Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: I prefered the other Pub. It was fun.

Xen: Other pub?

Dragonium: The home of Sephiroth.

Xen: Oh. You mean estuans interius, ira vehementi, estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth?

Dragonium: Yeah, that one.

*Poof of smoke*

Sephiroth: I hope you're happy. I can't get these Cola stains out of my black cloak.

Dragonium: Sorry.

Seph: S'okay.

[Sephiroth joined the party!]

Xen: Hey, you can't do that!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Course he can!

Darkfox: Where'd the gold go?

Psychosis: I used it to buy a collar.

Darkfox: Why do you wear a collar?

Psychosis: Same reason you do.

Darkfox: To seal in your dark side?

Psychosis: Ok... maybe not the same reason afterall... I also bought a...

MT11: Moose?

Psychosis: *Uses PSI throw on MT11* No! A um... star bikini...

Lightwolf: Cool!

Psychosis: No comment or else I slam you through the wall!

Lightwolf: I just sai... *gets slammed through the wall*

Psychosis: I just wanted somthing to wear for a change...

Darkfox: How about a hat and a t-shirt that is bigger than you...

Psychosis: That works!

Man: So does that collar thing work?

Darkfox: *points over to Shadowbeast*

Shadowbeast: Yo!

Darkfox: You tell me...

Man: Oh...

[Moosetroop11]

Poof of smoke: Why do I alwayth have to appear between action markth whenever sephy appearth? It'th not fair!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *In bikini* Well I'm going to the pub's backdoor pool...

Darkfox: We have a pool?

*contruction work is heard*

Psychosis: Now we do!

*Psychosis runs out back*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Umm... Guys... Who's paying for all the construction work?

Xen: Tomi is; it's his fault the pub's been destroyed.

Dragonium: In that case, do you mind if I have a word with the workmen?

Xen: Sure, go ahead.

*Walks off, whisper, whisper*

*Comes back*

Xen: What was that all about?

Dragonium: Oh, nothing...

Workman: *Pops head round door* Hey, do you want the volcano first, or would you rather have the Materia mine with built-in Mako Reactor?

Dragonium: I think we'll have the vol --

Sephiroth: Reactor.

Workman: Reactor it is. *Disappears round door*

Dragonium: You know, if you weren't in my party, I'd kill you myself.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: I'm gonna go check out that pool... *snickers and goes out back, a little while later is flung through the wall*

[Eternal Darkness]

 3 days later the pub is finished

*Everybody runs into pub to see ED crouched in the corner*
ED: Ghost, ghost, there coming to get me
Xen: There are no such things as ghost so stop acting like a baby
ED:*stands up* Yeah you're right
*Grandy walks in with ghost friend*
ED: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH *runs out pub screaming like little girl*

[Xen]

Xen: Idiot...*flies after ED and brings him back, holding him in front of the ghost*
ED: ARRRGGGHHH!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPP!!!!
Xen: Stop screaming, you don't see me screaming *ED cuts Xen's finger with weapon* ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! IT HUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!! ARRR- I feel better now.
ED: LET ME GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
Xen: Shut up. *lets ED go*
ED: Yay! I'm free!! *goes to run away, but has heart attack from shock of seeing ghost*
Grandy: What's the commotion?
Xen: *points at ED's corpse* *points at the ghost next to Grandy*
Grandy: Hmm? *looks to his side at the ghost* ARRGGGHHH!!! *runs out of pub screaming like a little girl*
Xen: Heh heh. Xen 1, Humanity 0.
Drace: *sticks Anti-Dragon C4 on Xen's back*
Xen: *mumbling* Stupid Drace with his stupid Anti-Dragon C4 with it's stupid dragon killing ex- *blows up*
Drace: Humanity 1, Xen 1.
Razor: DRRRRAAAACCCCEEEE!!!! Well done.

[Eternal Darkness]

 2 days later ED gets back from mental home

ED:i feel much better now, but i dont think that nurse that was shaped like a dragon needed to shock me so much
Xen:*hiding up corner* HEEHEEE

Drace: OH welcome back and i want my £10,000
ED: how did i do that
Razor: Well Xen told us all that you would buy us all our drinks
Xen:*still up corner laughing* HHEEEEHEEE
ED: I'm not paying for that
Drace: You either pay or get the punisment!!!!!
ED: no punishment can break me
*Everyone starts to tickle ED*
ED: NNNOOOO, HAAAHAA, i give in,i'll pay then
Xen:*roling on floor because of laughter* HHAAHAA
ED: I'll get you for this*shakes fist at Xen*

[Moosetroop11]

Xen: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ED: *Hits Xen*
MT11: *Hits ED*
Dragonium: *Hits MT11*
Sephiroth: *Hits Dragonium*
Dragonium: Hey! You're on my side!
*Fight breaks out*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hey, hey, everyone chill out! Stop killing each other! Heey!!!!!

*Everyone stops*

Dragonium: Now... erm... guys... let's settle this in a... mature... way...?

*Everyone closes in on Dragonium*

Dragonium: Look! Drace has Gummi Bears!! *Points*

*Everyone dives at Drace*

Drace: But they're my Gummi Bears!!

*Crash*

[Razor]

*when Xen, ED, MT11, Dragonium and Seph get off of Drace, he is just a bloody corpse*
Darkfox: Arghhh! You ate his skin!!!
Razor: Yeah, that's something I woul - *everyone stares at Razor* never mind.
*Rufus and a bunch of blue suitted goons walk in*'
Razor: Eh?
Rufus: We're taking over this pub now. We need that mako.
Razor: B-
Rufus: Any attempts of resistance will result in death.
Razor: -
Rufus: So, - *notices Sephiroth* Hello Sephiroth.
Seph: *waves spastically* HI MISTER SHINRA!1

[Drace]

Drace: *sees one gummi bear an inch from his hand* *goes crwaling and shaking to get in reach* Allmost, allmost. GOT IT!!!
*Raises hand wioth gummi bear*
Xen: *Walks to Drace* Oh, you giving me a gummi bear? How nice. *grabs gummi bear and eats it*
Drace: Awwww, at least I have my  precious.

[Razor]

*Red Giant walks up and snaps off Drace's hands, and replaces his own with them.*
Red: I needed to replace those old ones. Too much milage. Hey, a shiny ring!
Drace: Aww...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*also sees the ring*
MMB: tsjah, interesting *picks it up before red*
Red: hey, give it back its mine!
MMB: does it say ur name on it?
Red: nope
MMB: then its not urs!
Red: IT IS!
MMB: I NOT!
*a big discussion starts*