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Offline BlackIceAdept

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« Reply #1485 on: March 25, 2005, 12:30:44 AM »
Issac: Oh really? Hey Blackiceadept get over here!

Blackiceadept: *stops making beer rain from the sky...* What?

Issac*wispering*: Dragon time?

Blackiceadept*wispering*: Yeah...

Blackiceadept/Issac: Might of fire, earth, and water fuse to create the shadow dragon!

Shadow Dragon: ROAR!!!!!!*Guess who wethead?*

Shadow Dragon sends Psychosis sky high with water and then smacks him with Meteor!!!

Psychosis takes 9999 damage...
Psychosis falls...
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« Reply #1486 on: March 25, 2005, 03:46:48 AM »
Lightwolf: Him? Did they just create a male Psychosis in which to defeat? Because the real Psychosis is a short fuzzy long tailed yet cute and lovable, clothless except for a tail band near the tip, mostly harmless unless angry or automatically dangerous to me... chick.

Real Psychosis: *uses Psychic throw on Lightwolf* I know. Their weird... and quit making comments about my fashion sense... so... nobody wants the roof and the floor fixed? Or the fire put out... gosh... I just want one thing, does everybody hate me? *cries*

Darkfox: Mr. Dragon, your senseless destruction and torment of the citizens of this pub comes to an end!

Full Godbeast Darkfox VS Shadow Dragon

Darkfox changes into a gigantic 50 tailed fox bound by golden chains, the Legendary Darkfox.
Shadow Dragon: ...? *laughs*
Legendary Darkfox uses "Definity's Roar" the intensity is so great it causes all inanimate objects to distort.
Shadow Dragon receives 8000 damage
Shadow Dragon uses the water attack, Holy Weapon Darkfox is unmoved but receives 20 damage.
Holy Weapon Darkfox switches to dislodged state, glows with a light blue aura.
Shadow Dragon uses dark wind.
Legendary Darkfox takes 263 damage, and slides backwards barely.
Legendary Darkfox: Holy Purge!

Everything darkens, multiple light particles appear, turn to balls of light then zoom at Shadow Dragon in blue streams, like laser beams and pass through him, it ends, Shadow Dragon receives 10000 damage critical. Shadow Dragon is sent crashing through the wall.

Darkfox wins.
Receives: Nothing

Darkfox: What? I don't loot my opponents!

Razor: You'll pay for that wall! And clean up that mess!

Darkfox: But he... I... *sighs, changes back to normal, gets a broom and sweeps* well you better behave from now on Mr. Dragon, no more of your over exaggerated battle sequences and don't pick on little girls anymore just because you can!

Xen: Why? Wait I don't pick on little girls...

Darkfox: Not you! The Shadow Dragon!!

Xen: Oh... *continues mischief*

*Ambrosia heals Shadow Dragon*

Ambrosia: I'm a dragon too!

Darkfox: I gotta go get a bigger broom... *disappears*

Razor: Yes that would be good...

Psychosis: He ditched...

Razor: Darnit!!

Psychosis: Hello...? I can do it! Just take my offer!!
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #1487 on: March 25, 2005, 09:44:13 AM »
*Everyone stares at BlackIceAdept*
Razor: Wait for it... Wait for it...
*MT11 Eats BlackIceAdept*
Everyone: w00t!
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« Reply #1488 on: March 25, 2005, 09:51:03 AM »
News Guy: This is an urgent newsflash from Charas News! It seems this small pub has gone text battle crazy! *Crash*

*Mobile Type 8 lands on him*

Sephiroth: What the heck is that?!

Dragonium: Only FF8's most deadly robotic killing machine ever... Not too much of a problem...

Vincent: Let's leave...

Sephiroth: Yep...

Dragonium: No way! I have a vendetta against this thing!!

 Battle start! (Clickies!)

[[Mobile Type 8: Counter Mode ON, Support Mode OFF]]
Dragonium uses Burning Edge on everyone, increasing their strength by 50!
Sephiroth uses Masamune for 1365 damage!
Mobile Type 8 counterattacks with Twin Homing Laser for 6508 damage!
Dragonium: No! You have to wait until those shoulder pad things come off and it changes mode!
Sephiroth: I knew that...
Vincent uses Cura on Sephiroth, healing 5000 HP!
Dragonium uses Swift Steps on the party, granting Haste status!
[[Mobile Type 8: Counter Mode OFF, Support Mode ON]]
Dragonium: There it goes! Hit it!
Sephiroth uses Masamune for 4301 damage!
Vincent uses Deathblow for 2397 damage!
Dragonium: Careful now, it's taken a good amount of damage...
Mobile Type 8 uses Corona, reducing everyone to 1HP!
Vincent uses Full-Cure on himself, healing to Max HP!
[[Sephiroth Limit!]]
Sephiroth transforms into One Winged Angel!
Dragonium uses Superheat Beam, reducing Mobile Type 8's defence to 1!
Mobile Type 8 uses Homing Laser on Dragonium for 3476 damage!
Dragonium has fallen!
Vincent uses Full-Life on Dragonium, healing to Max HP!
Sephiroth uses Apocalypse Blade for 8989 damage!
Mobile Type 8 uses Static Electricity on Sephiroth, inducing Paralysis status!
Vincent uses Nonpareil on Dragonium, allowing him to exceed the damage limit!
[[Dragonium Limit!]]
Dragonium: This is for all those years I couldn't beat you!
Dragonium uses Revenge Rush for 138909 damage!
Mobile Type 8 is defeated!
*Victory poses*

Sephiroth: *Sucks his wing back in* Well, that was fun.

Dragonium: *Sips beer* Yup.
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« Reply #1489 on: March 25, 2005, 01:27:31 PM »
Drace: Razor, happy 100th page.
Razor: Thank you, and by this, the beer price will be tripled.
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« Reply #1490 on: March 25, 2005, 02:01:20 PM »
-Warxe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

-Xios: And that was for...?

-Warxe: The pub, of course. Yo Razor, can I buy a beer for the pub?

-Razor: Yes.

*Warxe buys a beer, and drinks it.*

-Xios: I thought that was for the pub.

-Warxe: It is, but the pub can't really drink it.

-Pub: Oh really?

*A giant mouth appears on one of the walls of the pub, and it eats Warxe.*

-Razor: O_o

-Xios: ...Rrrrrrrrrrrright...
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« Reply #1491 on: March 25, 2005, 05:12:19 PM »
Psychosis: I could add save Warxe to the deal... *ears flop down* awwww...
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« Reply #1492 on: March 25, 2005, 06:25:37 PM »
Pub's Mouth: Give me beer, or Xen's next!

Razor: Am I meant to care...?

Pub: Ehh... You weren't meant to say that... Just give me beer!

Dragonium: Oh, crap... Looks like it's battle time again... *Draws his sword*

Vincent: Aaaww...

[[Please make a party of three]]

Dragonium: Hm... It'll be me, Psychosis, and...

*Looks around the pub at the drunkards*

Dragonium: Hmm...

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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #1493 on: March 25, 2005, 07:02:13 PM »
MT11: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT ANOTHER TEXT BATTLE!
*smashes Dragonium over the head repeatedly with a mallet, Dragonium passes out*
MT11: Phew...
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« Reply #1494 on: March 25, 2005, 07:17:47 PM »
Psychosis: *stares at MT11 for like 10 minutes*

MT11: What!?

Psychosis: *smiles*

MT11: The cuteness is driving me insane!!! AGHHH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE!?

Psychosis: *replays earlier request on a small tape recorder*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #1495 on: March 25, 2005, 07:24:55 PM »
MT11: Wtf?
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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #1496 on: March 25, 2005, 10:07:30 PM »
Psychosis: Read back a few pages to understand...

MT11: Pages?

Psychosis: *sweatdrop*
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« Reply #1497 on: March 26, 2005, 01:07:31 AM »
Drace: *Looks at a tail which is swining sideways*
Psychosis: Stop looking at my tail! Geez, stupid Drace. LOOK AWAY!!!
Drace: *Looks away*
Psychosis: Ok, now back to business. *turns to MT11*
Drace: Looks at tail again. Wait, I think I forgott the s.... *get's pucnhed in the face by Psychosis)
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« Reply #1498 on: March 26, 2005, 02:22:54 AM »
Lightwolf: Surely a small fist did not hurt so much. *looks down at unconcious Drace* He has a hard head yet he falls over from that?
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« Reply #1499 on: March 26, 2005, 09:43:06 AM »
Sephiroth: Umm... Drag...? *Dumps a bucket of water on Dragonium*

Dragonium: Aaagh! *Wakes up, punches Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: Ow... Well, at least you're okay...

Razor: Sephiroth, are you gonna pay for the water now?

Sephiroth: It's water, I don't have to pay for it.

Razor: No? *Punches Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: Ummh... *Collapses*
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