Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! It's so illegible! *Holds head and screams*
N00b182: *Whacks grenade on head*
Explosion: BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pub: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
N00bs: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
World: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Pub members: *Unharmed*
Tomi: ... Wow!
*Everyone parties*

[Drace]

Zero: The beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor you promised me beer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grandy]

Grandy: 0.o;; I must say those were the wirdest posts I've saw in a loooooooong time. Like the last time I posted here. That said, lets party!
MT11: *eats Grandy*
Grandy: You know, this is not funny anymore.

[Drace]

MT11: *spits out Grandy* Awwww.... yeah, make fun of me. Just because I can't think of something better to do you are gonna make fun of it.
Grandy: Moose, I didn't meant it like that.
MT11: Then how do you mean it! I want to know the truth! I want anwsers!
Grandy: I meant it that you should think of something else.
MT11: LIES!!!! It are all lies! You just want to make fun of me!
Grandy: No I do....
MT11: Don't lie to me Grandy! Don't lie......... I'll just sit here at the table in the corner. *turns around*
Grandy: *to hisself* What did I do....... *turns around*
MT11: YAY! *eats Grandy*
Grandy: ....................

[Grandy]

   Grandy: .....................flare?

[Drace]

Drace: What did you say Grandy? *steps closer to MT11*
MT11: *smiles* Oh Drace...... *Drace looks up and get's eaten*
Drace: Sure is dark in here.
Grandy: That's why I asked for a flare.
Drace: I think I have one in my pocket. *searches pocket and finds a flare* *lights it*
Grandy: O_O
Drace: What?
Grandy: O_O;
Drace: What..... Hmmmm.... A little windy in here.
Grandy: Ehhhh..... MT11. Did you ate a hideous thing some time ago?
MT11: Yup.
Drace: What you talking about?
Grandy: Just don't look behind you.
Drace: Oh my god..... It's not that thing is it?
Grandy: Yes it is.
Drace: OH MY GOD!!!! LET ME OUTA HERE!!!!
Grandy: It's moving!!!! MT11!!! SPIT US OUT!!!!
MT11: Stop jumping around, you are making me sick!
Drace: Jump Grandy! Jump! *both jump which makes MT11 sick and spits them out, along with that thing*
Razor: What the..... It's that thing again!
Narrator: Yes it is, it's me! I'm back again!
All: *panic*

[Grandy]

Grandy: Run! To the mountains! *Puts a white dress while sing in a flying boat* It started!

[Weerd Thing]

*Weerd comes in*

I declare moose hunting season! Everyone, get your guns, magnums, rifles, snipers, pepperboxes and any other gun!

MT11: Uh-oh...

*everyone stares menacingly*

[Drace]

Drace: Weerd! We having bigger things at hand. THE NARRATOR IS BACK!

[Xen]

*A mysterious Dragon with a mask enters the pub, but he trips and falls the ground. His face mask falls off*

Mysterious Dragon: DAMMIT! Stupid floor! Why I outta... *stands up*
Razor: Xen?
Mysterious Dragon: What? I mean, I'm not Xen!
Razor: Yes you are!
Xen: So you found me, after I left for so long, and you all were worried about me and made statues to remember me by!
Razor: Just stop lying and buy a drink.
Xen: Weeeeell, I don't drink alcohol and I don't have any money, buuuuut, okay.

===5 minutes later===

Xen: *drunk* An...I...tol-told *hic* that...that...guy that he...he..should-
Razor: Xen? That's a bar stool you're talking to, and you have to pay for those drinks, and that acid you drunk too.
Xen: *drunk* Oh...oh...y-y-yeah? You wanna *hic* fight...wi-with *hic* me? *points at wall* Well he...will...sort...you...out... *stumbles out the pub*
Razor: *sticks anti-dragon timebomb to Xen's back*
Xen: *leaves*
Razor: Next time, pay for those drinks! *listens for explosions from outside*

[Razor]

Narrator: Don't forget about me! *slaps Razor*
Razor: Hoi! *slaps Narrator*
Narrator:
*benjamin franklin gets hit by bus*

[Drace]

Drace: Who was he again?
Xen: Some famous american guy. Don't bother at knowing anything about him, he's dead know.
Drace: Yeah, probably some loser.

[Razor]

*Lincoln appears*
Warxe: Well, hello Mr Lincoln.
Lincoln: DESTROY. DESTROY. *decapitates Warxe*
Razor: Oh noes! It's EVIL LINCOLN!
People: Gasp!
Odin: He decapitated Warxe! Noooooo! That's my job! Zantetsuken! (or whatever it is)
*Zantetsuken bounces right off of Lincoln*
Odin: O_o;
Lincoln: RARRR!

[Moosetroop11]

Narrator: None can stop me! I am INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor: Mega morph! Charas zord!

*Power Rangers theme*

Zord with Razor's head, Grandy's arms, Drace's body, Weerds legs, Odin's horse and MT11's antlers: Narrator Killin' time! *Crappy battle sequence with explosions*

[Dragonium]

Narrator: It is a pity you did not guess my true power!

CZ: Oh yeah? What?

Narrator: "Will out heroes defeat the evil Narrator? Find out... Next week!"

CZ: How will we beat him now?

Dragonium: Boooooooooring!! *Fast-forwards the show*

CZ: Yah, boo!

Narrator: Oh, crap.

*Battle sequence continues*