Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: That means we'd better change the sign!

*Sign changes to "Free Irish beer for all genuine Irishmen!"*

Xen: I'm Irish!

Razor: Prove it!

Xen: Ickass murrn latzamn himona!

Razor: That's Troll, you idiot.

Xen: Don't call me an idiot! *Eats Razor*

Razor: Hey, you're not allowed to eat me! I run the place.

Xen: Aaww. No fair.

[WarxePB]

*Warxe comes in with green hair and a leprechaun suit on*

-Warxe: I'm looking for the leprechaun's pot of gold. Does anyone know where the leprechauns are?

-Xen: ...Why are you dressed like that?

-Warxe: I'm going undercover. Now, if you'll excuse me...

*Warxe summons a giant diamond, which creates a giant rainbow*

Warxe: Ah-HA! *Warxe runs off*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Gold?!?! *Jumps up in the air*

Razor: What a pleb...

Dragonium: No-one must know about my gold hoarding obsession... They must never find out...

Xen: Gold hoarding obsession?

Dragonium: I really should stop saying these things out loud... Well, no sense hiding things now...

*Pulls out a long metal rod with a ruby stuck on the end*

Xen: Cool, a whacking cane!

Dragonium: No, it's a gold detector! Must... Find... Gold...

*Hops on a bright red horse and rides off after Warxe*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: NO! IT'S MY POT OF GOLD!
 
*summons a 100-ton weight that crushes Dragonium and his horse*

[Razor]

Razor: BRING THAT HORSE BACK HERE!
Dragonium: *slowly returns back* ...why?
Razor: Big animals need a lot of beer!
Dragonium: O...k...
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After 8 hours of straight drinking
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Razor: ok, you and your horse can go now. AFTER PAYING! *shakes fist*
Dragonium: I have to pay? awww.... *pays* come on, lets go horsey.
*horse stumbles around horribly*
Razor: Heheheh, now he'll never find that gold...
Red: Razor, we can hear you.
Razor: No they can't, none of them can! Hehehehe...
Red: Just because you're speaking in Italics, doesn't mean we can't hear you.
Razor: Jerk.

[Xen]

Xen: *starts flying toward end of Rainbow* So long, suckers!!
Razor: Not so fast... *takes Anti-Dragon bazooka off Drace and fires it at Xen*
Xen: Uh oh. *blows up*
Drace: Hey! I needed that more than you did!!
Razor: Ah, I'll buy you a new one when I get the gold.  Not.
Drace: Wait, if you're after the gold, then why are you still here?
Razor: Then why are YOU still here?

*Drace and Razor stare at each other*

Drace and Razor: THE GOLD!!! *both run towards end of Rainbow punching each other along the way*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: He! They'll nevah find the gald! Not befor me!

 Narrator: And there starts another Wacky Race! Our pilots must go thru the sea, then they will face the Dragon's Lair with hundreds of Dragons in it! After that they must go to the north where they'll find the Forest of the Damned, with ghost in it, real GHOSTS (not fake ghosts) and after that the end of the rainbow, where they must find a way to stole the leprechauns! This all in a single race!

 Grandy: ...................waht?





 (note: I spelled WHAT wrong because I want to, not a mistake)

[Drace]

Xen: *comes at the dragon lair* My friends! *goes to have a party with the dragons*
Drace: Razor! Wait. Let's team up.
Razor: Ok.  Not.

[Razor]

Well, the race is well and truely off, but our contestants seem to have run into some problems.
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Xen: Hey, I don't actually know you guys, do I? Heheh, o.o;
Dragon: GRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!1one
Xen: Eep. *gets closed in by dragons*
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Drace: What did you do?!
Razor: How was I supposed to know that speaking in italics on this island would result in severe punishment? Just keep running, idiot.
*a giant italic E flies past their heads as they run*
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Grandy: Oh no, I haven't left yet.
Narrator: Oh yes you have.
Grandy: No I ain't.
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Grandy ran into troubles as he found him self falling from a height of 6000 miles straight down to the volcano on the dragon's island!
Grandy: Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnn yooooooooouuuuu*fades*
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And Red...
Red: *spins around on the bar's pooltable like a mad man*

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: *pours whisky into the barkeeps's papercut*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *floats along* Tralala...

Lightwolf: Outta the way! *smashes through the wall* O_o *falls over unconcious*

[Eternal Darkness]

*Runs into the Damned forrest*
ED: I'm winning
Ghost: WWWOOOOO
ED: OOHH no you dont i'm winning
*hits ghost with fist but goes right trough it*
ED:Wait i minute its a GHOST  AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

[Drace]

ED: Eek! *runs back*
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Drace: Watch out! *Giant italic  E hits Razor.
Well, I'll just keep going!
Razor: Damn you!
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Xen: Ummmm... can't we just talk about it.
*A dragon walks through the crowd*
Xen: Mom?
Xen's mom: What did I told ya! Don't hang around with these black dragons, they have a bad influence on you!
Xen: But mom..... Owwww *get's pulled by the ear by his mom*
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Grandy: *falling* You know, this does take a while.
Narrator: It seems that Grandy is falling in an endless pit.
Grandy: Ah damn.
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Red: *Still spinning* Wheeeeee!!! This is fun! *bones start to fall off because of the speed* Uh-oh.

[Grandy]

Grandy: *falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and... you get the point*
 Grandy: OH NO! I'M FALLING!

 *-_-" No, really?*

 Grandy: But I'm lucky! I'm falling in the Damned Forest!
 *Falls in Eternal Darkness head*
 Grandy: Thank you.
 Ghost: BooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOoooOo
 Grandy: Oh, hello there, this is the Damned forest, isnt it? I heard there are ghosts here, you didnt saw any?
 Ghost: BooooooOOooOooooOOOooOOOOOoOOoOoOOOo
 Grandy: No? Well, I'm lucky then.... you know where is the rainbow?
 Ghost: *nods*
 Grandy: Where?
 Ghost: Boo Boo BOOO BoOOoooOoOOo
 Grandy: After the yellow bricks road?
 Ghost: Bo Bo
 Grandy: Thank you, see you.
 Ghost: Boooo

 --It looks like Grandy is winnig now! And lets see where is Razor and Drace--

 Razor:  Okay in the next town, lets talk in Bold
 Drace: Why?
 Razor:  Because Italics wasnt very good lately

 *17 seconds later*
 Razor:  RUN!
 Drace:  [GLOW]Okay, and you DIDNT read the sign that said "Anyone who DONT talk in Glow will suffer a severe punishment" ?[/GLOW]

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 puts Red back together*
Red: Thanks... Why are my arms in my eye sockets again?
MT11: No time to explain! Must get gold!
*MT11 runs off*