Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Wait, I think I see some treasure! *Dives in DC's mouth again, comes out with shiny ring*
Grandy: Give us that, precious.
MT11: Why?
Grandy: It'ssssss my birthday, precious.
Razor: not again...

[Drace]

Drace: To much LOTR! *grabs LOTR DVD box*
Grandy: What your going to do with it?
Drace: Something bad!
Grandy: What?
Drace: *grabs the .............................
Grandy: Oh My God! Not the ..................
Drace: Yes the .................. will destroy this LOTR thing!
Grandy: You do know that this joke ain't funny.
Drace: Yes.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Pushes Samba into a wall* Heeheehee!

Samba: Hey!

Radian: *Gets his laptop out and edits Samba's source code, takes off the switch that stops Samba's Autorun events* Heh heh...

*Samba repeatedly slams into the wall over and over again*

Dragonium: Radian, I thought you weren't allowed to do anything evil...

Radian: No... Of course not... *Edits random people's source code*

[Razor]

*Charas pub becomes über glitchy, before going to desktop with an error message; all the charas people fall onto the taskbar*
Darkfox: This is unusual.
Drace: No weirder than normal.
Razor: Oh noes! I know what caused this.
Darkfox: What?
Razor: Well, when you said that void had all those dead stars and comets in him, that caused my petrol powered logic generator to overload, and die.
Darkfox: The heck's a logic generator?
Razor: Like when a plane goes in the sky, it needs to pump in air so that everyone on the plane doesn't die due to the Earth's air pressure at that height in the sky. If we didn't have it at the Charas Pub, we'd all die of powerful non logic. *looks over to everyone* SO NONE OF YOU DO SOMETHING OVERWHELMINGLY REDICULOUS FOR NOW!
*everyone looks at Warxe*
Warxe: Heh heh, o.o;
*time passes*
Warxe: I know, I'll summon a cake!
Razor: *slomotion* NNnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo-
Warxe: *attempts to summon cake, a pizza appears and eats him, causing them both to explode*
MT11: AHHH, MY HEAD!!! *dies*
Razor: That's the deadly effect of a world without a logic buffer.
Drew Carey: Ooh, that really sucks. But I'm going to go now guys, see if I can pick up chicks in some chatrooms. Bye! *opens "Shortcut to FireFox.lnk." on the desktop*
Razor: But yeah, because you said that Void had lots of dead stars, which could mean there were supernovae, black holes and stars nearon about to be both, located entirely with in him, it means that, *opens "Shortcut to DancinFatAlbert.lnk"* *a dancing Fat Albert appears* Void is bigger than 1, *opens "Shortcut to DancinFatAlbert.lnk" two more times* and even 3 Fat Alberts. And since he was locallised within the pub, and the pub ain't that big, the program died. Also, he would have been at the direct core of the crash.
Darkfox: Ouch.
Red: Hey Razor, are you getting enough screen time yet?
Razor: Shut up. Anyway, I'll just open the shortcut to the Charas Pub and we'll be back in a second. *does so*

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*Razor and Weregnome from the earliest posts are talking*
Red: What the Hell?
Past Razor: What the Hell?
Razor: Whoops. Looks like we forgot to save.
Red: Why I am spinning on a 8 Ball table?
Past Red: Hooray! *spins*
Darkfox: This time, buy a better generator.
Psychosis: Hey, where's past meeeee?
Drace: You didn't appear till way later.
Psychosis: Aww...

[ES2005]

ES2005: Whatever's going on, I don't care a bout it.
Razor: Well, wha's going on is--
ES2005: Shut up. Please.
Idiot: Now its time fro random stuff!
ES2005: Oh no you don't. That would make me a spammer.
Red: You don't appear until...
ES2005: I don't care. I magically put us back here. Nothing is qrong, but no one has the power to edit source codes.
All: Awww...

[Drace]

Drace: Razor! get us outa here, cause if you don't and we do some stuff thatw asn't possible in that time there will be a space-time covigura which will destroy the entire galaxie!
Razor: Watched 'Back To The Future' again?
Drace: No professor!

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*mmb walks here and there*

WOAH!
mmb: drace what are you doing?!!?
drace: i dont know!
mmb: me neither bye! *walks away*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Alive again* Ow! I can't beleive I died for APPARANTLY NO REASON!
Music: Dun Dun Dun!
MT11: *Dies*
Past MT11: D'oh. So that's what happens to me in the future. Suddenly my life has no point. I'm just gonna stay in some pub and drink my life away.
Razor: You do that anyway.
MT11: Good point.

[Dragonium]

*Pop*

Dragonium: *Appears in a classroom somewhere* Now then class, today I will be taking your Physics lesson. Out first topic will be Space. Now, it has been scientifically proven that all explosions are louder in space because there is no air to get in the way.

*Disappears again*

Radian: *Appears on www.BuyIntoHeaven.com* Whoa! *Starts stuffing money in a collection box, then ascends up to heaven*

Samba: *Slamming into wall* ...

Dragonium: *Appears back in the pub, and falls upwards towards the floor* Huh?!

Razor: We have to get that generator fixed...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*tries to fix the generator*
mmb: thisll never work!
*kaboom!*

mmb: *black head* ok, wrong wire...
razor: well....is it fixed yet? *face against a wall*
mmb: nope i cant seem to.....*presses an unknown button*
*takakakakkakakaka, krrrrkrrrr*
mmb: wtf!
razor: what the..........
*generator stops*
razor:    oo oh!
dragonium: ern.........mmb, put it on again!!!
*both fall*
mmb: *puts it on*
*both smack up against the wall again*
razor: off! off!
*turns off*
dragonium: on! on!
*An endless cyclus*

[weirdbeard11]

*Weirdbeard11 walks in and grabs a barrel of beer and downs it in one*
Razor:You're gonna have to pay for that!
Weirdbeard11:Oh yea?!
*weirdbeard11 knocks razor out with a club*
BAAAAAAR FIIIIIIIGHT
*Weirdbeard11 jumps on a table pulls out a cloud sword and murders everyone*

[Dragonium]

*Dragonium hops on the table and pulls out his firesword* ...

*Radian hops on the table and gets his big golden axe* ...

*Samba hops on the table and loads his Eikos* ...

Weirdbeard:

*Gets filled full of bullets and hacked to bits in a very painful way*

Dragonium: *Throws all the bits of Weirdbeard out the door* ...

Psychosis: *Sweeps the blood off the step* Will you people stop making a mess?!

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*remembers weerdbeard dude that the generator still aint workin so all his hits where miss*
mmb: *presses a button again*
*BAOOOOM!!!!!*
mmb: woops sorry weerdbeard!
*weerdbeards beard falls off *

[weirdbeard11]

*Weirdbeard11 mystically comes back to life as an undead knight...*

weirdbeard11:Now you die!!!!!
Weirdbeard11 pulls out every weapon known to mankind
This wrecks the logic generator as weirdbeard11 only has 2 hands


Razor:NOO The generator broke again!!!!

*Everyone ends up inside internet explorer on a picture of a naked granny*
Weirdbeard11 commits suicide

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: ... *Rewinds the tape to before Weirdbeard came in*

Razor: *Opens door and looks out* There he is.

*Weirdbeard is walking down the path towards the Pub*

*Everyone snipes Weirdbeard before he gets any closer*