Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Quiet you two! *puts 83rd story of cards on cardhouse*
Psychosis: Don't tell me to be quiet *charges at cardhouse* *falls back on her **** Hey! What the?
Razor: I'm not good at cardhouses, so I cemented the cards together!
Cards: *fall over and crush Drace*

[Tomi]

Tomi wakes up, picks up a big keg, and tosses it at Darkfox.
Keg: *explode*
Xen: *wakes up*  Whoa, that was cool!
Xen: *Picks up keg over his head, but when he was about to throw it, it collapes on top of him*
Razor:  Oh yeah, thats the keg i put the rest of the cement in.
Xen: *dies, yet again*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Ow... my butt.

Lightwolf: Maybe I can help, eheheh...

Psychosis: Nice try...

Lightwolf: Darn...

Darkfox: ... ... ... ... ... ... ow. Who let Donkey kong in here?!

[Red Giant]

Red: Will you be quiet?! I'm having a staring contest with a rock.
Razor: ... Buh, but rocks don't have eyes...
Red: I saw that! I saw that! you blinked!
Rock: Shuttup.
Red: You blinked!!
Rock: SHUT UP.
Red: King of the jungle indeed!
Rock: ... What?!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Starts whacking rock with drumsticks*
Red: This is MY fight.
MT11: *Picks up another rock and plays it like a guitar*
Razor: What the hell are you doing?
MT11: I'm in a rock band.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: -_- *sweatdrop* thats not skill... *jumps onto a table then bends back and flips onto another table* now that is skill!

Lightwolf: *hit by Psychosis' tail and he falls over*

Psychosis: My tail is soft, is he that weak?

[Moosetroop11]

heh heh heh.

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis sits down on the edge of the table kicking her feet*

Darkfox: Yup... he's down for the count...

Psychosis: Attractive and strong, I'm amazing ^_^

[Drace]

Drace: And you have a tail. *Looks amazed at the tail*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hmmm. This is boring. We don't even have a storyline. Let's make one.

Psychosis: ...

Dragonium: I need some help. I have an idea!  Estuans interius, ira vehementi, estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth!

*Poof of smoke, Sephiroth appears*

Seph: Now what?! Will you people stop summoning me?!

Dragonium: Need some help with a storyline, Seph.

Seph and Dragonium: Hmmmmm...

Dragonium: We could use a little more help.  Filthos... Lusec... Wecos... Vinosec...

*Poof of smoke, Ultimecia appears*

Ultimecia: Finally, I'm free! No more time-compression-induced wrinkles for me! What's up Dragonium?

Dragonium: Need some help with a storyline.

Ultimecia: Ha! No chance! Come on Seph, let's party in our new-found freedom!

Seph: Sure! *Both walk out*

Dragonium: Hmmmmm...

Psychosis: Ermm... Dragonium... You are aware you just released Sephiroth and Ultimecia into the world of Charas, right?

Dragonium: O_o ...

Psychosis: O_o ...

Dragonium: Damn.

[Xen]

Xen: What about me? I'm ultimate too...
Dragonium: Show me.
Xen: Weeeell....I could...just...do....something...or...other....Ah, screw it, too complex for my feeble mind. *sits on chair, but breaks it, so stands instead*
Dragonium: What about Sephiroth and Ultimecia? Shouldn't someone stop 'em?
Xen: Meh.
Dragonium: But they-
Xen: M...E...H. Meh.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Should I do somthing?

[Dragonium]

Engelbert Humperdinck: *On a beach* Aaaah. So smart of me to send my stunt double to that dumb pub just in case that Dragonium idiot was there. Oh, how I laughed...

*Poof of smoke, Sephiroth and Ultimecia appear*

EH: Hey! Who are you?! And how did you find my incredibly secretly hidden private island in the middle of the Carribean?!

Seph: Quiet. *Supernova*

EH: Aaaaaagh! *Splat*

Seph: Ha ha ha ha! Got him!

Ultimecia: Tchh. I can do so much better than that. Yo, Griever, get over here! Got ya some food!

EH: Ugh... I think I'm alive...

Griever: Gurr.

EH: Uh-oh. Oh, no, no no no, noooooooooo!

[Censored because of sqeamish people]

*Rip, tear, shred*

[That's about as much as you're allowed to see]

Ultimecia: Ha! Better than you Seph!

Seph: Damn.

*Ring, ring*

Seph: *Picks up cellphone* Hello?

Dragonium: That's my line!

Seph: You again?! *Supernova down the phone line*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *picks up phone* Hi Sephiroth!

[Drace]

Drace: It's a pub, we don't really need a storyline though we have.
Dragonium: Really?
Drace: Yes, look this is our best scene. *Drace grabs beer and drinks it, followed by Xen, Red Giant, Razor, MT11 and Tomi*
Dragonium: .........
Drace: ........
Dragonium: Well?
Drace: Well what?
Dragonium: Anything else gonna happen?
Drace: It's a pub! Geeze, our storyline is an interactive storyline. That means that one persons makes up a part, followed by the next, which is followed by the next etc etc blah blah blah.
Dragonium: But...
Drace: FACE!!!