Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ... I really can't think of anything witty to say.

[Darkfox]

DF: Then say somthing unwitty...

MT12: OLIOLIOLIOLIO!!

[Razor]

Razor: Hmm... It's not like the charas pub can die just like that, after 2000 replies, right? We need a gimmick. Like comics or cartoons of the happenings of this pub.

[shinotebasiiackh]

*shinotebasiiackh walks in. Unknown to most people, Shinotebasiiackh is actually a 7 1/2-foot tall, lanky zombie. (Note the signature...)*

Shino: If you make me jump through a hoop, I will break you.

[Drace]

Drace: *looks at shinotebasiiackh* *looks up* *pukes and shivers*

[Razor]

Razor: How about you jump through this plastic circle?

[Drace]

Drace: Why not you, your the dog here.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Bzzt.

*Transforms into Prof.*

Prof.: First, let us examine the circumstances in which I was defeated. But before I do that, roll the titles.

*Titles roll, with lots of people's names crossed out and odd noises*

Drace: O_o

*Titles stop, the music fades and a big hole appears in the screen*

Duke: Ehehehehehe. *Runs away with the film*

Prof.: Bzzzz! *Reverts to Dragonium*

Dragonium: Oh no ya don't! *Grabs Duke and mails him to Elephant Butte Lake in New Mexico*

[Weerd Thing]

W££rd enters the pub... A half shadow, half real being with a tendency to eat spicy stuff.

W££rd: What I need right now is a drink!

*sees the whole Dragonium/Prof. sequence from last post*

W££rd: 0_o...man, I gotta lay off the spicy stuff.

Dragonium: You haven't seen half of it yet...

W££rd: I'll jump through the hoop. BUT one thing, you have to swear not to seel me to some circus after that. Also, you have to fork up 50 bucks for me to do that.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Deal! *Steals the hoop and gives Weerd 50 bucks*

Weerd: Aha! Now you shall see my skills. *Puts the 50 down on the bar*

*Weerd jumps through hoop, and gets teleported into the 45th dimension*

Dragonium: Sucker... *Pockets the 50 bucks*

[Razor]

Razor: *grabs a venomous cobra and strangles Drace with it*
Razor: Well, that was easy, and the cobra only bit me 4 times.
Warxe: Aren't cobra's poisonous?
Razor: Heeey, look at all the people who are purple... heheh, purple people peerpullpeepullllll *thud*
Zero: Why is he twitching like that? ... Oh wait, never mind, the twitching stopped.

[Weerd Thing]

Warps back in material plane...

W££rd: You think you can get rid of me that easily? Wait, what haps to Razor...? Yes! My cobra killed him!

*takes cobra, which then transforms into a long staff*

W££rd: Dragonium, REFUND. Unless you'd like to...

*stares at shinotebasiiackh* *barfs* *looks up* *barfs again*

Drace: Haha! Poor sucker!

[Snort_X]

*Snort_X comes in*

Snort: Umm... whats going on here?
*looks at W££rd*
Drace: what a sucker

Snort: Why is W££rd barfing?
Drace: he saw a shinotebasiiackh
*Snort looks at the shinotebasiiackh*
*BARF* *stops barfing*

Snort: that is disgusting...
*W££rd stops barfing*
W££rd: I want my REFUND!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ..... *Eats Snort_X , Weerd Thing and shinotebasiiackh*

[Weerd Thing]

--Dungeon 1: Inside the Man-Eating Moose--

W££rd: Well, MT's head sure is... MT. LOL!
MT11: I heard that!
Snort_X: Well, let's see what we can do to get out of here...
*W££rd transforms his staff in a cobra"
W££rd: I'll bite my way out!

40 cobra bites later...

Snort_X: Right now, your genius plan is failing.
shinotebasiiackh: Wait... I feel something.

*BARF*

W££rd: Yes! We're back în the pub!
*revives Razor*
W££rd: OK barman, a quintuple order of Sprite 11 (don't ask either)! And make it fast! I need this one...