Charas Pub

[Razor]

 Happy 100 pages/1500 posts Charas Pub!!!

[Dragonium]

Razor: Everyone gets a free 100th page beer, on the house!

Xen: Yay! *Grabs beer and downs it in one gulp*

Razor: Of course, it's now the 101st page, so the price is doubled.

Xen: *Gulp*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Cowers under Psycosis's gaze* Gah! I can't take it! I need something to take my mind off it...
Xen: *eats MT11*
MT11: Thanks.

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*MMB, leaves pub*
Xen: where r u goin?
MMB: to my only love...
Xen: you have a love?!?!
MMB: yup...
Red: thts odd i tought you where so ugly tht nobody liked u....
MMB: :@:@:@!!!
Red: woops!
Xen: whe better run!
Red: good plan (Y)
*Xen, & Red start running while MMB gets his motorcycle*
VROOOOM!!!!
*drives past Xen, and Red........straight into a cayon*
AAAAAAAAAH! PLOF!
MMB: a....a....u.....au.....AU!!!!!!!!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Where did Moosetroop go...? All I wanted was a back mas... ah forget it...

[Drace]

Drace: *get's up* Ok, what was I doing again?
Psychosis: Looking at my tail.
Drace: Oh yeah *looks at tail again*
Psychosis: *Kicks Drace in the nuts*
Drace: *Squeaky voice* That..... hurted.... *passes out*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Well... Psychosis is being out of characterly violent to Drace.

Psychosis: I know, I wonder what is wrong.

[Razor]

Razor: Jiminy Jillikers Batman!
Batman: There's no need for profanity, my old chum.
Razor: What the - why the Hell are you here?
Batman: There's no need for profanity, my old chum.
Razor: Right, right. Well, while you're here, buy a drink or get out.
Batman: I'll have a white wine spritzer, my old chum.
Razor: I only sell beer -
Batman: My old chum.

[Xen]

Xen: HAPPY 100 PAGES!!!
Razor: But this is page 101!!!
Xen: I know, I wasn't here for that.
Razor: Yes you were!! Some few posts ago!!!
Xen: Yeah, but....I...uuhh...look over there!! *points in random direction*
Razor: *looks in direction Xen pointed, but turns back upon hearing loud smashing noises*
Xen: *punching holes in pub wall*
Razor: Xen!!! What are you doing!?
Xen: What I always do!! Besides, 'cause we reached 100 pages, I've gotta punch the pub 100 times! *continues punching wall*
Batman: That dragon is doing some damage, my old chum.
Razor: Shut up.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: .... ... ... ... ummm... will I have to fix that too?

[Grandy]

 Grandy: If Xen have to punch the pub 10 times because it was made 100 pages ago...... I will steal from 100 people!
 Razor: After buying 100 beers that are 100% old and for 100gil each, plus 101gil because its the 101 page?
 Grandy: Of course, just wait until I have money...
 Batman: And where will you find it, my old chum?
 Grandy: Well... Theres this millionaire, Bruce Wayne, I'll steal some stuff from him. And after that only more 99 people to go!
 Batman: Good luck, my old chum.

[Razor]

Razor: Oh dear.
Red: What happen?
Engineer: Somebody set us up the bomb!
Razor: *shoots engineer* It would seem my XXXtra strong Laxatives feel into the beer supply.
Red: Why the hell do you have a supply of laxatives?
Razor: Occasions like this.
*Everybody, save Razor Batman and Red -
Red: Haha, because I don't have bowels.
- rush towards the toilet*
Razor: Which is broken by the way. What a funny coincidence.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I don't drink or have money, or have pockets to hold money, or even pants to have the pockets to hold the money!
Darkfox: I don't drink.
Lightwolf: Your beer sucks.
Richard Nixon: I am not a crook!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *tries to steal some beer while the others are the bathroom, then notices that "beer" is not an accessory, weapon, armor, shield, or money, so he, being a FFT thief, can't steal beer, after notice that he just sit in the ground thinking "Why the hell I am a thief? Steal... thats cool, but I need a job, I can't live just stealing... Hey, where can I find a job in this place?"*
 Razor: You could be the guy who get paid for buy beer. $ (-)3.00 a hour and you must buy the beer with your money.
 Grandy: 'Kay... I'll pretend you didnt just read my mind.
 Red: He didnt, you just start to talk when you think you're not talking, you just say "*" at the beggining and end of it.
 Grandy: *I wish he'd shut up*
 Red: See?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Reading "An Extensive Examination of the Wartime Use of Crossbows"* ...

Sephiroth: Whatcha readin'? *Leans over book*

Dragonium: Block light! Do not block light! *Kick*

Sephiroth: Sorry... *Hides in a corner*

Tifa: *Walks in* Oh, Dragonium, that's where you got to...

Dragonium: Hmm? *Looks up*

Selphie: *Walks in* Hiya Draggy!

Dragonium: What the...?!

Quistis: *Walks in* Hello...

Tifa: Hey, who are you?!

Selphie: Who's askin'?

Quistis: Hey, I'm here with Dragonium, could you both please leave?

Tifa: I think you'll find I'm with him.

Selphie: No, you're not, I am!

*Cat fight starts*