Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Damn you! We were having fun.
MT11: *Wakes up* Ugh, stop hitting me!
Drace: Feel my drunk punch *tries to punch Dragonium but because it's then drunk punch he hits MT11*
MT11: Hé, I'm not knocked out.
Drace: *grabs chair and smashes it on MT11*
MT11: Nope.
Razor: Ah well. *drops burned up match on MT11's head and knocking him out*
Drace: But...

[Dragonium]

*Feels MT11's pulse*

Dragonium: Oh my god, he's dead! What was with that match?!

Drace: ...

Dragonium: I know... Phoenix Down!

*Throws feathers at MT11, doing nothing*

Dragonium: What the... Hey, these are duck feathers! Oh, well... Eider Down!

*Throws feather at MT11*

MT11: Groan... Hey, I'm alive!

Dragonium: You sure? Better have another one, just in case.

*Throws another feather, which hits MT11 on the head, knocking him out*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Drace]

Dragonium: He dead! Again! Quick phoenix down. *failes*
Damn!
Eider Down! *Failes*
Damn!
Drace: You know, my last name is Phoenix.
Dragonium: Drace Phoenix down.
MT11: *wakes up* I'm still alive! *Drace gets thrown on his head, knoking him out and Drace out*

[Razor]

Razor: you guys are retarded.
Red: you're on fire.
Razor: So are you! You're retarded, *points at the other guys* and so is Drace, MT11, Drago- HEY WTF?! What happen my hand!?
Red: It got cut off when you were acting smoooooooth. Remember?
Razor: No? *in background, waitress slips up on a long stream of blood*
Razor: Get lost! I'm not paying you!
Waitress: *with chewing gum* Bitch! *leaves*
Razor: *suddenly pale* Now tof ix.. to fix my hhhan- *thud*

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis walks up in a nurse's outfit*

Psychosis: We can rebuild him, we have the technology! Though I do not have any money so this cork opener will have to do... *replaces Razor's hand with a cork opener* there!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Whoah... Sweet! He has a corkscrew on his hand! Dude, that rules! I have one of these though...

*Pulls a big spikey metal gauntlet out of his rucksack*

Razor: Cool. But not as good as mine.

Dragonium: No? *Puts it on, and suddenly grabs Razor by the throat*

Razor: *Gasp* Wha... The hell... Urgg...

Dragonium: Sorry, it's not my fault. *Sees note stuck to the side of big gauntlet* "Do not put on, this thing has mind of its own".

Razor: Urgghhh... *Goes limp*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Wakes up and eats Dragonium*
Drace: Thankyou.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Inside MT11* Hey, wait, stop the tape! *Kills cameraman* You can't just eat someone because you feel like it, or because they annoy you. So there.

*Climbs out of MT11's mouth*

MT11: Hey, get back in there, you can't do that!

Dragonium: I can, and I will. Now, dig this - ICE BLAST!!

*Big icicles fly around the room hitting everyone*

MT11: Hey, wait a sec. You wear flaming armour. You have a flaming sword. You live in a volcano. Why do you have a spell called Ice Blast?

Dragonium: ...

MT11: ...

Dragonium: Damn.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: -_-' I think we'll have to do brain surgery... *she puts on some gloves and a hacksaw*

[Drace]

Drace: *steps back* He's all yours Psychosis, all yours.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hang on. His hand got cut off. Why do you have to do brain surgery on him?

Psychosis: ... *Evil grin*

Dragonium: ... Erm...

Psychosis: Umm...

Dragonium: Hey, make it so he has to say "Yar", every few seconds!

Psychosis: No, no, let's not be silly about this... He is going to say "Eehoo".

Dragonium: Yar!

Psychosis: Eehoo!

Dragonium: Yar!

Psychosis: Eehoo!

Drace: *Gets prank idea, and video camera* "Two morons try LSD and speak odd new language..."

Dragonium: Damn.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: -_-' *removes Drace's brain*

Drace: Hey isn't that my... *goes comatose*

Psychosis: Now, who'll dial 911? Oh yeah... *removes gameshark and turns off Drace's god mode* you'll have to be hospitalized like the rest of us god moder.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Grabs Drace's brain* Whoa, look at all the stuff in here! Hey, cheats for San Andreas! Cool. Hey, look, what's that woman doing with that man...? EEEEEWWWW, that's gross! *Throws Drace's brain away*

Psychosis: Careful with that! Hey, watch it! If we can't put it back in we can at least sell it as spares and get some loose change!

Dragonium: Sorry. I'll go fetch it.

*Five minutes later*

Dragonium: Found it. *Holds up small round thing covered in fluff*

Psychosis: What the... Hey, that's not his brain. That's a... Hey, you found my Gobstopper! I looked all over for that!

*Puts it in his mouth*

Dragonium: *Notices that Psychosis has gone pale* What is it?

Psychosis: *Takes it out* No, it really is his brain.

Dragonium: Damn.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Excuse me while I teleport home and use many mouthwashes... *disappears*

Darkfox: How can white fur turn pale?

[Red Giant]

Dr. Red: Yes, Razor, we can fix him. We have the technology. We will make him smoother, sexier, more suavier.
Dr. Hobo: Is suavier even a word?
Dr. Red: We can make it one. We have the technology.