Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lord Morro: Hahaha! My turn! *Starts to sing with the voice of a thousand beasts, which isn't very pretty... the ground cracks open and people and buildings fall into it then he stops* HAHAHA! Thank you! *Karaoke explodes*

[Snake Eater]

Snake Eater: *Walks onto the pub for the first time* Wow......This is cool

[Drace]

Razor: Newbie, it's 500000 gil to enter.
Snake Eater: Ok *pays*

*Everyone come back in the pub*
Random conversation heard:
Wow poodle land was cool.

We need to go again.

We got beaten by a bunny and a poodle.

We won the kareoke! Wait we're wrong. This is a pub, which serves, BAKED BUNNIES AND POODLES!!!

Aaaaaahhhhhh.

Razor: Who screamed.
Grandy: Me, the poodles are attacing, the poodles are attacking!

[Darkfox]

Lord Morro: Mwahahaha! Destr... err... greet them my evi... err... well behaved pets!

[Razor]

Razor: Quiet you! *shoots Morro in the head*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats Lord Morro* "Ahhh. Even better than that ork."

[Darkfox]

*MT11 explodes and Lord Morro stands in his place*

Shao Kahn: FATALITY!

Lord Morro: Wasn't that devious?

Razor: I shot you!

Lord Morro: You missed me... you hit Red.

Red: You know how hard it is to patch this skull?! *turns red and chases after Razor*

Lord Morro: He's a Red Skelton alright (Reference to a 1960s or 1970s show).

MT11's head: ...ow

[Xen]

*Xen enters*
Xen: Hey every....wait a minute... *notices all the Drace replicas  laid out all around the pub* Drace...

 Agent Smith Fight Scene song from 'the Matrix' plays

Xen: *starts flying toward a Drace replica* DIIIIIII-
Razor: *cuts out music* Xen. You could just smash 'em, instead of stealing something already done in a movie.
Xen: You're right...

*Xen goes and sits in a corner and starts sulking*

Xen: *mumbling* Stupid razor with his stupid Drace replicas stopping me from copying the stupid scene from 'The Matrix' with all the stupid Agent Smiths and stupid Neo fighting them all...

 Hours later...

Xen: ...and my stupid hometown with all the stupid dragons and my stupid house where I'm meant to be eating my stupid lunch. *turns to see everyone in the pub staring at him with blank looks*
Razor: How many times did he say stupid?
Drace: Hmm...lets see...4912 times.
Lord Morro: HA! Told you he'd say stupid 4912 times! *walks away while carrying 2 big bags of betting money* Now your money, is MY money!!!
Razor: *shoots Lord Morro with a shotgun and takes the bags of money* Wrong. It's my money.
Lord Morro: *Gets up* HA!
Razor: But I shot you! Again.
Lord Morro: You hit Red. Again.
Red: Now I've gotta patch up 2 holes in my skull!!! Damn y- *looks at Xen's flashing avatar* AGGHHH!!! I'm blinded! BLINDED!!! *runs out pub screaming*
Xen: Poor Red.... he only wanted some chicken...I...think...
Razor: Okaaaaaay...

 The Morale of this post
Razor gets everyone's money

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Gimme that!
*Takes money*
Drace: *Wearing false moustache* Money inspector here!
MT11: Huh?
Drace: We're doing a survey on money and we need to borrow yours.
MT11: Erm.. Okay. *Gives money*
Drace: *Starts running off*
MT11: When will you be back?
Drace: Oh, some time.

[Xen]

*Xen chases Drace and eats him, along with the money*
Xen: Ahhh... *pats stomach* Money in the bank...

[Darkfox]

Leprecaun: Agh! You ate me gold! ME GOLD!! You ate me gold! Dirty dragon ate me...

*Xen eats the leprecaun*

Leprecaun: *inside Xen* Augh! You ate me me!!

[Xen]

Xen: Quiet, leprecaun! Don't make me come in there!! *pauses* Hmm...Although I'd never be able to do that...

[Razor]

Razor: Sure you can!
Xen: But I-hrgraffffghh!! *is forced to eat his own head by Razor*
Razor: See?
Xen: *implodes*
Everyone:....
Drace: Well we won't be seeing him again.
Razor: Gimme that money.
Drace: Aww.
Red: Hooray! The blinding has stopped!

[WarxePB]

*from out of nowhere*

-Seph: MONOPOLY! I WIN!
-Drake: Since when do you say "Monopoly" when you win?
-Seph: I can, because I'm the coolest villian ever.
-Odin: And I can think of about 50 other vililans who would disprove that...
-Seph: Quiet! Does any other villian have their own orchestra?
*A bunch of FF7 guys with instruments come in and start playing One-winged Angel*
-Xios: I do.
*A bunch of skeletons and undead with instruments come in and start playing badly*
Xios: ...I KNEW I should've hired those Girl Scouts! Oh well, at least they were tasty...
-All: ...
-Xios: ...*blushes and walks out*
-Warxe: Well, what should we play next?
-Cloak: Strip poker. *stares at Samus*
-Samus: You wish. *attempts to blow Cloak's head off*
-Cloak: Sorry, can't kill me like that.
-*drunk* Zero: I WANNA PLAY!
-Warxe: We're not playing anything.
-Zero: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER? *kills Warxe*
-Drake: He didn't- *silenced by Zero*
-Odin: How about we play Blackjack? I'm a wicked dealer. *does a bunch of fancy card tricks*
-Cloak: Strip blackjack?
-Shado: You are a pervert, aren't you?
-Cloak: No. I just like seeing chicks naked.
-Samus: -_-

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I always lose at strip poker, I wonder why...

Lightwolf: You don't wear clothes...

Psychosis: Oh yeah, now it makes sense!