dracula created a million or so "babies" (with 3 hot vamp chicks alone for centuries....yeah a millions sounds about right...)  Abe kills off all of Drac's kids and Drac except 1 kid.  This little bugger's name is Alucard Jackal (not alucard from castlevania but the stories are intwined.)  Abe raised little alucard to be a vamp killer like he is even though he's one.  The vatican of course takes alucard under their wing only alucard is...different...he need blood like any other vamp but unlike abe.  (I can't remember why abe didn't need blood.)  Abe finally quit his vamp killin and gave alucard his red trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat.  (YES, Van Hellsing's clothes were RED not BLACK , i saw the movie i was like wtf....)   Anywho, anlucard goes off ta kill some vamp peeps and years later in i think like 2025 the Hellsing organization was founded in britain.  but they sucked at bringin down the suckheads.  so they knew that alucard was their only hope, a vampire sent by God to destroy what he is a mockery of.  Thus, in the name of God the impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation.  (That was also the Hellsing family 'slogan'.)  So alucard goes off ta kill stuff and this priest vamp shows up and he hates vamps too.  but he doesn't understand that alucard is a good guy. (at least in SOME way good.....)  so the priest tries to always kill alucard but since the pirest is also a vamp he is the antagonist therefore alucard is making swiss cheese of his preacher *** all the time.  Correct the storyline if i'm wrong about the preacher man plz.


Okay, so if u knew then lucky you, you got to skip that bullsheiza at the top.  Anyway.  in my game Alucard meets up with vash and cloud and dante (devil may cry) and that's ur party.  The antagonists are the preacher from hellsing and nicholas d wolfwood (we preachas gotsta sticks tagetha ya know.)  and yeah, there' s this conflict between woolfwood and vash so that's why he's fighting him.

Basicly u are 2 vamps and a machine that fight a vamp-priest and a smoker-preacher. (not the holiest of cast but meh.)

Tell me what y'all thinkies.

[MrMister]

I think you've just ruined a wonderful anime and a wonderful book, but it'll depend on how it turns out. Trigun sucks and since Vash is a gay clone of Alucard how the hell will that work? And Cloud? Holy crap, if I had a nickel for every time an FF7 cameo was raped and thrown into a bad RPG Maker game.... �_�

[Revolution911]

i think its better to bwe original but go ahead .....maybe it will be good

[MrMister]

And Alucard from Castlevania is the same character according to the book, they just styled him up differently.

[Darkfox]

Vash is not a machine, he's an artificial human! Sheesh... He just has a trick arm...

[Trevlac]

ok i knew the bashings would commence.....

i told everyone to help not start raping my idea.

ok, back to positive thinking.  don't just say i scrrewed up an awesome anime. freakin tell me what i messed up plz.  i wanna get this storyline streight.  cause i only have seen in it japanese and no sbutitles!  Only part i ever saw with subtitles is in my music video:

Alucard: Go lick the *** of the devil incogneto!

 
so you see?  BTW: DF, o yeah artificial huma, right.  i forgot he's not a complete machine, he's like darth vader or something.  thanks for that (i cyphoned thru ur ragging to get that conclusion.)

Ok, vash must be in. Cloud must be in, alucard sure as heck stays. and dante stays.  No i did not just randomly stick an ff cahracter in there dammit.  I wanted this game to be about my favorite cahracters and so deal with it.  Meh, but we'll see how the storyline turns out.

Anyway to contenue:  to general plot is that nicholas and the priest (i don't know his name still) took control of Hellsing Org and turned it over to the vatican.  oh god now we're delving into religeon!  No we're not.  Religeo/Faith are 2 differnet things, so i got y'all with a loophole hah!  So anyway, what nicholas don't know is that the priest is changing the hellsing org into an evil org.  he's cahnging the faith into religeon and that's bad! (Just frikin go with it)  so you find out that the church is actually being ruled by satan and since alucard is sent by god to banish the souls of the living dead he must stop this madness.  although he also enjoys killing so i guess this makes him happy too.

  <---first ever time i ever used that smily....and i'll neva do it agin i promise!

[Trevlac]

Originally posted by MrMister
And Alucard from Castlevania is the same character according to the book, they just styled him up differently.

yeh i kinda noticed that a little when my firend brought castlevania over and btw it sucked.  and personally i liked jackal's style.

[MrMister]

Originally posted by Darkfox
Vash is not a machine, he's an artificial human! Sheesh... He just has a trick arm...

..? Who said he was a machine? I just said he was a hideous rip-off of Hellsing.

[Revolution911]

wow, arent u a bag of sunshine?

[Darkfox]

 

he's like darth vader or something. thanks for that (i cyphoned thru ur ragging to get that conclusion.)

What the... he's mostly biological except for that arm that was taken off by knives, his body is all scarred though, but that is all.

 

..? Who said he was a machine?

Trevlac...

[AsakuraHao2004]

Originally posted by Trevlac
...He grew up to fight the evil that was in europe and mostly britian...

Um...please don't do this! I hated the English dubbing of Hellsing because it was in Brittish english, not american english.

[Vance]

I hated the English dubbing of Hellsing because it was in Brittish english, not american english.

And that helps a lot...?

[Trevlac]

what the hell?  DARKFOX ALLOW ME TO STAB YOU WITH A BLUNT SEASHELL!!!!

I am going to do so becasue you totally took my quote out of context and made it say something completely different. Godamnit darkfox you've been in a pissy mood that i've noticed since i've been back so if you can't post without being a complete *** don't ****ing post at all.

ON TOPIC: AsakuraHao2004, ...okay, english dubbing? WTF i told you i've never even seen the damn thing in english!!!  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL!?!?!?

[Fade]

:: stabs :: Dude. That was, no offence, BAD. Yeah, Van helsing was pretty fucked up, I agree, but Hellsing... You just like..made it bad o_o;;

Alucard was not sent by god.

And msmister, Vash came first, and they just happen to have the same color rain coats, or whatever the fsck. They aren't the same at all.

Alucard:
Likes Blood (No **** ^_^)
Likes Challenges
Likes to kill (No **** ^_^)
Likes to fool around.

Vash:
Not much to say about him, other then he's a donut addicted hippy.

Anyways... Hellsing would be BAD BAD BAD, if it we're to turn into an rpg. Even then, any type of game. Sorry dude. Some animes don't make it to the point it's capable to be an rpg.

[Trevlac]

Telling me to just ditch the whole idea instead of helping me change it is gonna make me wanna ****ing hunt your sorry loser *** down and **** you in the *** with a blunt seashell dildo.  IF YOU EVER ****ing TELL THAT **** TO ME AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU.